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Allll Rise!!!

[center]Sorta Honorable[/center]
[center]Judge Trippy Lots[/center]
[center]Presiding[/center]

Good morning ladies and gentlemen...please be seated....

Our first case this morning: Sweple of the Rumors Mill ~VS~ You...

Rumor has it you will just keep getting more awesome and more beautiful'er...er.

In lue of these allegations how do you plea? 🤔 ☕
Magenta · F Best Comment
I plead the 5th.
Trippin · F
@Magenta Was soooo waiting on that. Truth ❤
Magenta · F
@Trippin Ha! Thank you, little darling. 💕
Trippin · F
@Magenta ❤️

SW-User
Not guilty by reason of insanity ..your honor
Trippin · F
@SW-User The court recognizes the defendants plea....( used it myself js)

Case dismissed.
Trippin · F
@Justmeraeagain We've asked that you were escorted to chambers for shots...

We knew the rumors of your awesomeness and beauty held. merit.

You were found guilty.

🥃 cheers ❤
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@Trippin *Blushes*
Trippin · F
@Justmeraeagain Truth ❤️
I swear I didn't do it! Eyes wide and shaking a little.🙍
Trippin · F
@mondayschild2 Now..now... Bailiff! Candy for the defendant please...give her a hug. 🤗
@Trippin 🤗
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@mondayschild2 me neither - and I promise not to do it again
HannahSky · F
Guilty 😏
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HannahSky · F
@Darksideinthenight2 we're solid, that's all I know. I don't know about our third base situation yet, Longoria is out, but otherwise we're good. Belt is on his way back.
HannahSky · F
@Darksideinthenight2 I swear Pulojs just talks up a storm on 1st 😂 he's always talking
I took the plea bargin😔, can I go home now?
Trippin · F
@checkoutanytime Ahhhh! Lawyered up right quick this morning I see!! Case dismissed.
@Trippin thank you your Honor
Pretzel · 61-69, M
not guilty - by reason of insanity
Trippin · F
@Pretzel Seems to be the Plea of the Day this morning.

Case dismissed.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@Trippin don't blame me - it's the cheapo public sw defender they assigned me
Trippin · F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether Ahhh...haha..case dismissed simply on the grounds of a classic defence. ❤
@Trippin انتى جميلة ❤
SW-User
Trippin · F
@SW-User Bailiff...remind the defendant of her awesome beautiful'er..ness. Put her in time out.
AllAboutLaffs · 70-79, M
I'm absolutely clueless, Your Honor !! ... I'm a figment of my imagination ...
Trippin · F
@AllAboutLaffs All good. Courts in recess. Im gettin' drunk with a defendant.
AllAboutLaffs · 70-79, M
@Trippin Watch that one !!! ... she can really put em down !!!
Lilymoon · F
It's Friday and a long weekend... I'm guilty af. ;) 😄
Trippin · F
@Lilymoon ~ slams gavel~

Court is in recess till further notice!

Bailiff please show the defendant to my chambers for shots. 😉
Lilymoon · F
@Trippin whiskey shots! ;) 🥃
Trippin · F
@Lilymoon Cheers 🥃
Darkskiescoming · 51-55, M
Your honor. I plead guilt and am ready for my punishment.
Trippin · F
@Darkskiescoming The court recognizes the defendants plea and here by sentences him to 50 hours of community awesomeness.

Case dismissed.
Darkskiescoming · 51-55, M
@Trippin ☺️ thank you your honor.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I plead no contest. Now put down that gavel.
Trippin · F
@Degbeme Kay!!!...but it has sparklies on it!! My magic wandavle. 🤔
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Trippin ah ....glitter gavel? Look at you being all sparkly. ;)
Guilty as charged, your honor.
Trippin · F
@NerdyPotato The court here by sentences you to carrying on with your badass self for life.
@Trippin wow, that's a harsh sentence, but I guess I deserve it. I'll get right on it.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
I think the judge is quite beautiful
Trippin · F
@MrBrownstone Need this court find you in contempt sir?🤔
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@Trippin If you are going to punish me,yes
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
I was born that way.
Trippin · F
@JoyfulSilence The court then orders you to carry on..

Case dismissed.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@Trippin YAY!
SW-User
Unable to plea😁
Trippin · F
@SW-User The court recognizes the defendants silence as a guilty plea as the evidence of her awesome beauty has been proven. Case dismissed.
SW-User
@Trippin you're so cute😘💜
Trippin · F
@SW-User 😘💚
Straylight · 31-35, F
Not guilty by reason of insanity. 🤡
Trippin · F
@Straylight Definitely not the lone ranger in this particular court...lol. ❤️
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Trippin · F
@vetguy1991 Both guilty 🤷‍♀️

Case dismissed.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Guilty, you're Honor
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
I need a continuance, your Honor. It's really hard to get ahold of my lawyer!
HurtMe · 51-55, M
I am a little fat and a little ugly, I object your honor.
SW-User
Counsel asks permission to approach?
GUILTY! AND INSANE! AND INNOCENT! AND INSANE!
I plead no contest.
It wasn't me.
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
I plead insanity
Trippin · F
@basilfawlty89 Bailiff!!! How much room left in the padded cell!!!?
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
Good morning your Honor!

I plead incompetence on my part your Honor.

If I [i]keep getting more[/i] awesome and beautiful that would mean that was the direction I was already going in (as opposed to starting to become these things).

The only real change for a while is me growing a bit of a belly, so the logical conclusion is that my awesomeness and beauty is tied to the size of my stomach.

So your Honor, I'd like to request economical support to be in compliance with the charge levied against me. I'll need to increase my intake of crisps, chocolate, dip and other snacks to comply and that ain't cheap. That way I can keep growing more beautiful.

It's only fair, right?
Trippin · F
@PirateMonkeyCabinet Sooo... Watch a lot of boot leg Perry Mason VCS tapes..or...? 🤔
PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M
@Trippin No... but now I might have to. 😄
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
I plead guilty 🤭
Trippin · F
@iamonfire696 Indeed...the court already knew bout' the rumors of your awesome beauty and their accuracy.

Case dismissed.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Trippin thanks girl 💕
Trippin · F
@iamonfire696 ❤🤗
SW-User
I try not to fly in the face of public opinion
SW-User
@Trippin 😳😳 I'll pay attention
Trippin · F
@SW-User Mmmmhmmm...The court places you on Double Secret probation! Respect mah' authoritahhh!
SW-User
@Trippin I want to respect your authoritah but I have this awful habit of not listening to orders 🥲
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