Allll Rise!!!

[center]Sorta Honorable[/center]
[center]Judge Trippy Lots[/center]
[center]Presiding[/center]

Good morning ladies and gentlemen...please be seated....

Our first case this morning: Sweple of the Rumors Mill ~VS~ You...

Rumor has it you will just keep getting more awesome and more beautiful'er...er.

In lue of these allegations how do you plea? 🤔 ☕