My earlier attempts at at a tractor beam went through several preparations ... PINNEDPreparation H thru R. Ladies and gentlemen we now have a beam we shall call... Preparation SW. Booohahahaha! (1)
Avast ye! I heard it said that..... PINNEDWhere your treasure is, there will your heart be also.... Arrr! I drew me a map of my hearts mateys!! โค (1)
So...uhhh...random perhaps...But...you ever go out to grab some coffee... ...and happen to see a bear run down the street? ๐ค (3)
Never been a fan of making plans......too far in advance: Never know how you might feel that day. Same day plans... Well that's too short notice. They gotta support for that? ๐ค
You know...you ever consider that......having been ghosted by someone you cared about: Perhaps its better to respect the dead an never disturb them again. ๐ค
Might the popular fad phrase "Dad Bod"......become a bit tilted once "Father Figure" is considered? ๐ค
Seems so many needs to be met.......so many aspirations to seek... But ya'll ever put all those needs aside and simply long for a cheeseburger that looks like one on the commercial? ๐ค
So... Uhhhh... You ever consider ....a "RelationBike".......... Cuz' it seems like Relationships are a bit too baggage friendly these days.๐ค
Someday, Ill be spotted.......eating a whole rotisserie chicken bare handed in my truck like a Viking...sigh... My dream guy will know:" That's her..shes The One. What about you attracts your soul mate? ๐ค
Ever consider how much more motivational....fitness and dieting might be if the calories screamed in utter horror as you burned them? ๐ค
So....you ever ponder the option of......simply allowing the "Early Bird" to have at it; considering that mornings and worms can indeed simultaneously suck serious ass? ๐ค
Inspired by yoga.... Expressed with a car door, pipe and headlights from a junk yard. ๐ฉโ๐ญ (1)
Once you' re dead.... You've no idea you're dead......as the pain is only felt by others. Might the same be said about stupidity? ๐ค
As time is transient for nothing that.....comes and goes is us. Might our most beautiful parts remain not what is seen with eyes but rather that which is felt by hearts? ๐ค
Psssst...So ummmm.... Your health care claims adjuster......aware of your penchant for strangulation during the ole' boinky boink perhaps?๐ค
Here as of late it seems I simply ...can no longer afford stress, negative vibes, deceit nor drama... Might your soul be on a budget as well? ๐ค