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Straylight

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Unrepentant memer, occasional heathen, part time sesquipedalian.

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Me: I’m not even getting on SW today. Also me: I should see what’s going on there before I stay off all day.

I think you are wrong.

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I know, I know, we're all entitled to our opinions. But I see you on here saying that you're not good enough, not smart enough, not attractive enough. That things are going badly and maybe you deserve it, maybe you're not worth happiness. Well I'm... See More »

Your life is like a wheel that you are rolling down a long road.

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You have an idea of the direction and pace you want it to go. All of your decisions in life will do one of two things. They will push the wheel forward, giving it momentum and guiding it the way you want, or they will pull it back, slowing it down... See More »

Trek Tuesday! TOS aesthetic.

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Them: Why do you watch Strange New Worlds?

Me: Well… I just like sci-fi…

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Hey admin, can we replace the “Random” option when selecting the type of post

with a “Shitpost” option?

How about an appreciation post for SwampFlower?

To say we’re all a little happier having known her, even in this small, online way.

Inside you there are two wolves. But inside Mozart, there was twelve.

That’s why they called him Wolfgang.

If you didn’t get a card this Valentine’s Day, then this one is for you. 😌

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Happy Valentine’s Day SW!

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How many SWeeps have you made on the Sims?

Say girl, you like Lewis Carrol? 😏

I’ll show you my vorpal sword if you show me your bandersnatch. 😉

Trek Tuesday 🖖

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Next time you ride a roller coaster, thank LaMarcus Adna Thompson that you’re not catching chlamydia instead.

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I can’t make it to the secret society meeting tonight. Can you handle the blood sacrifice?

And don’t forget to not tell anyone about it.

I don’t get these Illuminati conspiracy theory videos.

They’re all like, “They dont want you to know this, but they left clue in my plain sight!” If I didn’t want everyone to know something, I would not leave clues about the secret. You don’t see me putting tiny symbols into one dollar bills that,... See More »

I’m ordering chocolate strawberries to be delivered to her work on Valentine’s Day.

Me: I’m get her a nice gift. Remembers we have a joint checking account: We’re getting her a nice gift. Remembers she makes more than me: I’m chipping in on a nice gift.

Have an embarrassing blemish you can’t seem to cover? Just go around with one tiddy out and no one will notice.

Follow me for more beauty tips. 😌

The moon and stars are right for a witchy Wednesday!

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Bring back old fashioned values.

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It’s been a busy day, but I haven’t forgotten Witchy Wednesday.

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Leave a comment and I’ll enter your name to an AI with the “cursed photo” style for Halloween.

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It’s almost time, boys and ghouls.

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Post your Halloween costume memes.

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Five minutes after checking the SW image feed.

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