Allll Rise!!!

[center]Sorta Honorable[/center]
[center]Judge Trippy Lots[/center]
[center]Presiding[/center]

Good morning ladies and gentlemen...please be seated....

Our first case this morning: Sweple of the Rumors Mill ~VS~ You...

Rumor has it you will just keep getting more awesome and more beautiful'er...er.

In lue of these allegations how do you plea? 🤔 ☕

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PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M

Good morning your Honor!

I plead incompetence on my part your Honor.

If I [i]keep getting more[/i] awesome and beautiful that would mean that was the direction I was already going in (as opposed to starting to become these things).

The only real change for a while is me growing a bit of a belly, so the logical conclusion is that my awesomeness and beauty is tied to the size of my stomach.

So your Honor, I'd like to request economical support to be in compliance with the charge levied against me. I'll need to increase my intake of crisps, chocolate, dip and other snacks to comply and that ain't cheap. That way I can keep growing more beautiful.

It's only fair, right?

Trippin · F

@PirateMonkeyCabinet Sooo... Watch a lot of boot leg Perry Mason VCS tapes..or...? 🤔

PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M

@Trippin No... but now I might have to. 😄