This just in!!

This ain’t one body’s story. It’s the story of us all. We got it mouth-to-mouth, so you got to listen it and ‘member, ’cause what you hears today you got to tell the birthed tomorrow. I’m looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start. It’s Pox-Eclipse, full of pain! And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time. It were full-on winter, and Mr. Dead chasing them all. But one he couldn’t catch, that were Captain Walker. He gathers up a gang, takes to the air and flies the sky! So they left their homes, said bidey-bye to the high-scrapers and what were left of the knowing they left behind. Some say the wind just stoppered. Others reckon it were a gang called Turbulence. And after the wreck some had been jumped by Mr. Dead but some had got the luck, and it leads them here. One look and they’s got the hots for it. They word it “Planet Earth.” And they says, “We don’t need the knowing. We can live here.”

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First buy large quantities of toilet paper.

You reminded me of this Egyptian song 😁 I really like it's mood.

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If tomorrow was the end of the world
I'd go fuel up my car
& Go pick you up
To go for a ride together

I dunno where will we go
We will drive like crazy people
We will park in a "no parking" place
And walk barefoot

We will enter the supermarket
Steal an apple and run away
Make fun of the passing people
And maybe drink

We will spend our money on cigarettes
The ones with a mint flavour
And tell the shop owner when we pay

Give us gum with the change
We will chew it and make a popping sound
Give us gum with the change
So we can make gum bubbles

Give us gum with the change
I wanna be happy
Give us gum with the change
Give us gum with the change

If tomorrow was the end of the world
I would buy a racing motorbike
And drive without stopping
& break the speedometer

We wil record a video both me and you
I dont know what will we say
Maybe we can talk about the benefits
Of playing with dolphins

We will stop by the cinema
Look at the movies' posters
And I will tell u about a movie i saw
In which the hero died at the beginning .

And spend our money on cigarettes .
The ones with a mint flavour .
And tell him when we pay .

Give us gum with the change
We will eat it and make a popping sound
Give us gum with the change
So we can make gum bubbles

Give us gum with the change
I want to be happy
Give us gum with the change.
There will be nothing from tomorrow this is madness .
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If the apocalypse happens, all the women immediately start thinking about its effects on fashion... Good to know. 😝

I have installed invisible zombie fence, so I'll just go on as usual.

Neigh....

Hell yeah! I'll be some sort of post apocalyptic leather clad clown in my clown car of death! 🤡

Yes, and for whatever reason the only food that's left are raisins or something

I think mohawks and black-leather chaps are always de rigueur.

Well since that's your normal mode of dress anyway

I think we gradually morph into the mad max vibe. After our clothes are ripped and falling apart on us.

I'll just stock up on beer😌

🤔So I would have to do nothing with my hair?

Outfits are priority number one. You can’t go out murdering and pillaging wearing khakis and polo shirts

I'd say what!! Now I'm panicking!! Lol

This course of action makes sense 😶

I'm going to ah, ah, ah, a Halloween party officer.

I'll change into mine right now

I have my outfit on standby

Oh definitely, the outfits are pretty badass.

I'll start ripping my clothes

I made weapons lol not sure about the mad hair 🤔 😅

I was thinking more along the lines if we get dressed up…super fancy like…then get shit faced and have a good time 🤣🤣 if we die, we going out with a bang

best would be to jump into the hole when the earth opens up
you don't want to lie in the streets while birds peck your eyes out

Its too fucking hot to be wearing leather. Is there a shorts and t-shirt option? 🤔

In that case I am 100% gonna rock a clown look, janitor style.

I'm sticking with my current style (or lack of it)

I might make a crown out of bones tho 🤔