2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
In movies where Santa is real...But grown ups somehow stopped believing or whatever... How the hell do they explain the from Santa gifts that they themselves didn't buy? Aren't they just a little bit concerned on how little Billy got a PS5? And then when they meet Santa (if they... See More »
I have been gifted an interdimensional powerPost a song or a meme and I will tell you what you will be reincarnated as in your next life
How the Grinch stole our snowY'all, I don't rant much, but gosh darn it, we lost all of our snow and I'm feeling just a little bit disheartened. If you need me I'll be in my quiet place (1)
You know, if you were to ask me at 20 if I listened to Debby Boone, I'd tell you to go **** yourself?But look at me, 44 years old and WILLINGLY sought out You Light Up My Life to listen to. That right there is growth, people. Real. Human. Growth... (1)
At what age, did you realize that you were at that age that you would realize that you were indeed at that age?
I need help getting into the holiday spiritHere's one of my favorites. Post a song that gets you in the mood. Not necessarily the holiday mood. 😉 (1)
What do you look like? What's your style?Describe yourself using WORDS. None of this "post a selfie" monkey business
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