2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Babe, stir in some onion gravy mix into my coffee instead of sugarIt's kinda chilly, wet and depressing outside and I need something kinda hot and gross to drink
Do an Al Pacino impersonation for everyone on the site to enjoyNote your results in the comments section below
Babe, it's not what tit looks like, I just b was really craving a microwaved potatoWhy do you always gotta make things weird
If you fart in your dreams, do you fart in real life?Set up cameras and post your results in the comment section below
I have a theory on the Shawshank Redemption's endingThat there's a moment during Red's parole hearing where red disassociates, and everything from getting approved, being out in the world, finding the treasure, and going to Mexico was all a fantasy, it's all in Red's mind. For two reasons, the first... See More »
If 16 year old me were to ask what sorts of things that I watchI don't think he'd be that surprised when I describe Belzona videos.
You're eating man greasy meal, you have grease on your hands.Do you delicately handle and manipulate the silverware and glassware? Why? Your hands are already filthy with grease. What does it matter if you get your fork or glass greasy?
Glass shards all up in your carpets.What are you doing? I can feel the my fingernail clipping the invisible shard now and I try to locate it on the sole of my foot... 👹. The little jolts of pain... 👹
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