2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
I wonder if I went to one of those clubs where you get ladies to dance for you...If I paid them to pop and lock it breakdance for me? Or maybe to the Elaine benes dance? Here's $20, do the macarena... here's $40 do the cha cha slide. Sliiiide to the left, CRISS CROSS
My name is reubles and I have a confession to makeI live in the province of Quebec, it's in Canada. Well my confession is that I don't believe French people are real. I think that they were just made up by the Canadian government. For what reason? I have no idea. I've lived with these people, went... See More »
Is it cheating if you're ba time traveler and move forward in time a hundred years, hook up, then go back to the present?Babe, you'd been dead for like 40 years, what's the big deal? That future one night stand technically hasn't even happened, that person doesn't even exist.
Why are you afraid of sharks in the lazy river?You should be more worried about people firing off brown torpedoes
One of my friends bosses once threatened to fire me for day drinkingI worked as a game warden in my early 20s and my best friend was in forestry at the time. He had taken the day off and I dropped by his place for a few cold ones. His boss pulled in and started mouthing off to him and two other people in forestry... See More »
Babe, do we have any more shaker cheese?I don't need any or anything, I would just feel better knowing we had some on hand, just in case.
Don't break eye contact with me when I'm enjoying soft serveWe're in this together! We're in it to win it!
What are you gonna do about it?*breaks into your home, opens all the cabinets and cupboards, rakes out the butter and leaves on the counter*
I have a confession to makeI wrote fan scripts for Seinfeld episodes. 😓 In one story that takes place in more recent times is of George's name being in the Epstein files in an email chain where people in the files are all complaining and roasting George in their email... See More »
Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.Would a cold blooded "un-aliver" make a mess in their breeches after committing these horrendous attrocities that my client bus accused of? Now, we've all seen the graphic photographs that the detectives l, the police and the coroner have provided...... See More »
Babe, stir in some onion gravy mix into my coffee instead of sugarIt's kinda chilly, wet and depressing outside and I need something kinda hot and gross to drink
Do an Al Pacino impersonation for everyone on the site to enjoyNote your results in the comments section below
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