2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Why isn't there a television remote trick flipping Olympic event?It's basically baton twirling but with your tv remote. I'm telling y'all, there's some real talent out there.
For tonight's homeworkI'm going to need you to light a few of your farts on fire, post your observations in the comments below
When I was a kidI actually thought that there was an ominously lit room full of people behind computers on their phones, with Robert Stack just wandering around aimlessly waiting for people to call.
Go for a stroll tonight, whistle or hum a little tune for the shadowsYou never know what you might bring home 🫠 (1)
Shadow people loreIt's believed that the shadow people were once human but somehow got trapped in a type of purgatory after passing. They remain tethered to the physical plain through through their deep longing for human connection. They seek out the warmth of passers... See More » (1)
I have to say as a child, the song maneater by Hall& Oates frightened me to no end.It's a terrifying song... (1)