2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
"oh reubles, you're overreacting, mayonnaise is good, it's eggy, you love eggs"Mayonnaise is eggy in the same way that hard boiled egg farts are eggy. And I don't want a cold wet and greasy boiled egg fart in my sandwiches or salads
Anybody here remember what it was like to buy a tape, record or CD and just listen to that shit on repeatFor days, weeks, months. Because it's all you had. And then reading the insert/booklet and to end, admiring the art, learning the lyrics, looking for hidden messages. Then you start making connections between real life and the music band art, and it... See More »
I place a generational curse upon you and your familyYou and your kinship for the next hundred generations will forget where you last put your keys when running late
Okay, catcalling, we can all agree, kinda outdated, kinda disrespectfulBut. Hear me out, what about kissy noises and tongue wagging? Ya gotta give me something, I'm running out of tricks in reubles ol rizz portfolio. (1)
Dude, don't hate me, but I prefer chicken hot dogs over pork and beefThey're the closest thing to vegan hot dogs without being totally inedible
I hope you get really bad milk farts today.And I hope they're even worse if you haven't had any milk at all today
Why didn't anybody tell me that the rapture was happening this week?I didn't even have time to prepare or anything.
I'm currently working on a screenplay for a sequel to Jacob's ladderIt's Jacob's but I'm split between Jacob's garden hose and Jacob's riding mower. Maybe I should go in a completely different direction with Jacob's extension cord
I may be 45, but I could pass for 28 in 1985Or 20ish in the 1960s... People lived fast and died young back in the day. They also aged like milk (1)
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