2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
If 16 year old me were to ask what sorts of things that I watchI don't think he'd be that surprised when I describe Belzona videos.
You're eating man greasy meal, you have grease on your hands.Do you delicately handle and manipulate the silverware and glassware? Why? Your hands are already filthy with grease. What does it matter if you get your fork or glass greasy?
Glass shards all up in your carpets.What are you doing? I can feel the my fingernail clipping the invisible shard now and I try to locate it on the sole of my foot... 👹. The little jolts of pain... 👹
Hey Gen x, I'm about to turn 46, how should I start preparing for that downhill slope that is 50?I wanna start now so I'm not caught off guard.
If I were a farmer and Eddie Munster came in and started kicking my corn, you could understand how I could be a bit upset.Do you understand that the tables are my corn?
I wanted to look up the Donald Trump Whitehouse party on Google earlierAnd I subconsciously typed in Dr Evil Whitehouse party... I still don't understand what the hell happened 🤣
I wanna know what type of person you areGo into your main playlist band hit random or shuffle, then click to the next song, what is it? I'll start Well ... I wasn't expecting this (1)
I'm rewatching breaking bad, and seeing how hand treated Marie when he was injured.He totally deserved what he got, js
Today's secret word is "what"Now, whenever you hear that word, I want you fart as loudly as possible, so everyone in the room can hear you (+1)
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