2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
I want this to play during the end credits of our 80s buddy comedy movieThe final shot is of a pink Cadillac riding into the sunset on our way to Mexico, because of that dream you had about some treasure there Our bodies were never recovered (1)
Just a reminder.You're exactly where you're supposed to be at this exact moment. Otherwise you would be somewhere else and probably not reading this post. A little physics lesson for you, for free. You're welcome
This one goes out to the CanadiansI worked in forestry for over 15years before being forced to quit for medical reasons. And during those 15+ years, one mystery has always eluded me, that of the location of Fred penners place. Acres, upon acres, hectares upon hectares upon hectares... See More » (1)
I'm going on an imaginary drive Poll (2) See Poll OptionsOn some random stretch of highway on a sunny day to escape these frigid Canadian temperatures... When all of a sudden this comes on my head radio! So... See More » (1)
TV show ideaA can of soup and his daughter moves from Brooklyn to somewhere in Connecticut to work for a rich white lady and her boy crazy mom to take care of the house and help raise her son. Call it ... Who's the Broth
Do shampoo companies no longer care about properly ph balanced products?The 80s shampoo companies did. And the world was better for it
TikTok being banned is bad, but you'll get through itI was there when EP shut down, like it's final moments. I ping pinged around until this place opened its doors. You'll find a new app for premium brainrot and animal vids. Or just move to Canada, my TikTok works fine
Ever have a song just pop into your head without warning for no reason? It popped in my head and now I'm on my third listening (1)
Never play cards with a man who has nothing to lose..He always has an ace up his sleeve... *Reaches up sleeve to reveal a club... OF SANDWICH*
Please, have a seat... Make yourself comfortable*dims the lights, lights a few candles* I'm surprised that you wanted to come up to see my place. . Most women run when I ask if they want come up for tea and conversation... *Walks over to the stereo and presses play* *Sits across from you on... See More » (1)
I want to place bets on you this yearWhat's one outlandish bet I can place on you, to make us both lots of money💲💲💲 It has to be something ridiculous, but also something that you know you have in the bag. 💰💰💰
Does anybody remember the satisfying feeling of one or your baby teeth falling out?Like the days leading up to it, there's a little wiggle, then a weird squelchy squishy feeling would follow soon after... That slightly metallic salty taste let's you know that it's time, so you pick your moment, and tentatively try to maneuver the... See More »
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