2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Who do you think could jump higher? Poll (1) See Poll OptionsMoses or Jehoshaphat? I would have added Jesus to the list but he was MVP and jumped into the heavens 3 days after he died and that wouldn't be fair... See More »
Come on, guys! Let's bring back the Global Village aesthetic that was so popular in the 90sThere's was something so while and weird about it but was also very Kenny g and Enya. Now I'm craving a latte and some house made pastry bullshit with a side of pure moods. (1)
Movie ideas, a mad German scientist, surgically alters touristsTurning them into bagel toppings. Call it "human sesame seed"
Babe, have fun ever told you that...you're the reheated in the microwave slice of pizza to my stale, left on the counter overnight, open can of beer? Cuz y'are
How the heck am I supposed to hit the ground running?It's literally impossible, I keep falling over. I'd have to be running so fast that the wind resistance counteracts gravity in such a way that I can lean forward without falling. I can't do it. I give up.
Edward poverty handsSome hermit comes down from his mansion with the Avon lady to spread love, joy, haircuts, teach about discrimination and more wholesome things. All with the power of poverty... Hands, with his poverty hands
Why were low flow, low powered, almost useless toilets ever popular?Dropping a deuce in a bathroom that wasn't yours in the 80s was kind of sketchy ."Is it going down? Why is the water rising? Wait?! Slow down!!!!" *Water begins to slowly drain but surprisingly takes everything with it*
Look, if you need someone to talk to, there are people out there who will listenI'm not one of them, but trust me, they do exist. At least I think they do. Don't give up
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