2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
It's late, the dance hall is slowly emptying, only a few die-hards remain.You find yourself sitting at a table with a bunch of strangers talking about everything and nothing, you keep asking yourself what you're even doing. The cure is playing as loud as the venues permit allows, but all you hear is the silence of your... See More » (1)
One of my favorite parts of the holidays when I was young was wearing a new pair of socks every day throughout Christmas breakI'm not asking you what you liked about Christmas break, you can write in the comments if you want, but I'm not asking you to
What's the threshold between a legal and an illegal fart on a commercial flight?Is there a limit? Or is on a fart by fart basis? What if everybody farts just a little, at the same time, but they're ball different smells and intensities? Does everyone take part the blame equally in the event of an emergency landing?
What's your favorite candy?I love the little sour watermelon slices, they used to be a penny a piece.
I once got followed by the police for pulling into a church parking lot to text.I was pulled over about a half hour after I left the church. I think he pulled me over in front of a Library looking for a place to park. He came up, asked me what I was doing "back there". I didn't know what he was talking about. Then he tells that... See More »
I need your honest opinions on a really controversial topicAnd that topic is raisin bread. Os it over hyped? Not hyped enough? Is it even bread? And if raisin bread is bread, what about yeast leavened cakes? Are those bread? Is cake bread? Did Marie Antoinette want people to eat more bread? Did she die for... See More »
Hey, use this post to profess your love to your crushMention their names or don't. I'm trying to get people stacked up for winter. (1)
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