2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
You sit on a public toilet seat and it's still warmThe idea of absorbing someone else's body heat now enters your consciousness. What other feelings, emotions or imagery now flood your mind's eye? Answer using gifs or memes
What up, beef nuggets! I got a clean bill of health and my kidney is doing greatLet's celebrate by chugging some water and watching 2 broke girls
I bet you can't wait for your handlers finally set you free and you can run through the fields with your own kind
Do you think that in 35-50 years, old people will be jamming out to Britney Spears and trading Pogs as senior citizens?
I could never make it as a barber or a massage therapistYou mean I gotta touch these people? On their skin? 🤢. I gotta wash this persons hair? What? No! Any job where you gotta touch people all day. Sends shivers down my spine. People who have these jobs are a different breed of human. I barely tolerate... See More »
What did you do with all that junk that you used to have in that trunk?Did you end up getting anybody drunk off of its contents?
You're the best at doing the thing that you're the best at.And if that best thing is you being you, then you just keep continuing being the best you than you can be. (1)
Can we have a "where are they now?" On you?What have you been up to? What's new? In your world? Whaddya got goin' on?
You ever just see something and just want to bite into it?I have no idea what a cactus pads taste like but when I see one on tv or or on the Internet, I just wished I had one to bite into. Take all the spines off, clean it, maybe chill it, idk, and munch on it like a cartoon character, leaving perfect bite... See More »
Happy international St Patrick's Day parade!Let's go drive around with snakes and eat cabbages and corned beef (1)
A dead giveaway that my dad is from the silent generation is that he doesn't trust female doctorsOr female nurses.
You ever ask yourself "how the heck did I manage to live this long without being assassinated"?I too wonder how you made it this far without any deletion attempts. Good on you 👍
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