2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Hey, use this post to profess your love to your crushMention their names or don't. I'm trying to get people stacked up for winter. (1)
Dp you know what's incredibly stupid but makes me laugh an unreasonable amount?Googling Almond Taylor Joy
Is it just me, or don't kids find bodies in the woods anymore?What's the world coming to when kids don't even find the random dead body in the woods? I blame fortnite, and skibidi toilet
Why were they pushing chocolate flavored cereals in the 80s and 90s?They all sucked, none of them tasted like actual chocolate. They tasted like "chocolate", emphasis on the quotations
Here come Johnny telling all these storiesBubba Looga wit' my one eyed snake! What are your favorite misheard lyrics
When was the last time you got to use your little bank statement booklet?It's got to be at least 20 years for me.