2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
You ever ask yourself "how the heck did I manage to live this long without being assassinated"?I too wonder how you made it this far without any deletion attempts. Good on you 👍
Pitch me your your cultI got a lot of time on my hands and I'm thinking about taking on a new hobby. Best cult gets to own my soul
Tonight, right before you go to bed, drink a cup of really strong coffee.And I mean RIGHT before bed. You wanna fall asleep before the caffeine kicks in. Post your results in the comment section below
How many people still have their pandemic sourdough mothers?Remember when everybody was making bread? Wild times
You should do you make up like it's the 80sIn fact, tease the ever living sht out of your hair while you're at it (1)
I know you're really the one who deleted JFKYou may deny it, you can say "my dad wasn't even born when he was assassinated" I really don't care, you did it. I don't know exactly how you managed to pull it off, but I know it was you. It has to be. I can't prove it yet, but I know did it Got... See More »
It's the purge, and you get to choose an SW member as your partner in crimeWho is it, and are you trying to just survive, escape, or are you taking advantage of the situation and partaking in the ritual?