2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Take my heart, don't lose it, listen to your heart 🙂↕Got a pain in my heart. Got a love in my soul. Easy come, but I think "easy go" 🙂↕
*presses play on the jukebox*And slowly turn around and head back to my seat. As I walk pass your booth and we make eye contact for a split second. I make my way to my booth and you turn around we lock eyes for a second time and I send a wink your way. And take a sip from my... See More » (1)
It's late, the dance hall is slowly emptying, only a few die-hards remain.You find yourself sitting at a table with a bunch of strangers talking about everything and nothing, you keep asking yourself what you're even doing. The cure is playing as loud as the venues permit allows, but all you hear is the silence of your... See More » (1)
One of my favorite parts of the holidays when I was young was wearing a new pair of socks every day throughout Christmas breakI'm not asking you what you liked about Christmas break, you can write in the comments if you want, but I'm not asking you to
What's the threshold between a legal and an illegal fart on a commercial flight?Is there a limit? Or is on a fart by fart basis? What if everybody farts just a little, at the same time, but they're ball different smells and intensities? Does everyone take part the blame equally in the event of an emergency landing?
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