2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Babe, I want a cafeteria style sheet pizzaI'm asking for you to make one, I'm just putting it out onto the universe, that's the secret method to getting shit
People that take minutes to leave the pump at the gas station after they've paid.Dafuq's your problem?
I only slept with your nonna because she lured me with her pastaSome would say I did it all for the gnocchi
I have an epic saga going on with Genesis where Uncle Jesse from full houseIs being hunted and stalked by the beach boys after a stunt he pulled when the tanners were on vacation in Hawaii and uncle Jesse jumped on stage and interrupted their concert. Basically all it is is uncle Jesse taking on new identities in different... See More » (1)
Hey, you've made it this far.DON'T F***ING GIVE UP NOW. I'm not trying to be inspirational or anything. I just needed an excuse not post this song that you might use to be inspired to begin a new. I however think the song is pure 80s cheese and it makes me laugh. (1)
Are you one of those people that pronounce the word on with 2 syllables?If so, I want you to know that there are people like me that are secretly judging you whenever you do
Lookie here, pal. You have some nerve showing your face around here.Never in all my years... I'm absolutely beside myself right now.. You're a real piece of work, y'know that? The gall... The absolute impudence... How do you live with yourself? I'm speechless. I am literally without words right now.
Lady, just admit already that we have this huge chemistry between usI'm flattered that you have this massive crush on me, I truly am. But it would never work. I'm just too complex, like an overpriced diamond, I'm multifaceted and brilliant beyond comprehension. It's not you, it's me. (1)
Whenever I hear certain music from the 70s and 80sImages of a faux wood panel lining the walls of a dank basement flood my brain (1)
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