2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Lady, I'm not asking for your hand in marriage Poll (2) See Poll OptionsAll I asked was if you'd like to listen to some tears for fears over poutine and Perrier... No need to call the cops (1)
What are your feelings on ASMR?Personally, I can't stand it. Makes me wanna throw a chair at the source of the noise
How excited are you for the next season of *insert popular media product*?I can't wait to find out what happens
I can't believe that we're closing in on June and I have to have a fire going because it's sofa king cold.I shouldn't be splitting wood this time of year.
I just want to be with someone who makes me feel safe and lovedAnd someone that'll literally conquer the world with me. Overthrowing governments, starting various cults, getting the cults to war with each other. We will turn our enemies into fertilizer and feed the fruit that it grows to their families with... See More »
Im over here taking physics and cosmology lessons from GeminiAnd I have no real practical applications for my newly acquired knowledge. That's all, nothing really else to add except this song (1)
You were never Molly Ringwald, you were never Andrew McCarthy, or Annie Potts. Definitely not James Spader...YOU were always Duckie, and will forever be Duckie, sorry but thems the rules (1)
How your inner life?I'm genuinely curious. What stories and fantasies do you live out through your daily routine? Where you escape to when you have a few minutes to space out? Or what do you do if you don't have that type of inner life. What occupies your mind when... See More »
Hey, I think you're amazing."You should share that amazingness with someone else" Follow for more tips on how to gently end a relationship in terrible ways
My mom is in a nursing home, it'll be 2 years in little over a monthAnyway, this isn't about that. This is about a little thing I enjoyed doing until they made it harder. But I still manage to get away with it on occasion, and that thing is... 😞... I like to play van halen and Brittany Spears on the few jukeboxes... See More » (1)
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