2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Confession to make. I haven't been completely honest about me and the person I am and portray... 😞I pronounce the letter H as haytch not aytch, the H isn't silent in my pronunciation 😓
Today, I hope you have a magical #2Yeah a black magic #2. You know those Pepto ads? I hope you have a Pepto ad type of day, in fact, I hope you have a Pepto AND Imodium ad type #2 black magic day. (1)
What's it like being awesome like you?I can imagine it being quite exhausting. "Heavy is the head that wears the crown" and whatnot.
I wonder if I went to one of those clubs where you get ladies to dance for you...If I paid them to pop and lock it breakdance for me? Or maybe to the Elaine benes dance? Here's $20, do the macarena... here's $40 do the cha cha slide. Sliiiide to the left, CRISS CROSS
My name is reubles and I have a confession to makeI live in the province of Quebec, it's in Canada. Well my confession is that I don't believe French people are real. I think that they were just made up by the Canadian government. For what reason? I have no idea. I've lived with these people, went... See More »
Is it cheating if you're ba time traveler and move forward in time a hundred years, hook up, then go back to the present?Babe, you'd been dead for like 40 years, what's the big deal? That future one night stand technically hasn't even happened, that person doesn't even exist.
Why are you afraid of sharks in the lazy river?You should be more worried about people firing off brown torpedoes
One of my friends bosses once threatened to fire me for day drinkingI worked as a game warden in my early 20s and my best friend was in forestry at the time. He had taken the day off and I dropped by his place for a few cold ones. His boss pulled in and started mouthing off to him and two other people in forestry... See More »
Babe, do we have any more shaker cheese?I don't need any or anything, I would just feel better knowing we had some on hand, just in case.
Don't break eye contact with me when I'm enjoying soft serveWe're in this together! We're in it to win it!
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