2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
They say absence makes the heart grow fonderWhen in actuality it's fondering that makes the heart grow fonder.
Lady, why is it that every single time I look over at you "Is this love?" by white snake starts playing?
Here's an original film ideaSome kids from a small town save the world from some invading threat. These threats thought that starting an invasion in some small town would be easy. Well they thought wrong. Because in this particular town, there's a ragtag gang of misfits with... See More » (1)
That feeling when you sit where someone was just sittingAnd you begin absorbing their residual heat...
Why are viral recipes always like "make this delicious dessert with only 3 ingredients!"Then you see like 10 things on the table and they use all of them. Hey What's-her-face, we don't all just have cream of tartar or baking powder in our cupboards, or ground nutmeg... Also your recipe looks hella booty anyway
Hi, my name is reubles and I'm addicted to watching taskmaster.It's gotten to the point I'm even watching the Scandinavian versions... I need help... Your task is to find ways to cure reubles of his affliction... Your time starts now
I think I'm at the point where I might start telling people I'm in my mid 50s to hear people tell me that I look great for my ageI'm 45
You know what they say about guys with big feet, right?It must be difficult to shop for shoes Speaking of shoes, here's Nu Shooz with I can't wait.. on SW's only Friday the 22nd 4pm est music showcase.. (1)
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