2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Do you think your ancestors are proud of you?Like a few of your ancestors got together to look up the state of the bloodline, do you think that when they get to you they'll shake their heads in shame, or cheering you on. And how creepy is it that they might decide to look you up when you're... See More »
What tv shows did you plop down on the floor to watch when you were growing up?Knight Rider and The dukes of hazard are two of mine, also the Looney Tunes cartoons
You wake up tomorrow and find out your name shows up in the Epstein files about a hundred timesOnly they're using your name and identity bad a codeword that they haven't figured out the meaning to yet. What are you doing? How do you clear your name. And before you try to play it off as a coincidence, the have 5 out of context photos of you... See More »
Do you have a snack that is also a secret shame? Poll (3) See Poll OptionsSomething that would be absolutely vile to the average person. It doesn't have to be something fancy or elaborate.
Today is my kidney transplant anniversaryHere's a random song I like Here's to three years! And many more! (1)
Take my heart, don't lose it, listen to your heart 🙂↕Got a pain in my heart. Got a love in my soul. Easy come, but I think "easy go" 🙂↕
*presses play on the jukebox*And slowly turn around and head back to my seat. As I walk pass your booth and we make eye contact for a split second. I make my way to my booth and you turn around we lock eyes for a second time and I send a wink your way. And take a sip from my... See More » (1)
It's late, the dance hall is slowly emptying, only a few die-hards remain.You find yourself sitting at a table with a bunch of strangers talking about everything and nothing, you keep asking yourself what you're even doing. The cure is playing as loud as the venues permit allows, but all you hear is the silence of your... See More » (1)
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