2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
TikTok being banned is bad, but you'll get through itI was there when EP shut down, like it's final moments. I ping pinged around until this place opened its doors. You'll find a new app for premium brainrot and animal vids. Or just move to Canada, my TikTok works fine
Ever have a song just pop into your head without warning for no reason? It popped in my head and now I'm on my third listening (1)
Never play cards with a man who has nothing to lose..He always has an ace up his sleeve... *Reaches up sleeve to reveal a club... OF SANDWICH*
Please, have a seat... Make yourself comfortable*dims the lights, lights a few candles* I'm surprised that you wanted to come up to see my place. . Most women run when I ask if they want come up for tea and conversation... *Walks over to the stereo and presses play* *Sits across from you on... See More » (1)
I want to place bets on you this yearWhat's one outlandish bet I can place on you, to make us both lots of money💲💲💲 It has to be something ridiculous, but also something that you know you have in the bag. 💰💰💰
Does anybody remember the satisfying feeling of one or your baby teeth falling out?Like the days leading up to it, there's a little wiggle, then a weird squelchy squishy feeling would follow soon after... That slightly metallic salty taste let's you know that it's time, so you pick your moment, and tentatively try to maneuver the... See More »
New years resolutions, let's hear emI'll go first,. Let it be resolved that reubles shall continue with whatever he's doing. (1)
What's a polite way to tell someone"I hate you, your kids, your whole family and the swamp from which you were spewed" Asking for a friend
What did you get for Christmas?Describe the gifts, rate them, and comment on how they made you feel in the space below. You will not be graded on grammar, phrase structure or orthography, just vibes
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