2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Its a hot summer's night in 1991...It's 3am, you stagger into your motel room, lit solely by the flashing neon signs and street lamps that adorn the area surrounding the parking lot. You spot a half smoked cigarette and an unopened can of warm beer on the table, You take your seat... See More » (3)
I know nobody's been wondering where I've beenBut I'll tell you anyways. Ya boy reubles might potentially be cast as the next 007. Nothing is set in stone, but we did shoot a little something to test the waters. FINGERS CROSSED 🤞 (1)
Canadian squid games would be pretty funEvents like, carrying a case or flat of beer up an icy slope in sneakers, jump starting a car in -40c with no gloves at midnight while hammered, being left in the woods with a bull moose in full rut, making maple taffy...
When people ask me why I try not to maintain prolonged eye contact with womenIt's because of its longer than just a glance, Sade starts playing and time slows... For them True story (1)
Babe, let's go for a romantic walk by the beachWell split a rotisserie chicken at the same time. 2 birds and whatnot. (1)
I just had my first encounter with a zebra jumping spiderIt was quite exhilarating. They're so tiny. I didn't know we had them in my area. It hopped around the coffee table and then went on his merry way
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