reubles

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4 replies 46 views Jan 30, 2017 |

1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five

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the months following the break up have been redacted

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1 reply 19 views Jan 29, 2017 |

1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~

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life is peachy becomes their make out tape

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4 replies 31 views Jan 29, 2017 |

1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name

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they go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind...

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2 replies 15 views Jan 29, 2017 |

if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands...

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then explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" ...

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12 replies 40 views Jan 19, 2017 |

In other news, Lebanon has piloted a new program to control the spread of covid 19

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+ 0 2 replies 7 views 1 day ago |

I will never look good in blue jeans

Never

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4 replies 8 views 2 days ago |

Would you be so kind as to put your mask on, you're scaring the children

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+ 0 3 replies 8 views 3 days ago |

Hot sexy quaranteens are looking to keep their social distance from you.

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2 replies 7 views 3 days ago |

Word association: heinie

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13 replies 19 views 3 days ago |

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1 reply 2 views 3 days ago |

Hey girl, do you sit with that ass?

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+ 0 2 replies 10 views 3 days ago |

Shower on a hot day, and then continue to sweat for the following 18 hours

The joys of summer

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3 replies 7 views 3 days ago |

You're the cheezwhiz on my toasted baguette. The potato chips in my mac and cheese

The hot dog slices on my homemade pizza. The ice in my iced coffee. The fat kid to my Jake.

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4 replies 7 views 3 days ago |

Why do some of us love a good thunderstorm, while others are frightened of them?

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+ 0 6 replies 9 views Jul 31, 2020 |

Teach me how to like people

Her kisses are sweet like onions, and spicy like onions, and aromatic like onions

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+ 0 6 replies 10 views Jul 31, 2020 |

I Got A Question

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2 replies 5 views Jul 30, 2020 |

How's everybody handling the covid situation?

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13 replies 24 views Jul 30, 2020 |

Because I was hungry for justice

Eats all the villains

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1 reply 3 views Jul 30, 2020 |

*eats hotdogs with confidence*

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2 replies 6 views Jul 28, 2020 |