2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
What ever happened to BuzzFeed quizzes?I wanna know what type of bread I am, or which golden girl I am, I've always considered myself a Cheech Marin myself
Am I a bad person for sometimes using a can of tomato soup for the base of a pasta sauce?Am I going to heck for using a cheap, $0.80 can of no name tomato soup, adding some herbs and spices, maybe some finely chopped onions and cooking it down until it's a sweet and savory red sauce instead of using a can of tomatoes? Will the Italian... See More »
How do you feel when someone tells you why an artist you like is problematic?I get pissed, because why are you trying to actively ruin something I enjoy with knowledge I didn't ask for? I was blissfully ignorant and happy right up until you dropped your knowledge bomb on me. Now you put this garbage into my head and I get to... See More »
"we're going to make our own strait of hormuz, a bigger and straighter strait, you won't believe how straight our strait will be.""with blackjack and hookers, if you can believe that" (+1)
Hey, serious question.Why do you smell like that? You do realize that other people can smell you, right?
*sees you do something mildly impressive**slow farts* BRAAAP BRRRAAAPPP BRAPP BRAAAAPPP *squeak* Very impressive, now do it backwards and blindfolded
You sit on a public toilet seat and it's still warmThe idea of absorbing someone else's body heat now enters your consciousness. What other feelings, emotions or imagery now flood your mind's eye? Answer using gifs or memes
What up, beef nuggets! I got a clean bill of health and my kidney is doing greatLet's celebrate by chugging some water and watching 2 broke girls
I bet you can't wait for your handlers finally set you free and you can run through the fields with your own kind
Do you think that in 35-50 years, old people will be jamming out to Britney Spears and trading Pogs as senior citizens?
I could never make it as a barber or a massage therapistYou mean I gotta touch these people? On their skin? 🤢. I gotta wash this persons hair? What? No! Any job where you gotta touch people all day. Sends shivers down my spine. People who have these jobs are a different breed of human. I barely tolerate... See More »
What did you do with all that junk that you used to have in that trunk?Did you end up getting anybody drunk off of its contents?
You're the best at doing the thing that you're the best at.And if that best thing is you being you, then you just keep continuing being the best you than you can be. (1)
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