2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Which hits harder?An ice cold beverage on a hot day, or hot soup on a cold day? Personally I have to go with hot soup on a cold day
When I was but a wee thing, growing up in the great white north...I would become captivated and enthralled by, what I thought at the time, the greatest jingle ever created. People would often find me playing with my transformers and GI Joe action figures while singing it. .. (1)
Did PBS really need our money to stay afloat?Were they really going to get rid of Yan can cook, or the frugal gourmet if they didn't get my pledge for $50? The toat bag I got also wasn't anything like the one's they showed.
I'm going to tell future generations that $5 foot longs were real and not as spectacular as it seemed
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