2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Look, if you need someone to talk to, there are people out there who will listenI'm not one of them, but trust me, they do exist. At least I think they do. Don't give up
I just want McDonald's to bring back the chicken nuggets from the 80sThe Frankenstein chicken nuggets tasted better, I miss the msg man. I know some are gonna say, "but reubles there's plenty of msg in them already, and msg is bad". Shove a sock in it. I want my tasty salt s well as all of the tasty bits they took... See More »
Serious math questionA train leaving Chicago at 8:45 am local Chicago time is headed for it's final destination of Las Vegas, 1750 miles away. Assuming it's in a straight line, and accounting for three 2 hour stops at random intervals.The train takes 3 miles to achieve a... See More »
They're picking the new PopeThey're going to try and convince us that it's the same as classic Pope, but we can tell the difference
Share your family's secret recipes hereTrust me, they'll be safe here, have you seen the views my posts get? So, be a friend and share those tasty secrets with the 3-20 people that'll click on the post
Remember that time in the 80s when you had to breakdance to save your local rec center?Wasn't it weird that the prize money at the conveniently timed dance competition was always the exact amount needed to keep the large development company at bay? I miss those days... (1)
I just wanna time travel back 25 years to have an 11am beer and cigarette at my favorite dive bar I just miss that vibe, y'know? (1)