2000, reubles reignites a flame PINNEDthe summer of 2000, while reubles was making the rounds, selling ~redacted~ to party goers. he takes a short detour by the liquor store where he purchase his favorite companion/libation a flask of ~redacted~. upon exiting he is greeted my the very... See More » (1)
1999, a heartbroken reubles rediscovers ben folds five PINNEDthe months following the break up have been redacted (1)
1997, a young reubles falls hard for a cute and smart french girl by the name ~redacted~ PINNEDlife is peachy becomes their make out tape (1)
1994, reubles discovers the butthole surfers... they become more than a band with a catchy name PINNEDthey go on to sculpt his tiny and already somewhat warped mind... (1)
if butt cheeks weren't meant to be cupped by mortal hands... PINNEDthen explain as to why so many fit in mine own hand in such a way as to coalesce in perfect unity? as a man. one must ponder this in relation to evolution and the possibilities of a higher power... excerpt from the 1993 book "this are" authored... See More »
Babe, let's go for a romantic walk by the beachWell split a rotisserie chicken at the same time. 2 birds and whatnot. (1)
I just had my first encounter with a zebra jumping spiderIt was quite exhilarating. They're so tiny. I didn't know we had them in my area. It hopped around the coffee table and then went on his merry way
Babe, I want a cafeteria style sheet pizzaI'm asking for you to make one, I'm just putting it out onto the universe, that's the secret method to getting shit
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