Welp...I may not be a genius or athletic.or worldly..

Oh I have a whole two pounds I cooked up on the BBQ on Sunday. I could share mine with you. ☺️ Maybe then you`ll know where you were going with this. ;)

Bacon! I'll eat just as it is...fried with nothing else to accompany it!
If you're not watching, there may not be any left when I am done! lol

Bacon with make you better at all those things. I can solve world issues, I think bacon is the answer to life.

Glad you got there in the end. It was worth the wait! 🥓😋

I'll just wrap a couple of slices around my pop tart or dunk it in my coffee

noo it's beggin strips ahah
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Bacon is awesome

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😂

One does not need to achieve perf- did you say bacon? Yes, please and thank you.

Damn, now I really want bacon for real. Some not-too-dry scrambled eggs, couple of toasted slices of buttered loaf, bacon strips on the side...🥴🤤

Now I'm hungry 🥲