Welp...I may not be a genius or athletic.or worldly..

...or...umm...a good driver or...that ummmm...

Where was I goin' with this...OH!! I do know I love me some bacon!! Mmmm...bacon.

Want some? 🥓🤔

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PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M

One does not need to achieve perf- did you say bacon? Yes, please and thank you.

Damn, now I really want bacon for real. Some not-too-dry scrambled eggs, couple of toasted slices of buttered loaf, bacon strips on the side...🥴🤤

Trippin · F

@PirateMonkeyCabinet 🤣.... Bacon is love...in like little rectangles. 🥓❤️

PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M

@Trippin Someone who gets it!

People talk about chocolate and roses, rings and engraved jewellery... but the true answer is a bouquet of bacon. 🥓

Trippin · F

@PirateMonkeyCabinet I agree. I think ancient Aztec tribes prolly worshiped it. Only makes sense really. 🥺

PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M

@Trippin Ahh yes, the great texts about the One Who Sizzleth the Bacon to Perfection. They like to leave that out of history lessons for some reason.

Trippin · F

@PirateMonkeyCabinet Yep. Folks all bout' political conspiracy's these days Never mind our education system run by obvious appointed vegans wanna rewrite history.

PirateMonkeyCabinet · 36-40, M

@Trippin

Trippin · F

@PirateMonkeyCabinet 🤣🤣🤣.... Hahahaha!! Perfect!!!! Lol