Okay so...work wit' me now... cuz' some of the prongs of my mental fork are certainly bent......

So I heard someone talk about denying indulgences one time. They mentioned how the women on the Titanic refused to eat a piece of cake because they wanted to keep their figure. Then they drowned.

I’m not sure if you can apply that anywhere with Einstein….but you get the idea.

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

Quantum mechanics says that you have both eaten and not eaten the cheesecake, as long as you do it with your eyes closed.

SW-User

No guilt. Only genius rationalization on your part. With the application of the Theory of Relativity as you've described, you can eat the whole fucking cake in one sitting!

Rambler · M

If both past and future exist together then the first piece of cheesecake is the same piece as the second. Therefore, you might as well eat it. Science at work. :)