i picked these flowers for you PINNED not because i want something but because i love you (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚ (1)
i sent this to my dad but he didnt get it lol very lucky my pops worked as a mechanic for many years (1)
big baby bubba bear is having a temper tantrumi cant be convinced that's not what this is 😐 he has to wait an extra 30 minutes for dinner so he's being as loud as possible so i have to see what he's trying to knock over or get into. he's getting on the counter to cause a ruckus, even though he... See More »
who taught you how to drive?mostly my ex bestie taught me. a bit my mom. a bit my dad. my dad's sign owns a cattle ranch so lot of the kids started driving young. not to help with chores really, but just for fun my mom taught me to not gaf about what other drivers think of... See More »
have y'all ever played spore? i have a sudden urge. what should i play as? Poll (6) See Poll Optionsim gonna take care of the animals and then make myself salmon bc im an adult and i can have whatever i want for breakfast and then it's game on 😎 al... See More »
i cant wait for the sun to risemy roommate is out of town so his dogs are sleeping with me and two of them smell like trash fr. they get in his garbage every time we leave the house and they reek. their nails are also overgrown. we're gonna have a spa day when there's no dark to... See More »
🤠 "are the drones yours?"🦅 "no." 🤠 "you sure?" 🦅 "yep. no idea." 🤠 "im gonna shoot em." 🦅 "what no 😨" -fin-
i fr thought there was a mourning dove in my bathroom just nowturns out my nose was just stuffy after my nap lol
i had a nightmare about my ex harassing other women to get to mehe kept going to another girls house to threaten her until her and her man tracked me down to tell me about it.. my memory is so foggy bc i woke up irl panicking about my dream and then panicking bc i never moved the laundry to the dryer, lol. but i... See More »
sometimes the neighbor kids forget their scooters in random placesand i take them and ride them around and put them back lol
what if they kissed 🫣theyve been having fun at karaoke and for thanksgiving brendon invited summer and her roommates over for dinner and idk there's some serious tension between these two 👀 (4)
this dog and i bonded so hard because we were neglected by the same personwhen i learned my mom died i was screaming and crying in my room by myself and, bc he is empathy embodied in a canine, he kept rolling around on my stomach and climbing in my arms to press his cheek on my face. when his owner, my bestie of 10 years,... See More » (1)
im so tired but i refuse to sleep cause my dog was sick last nightim stressed he ate something he shouldn't have, although im really unsure what or when he would've gotten something inedible. i hope breakfast goes okay. i hope he feels better for free. i couldnt live with myself if i let him get sick but i dont... See More »
brendons distant relative died and had an inheritance to leave brendon under the condition he marries in 7 days 😨man has no money so he was really thinking about it. his next door neighbor, summer, he really really hit it off with. he considered rushing things with her. but when he met her (before learning about the family death) he knew he wanted to get on his... See More » (1)
this comes with a warning label because of people like mei want to eat it straight from the bottle 😐 (1)
can y'all please manifest my toe isn't brokenit hurts so bad and i can't walk on it even after resting all night 🥲 i dont have insurance but idk what a doctor could even do for it anyway
life gets a little easier when you realize some people really do just be hatersand a haters gonna hate and you've just gotta let that roll off your ducky back 🫡