Lets be honest Chuck Norris is an actor.If he were really that good he would come to my house and smack my head on the keyboa<HG#+fgg'fgth$gfrg:;*
More Sad newsChuck Norris died this morning at age 85. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .He’s ok now though
In sign language, a round house kick to the face is how you say the name "Chuck Norris"Good morning ☕ 🚬 (1)
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best damn lemonade you ever tasted. (1)
Trying to complete the old story me and old friends use to come up with years ago.Chuck Norris and Fox worthy crap in the same toilet at Windy's and 9 month later, the toilet gave birth to McSamurai. So the Janitor wasn't involved thank God. It was the oldest story we came up with. I can't believe I still remember it. It's... See More »
When Chuck Norris was told by teacher to write any essay, he wrote and today the essay is titled "Wikipedia."
Of all the US 1980s action heros , like Rambo, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris, how would they compete vs each other, with no weapons?
One day Chuck Norris decided to share around about 1% of his knowledge to the world... Thus Google was born!
The NY Times Said I was a truly Amazing SOMETHING???? "Funniest Person I Know!" @Tumbleweed "This Chick/He or Whatever could kick my ass in heartbeat." Chuck Norris "By far my favorite of human lifeforms from Earth" D'rynn D'rilninn from Mars (1)
In every alternate reality, realm, dimension, parallel universe there's is Chuck NorrisNot different variants of Chuck Norris, but our Chuck Norris. There is only one
Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table. Why?because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris, Dávid Carradine fight scene,one of my favorites. :) I like the way the camera puts them so close and in your face. lol (1)
