How young were you when you first heard something that made you feel old?I was in my late 20's in the 1970's. A friend told me that he went to a movie theater the previous night and overheard a conversation between two teenage girls sitting in front of him. "You know what? I heard that before Wings, Paul McCartney was in... See More »
An old lady goes to the doctor and says 'doc, I can't stop farting.They're silent with no smell, but l've let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here' The doc gives her some pills and tells her to come back next week. The next week the old lady comes back and says 'doc, I took the pills, the farts are still silent... See More »
At what age did you stop being asked for ID when buying alcohol?When was the last time you were asked to show proof of age for anything? (1)
An old lady was speeding when a cop pulles her over.He asked for her license and asked if she has anything else in her car to which she replied yes a gun in the glove compartment and a dead body in the trunk. The cop ran back to his car and calls backup. Backup asked her to open the glove compartment,... See More »
Hey guys. Any advice on varicose veins for elderly? How do you treat it? How do we help?Thank you in advance!
I reconnected with an old friendHe was stocking vegetables at the grocery store. He looked up at me and looked back down. I went up to him anyway and striked up a conversation. He asked me about the my ex. I said we were no longer together. He then said, "its probably for the... See More »
