An old lady was speeding when a cop pulles her over.
He asked for her license and asked if she has anything else in her car to which she replied yes a gun in the glove compartment and a dead body in the trunk. The cop ran back to his car and calls backup. Backup asked her to open the glove compartment, there was no gun. He asked her to open the trunk and no dead body He says why did you tell my colleague you had a gun and a dead body in the car? She responds, he's lying i didnt tell him that. I bet he told you i was speeding too!