Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best damn lemonade you ever tasted.

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That's absolutely incredible 😆

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

Oh he's a magician?

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Prettybratbi1tch No he's Chuck Norris 🙄

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

@GnomeyGee only a magician can do all you stated above

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Prettybratbi1tch Unless it's Chuck Norris. Pay attention

I bet he wishes he could capitalize on his name being used

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@AllycatAD Oh im sure he's getting some sort of kick back

Pretzel · 70-79, M

he just looks at the lemons and they wet themself - no need to squeeze them

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