Sidewinder · 36-40, M
Some facts about Chuck Norris...
-Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
-There's no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
-When most kids go to bed, they check their closets for the Boogeyman, but when the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.
-When Chuck Norris was a kid, he didn't wet the bed, the bed wet Chuck Norris out of fear.
-Legend has it, that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
-Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
-Only Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer.
-Only Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
-Every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitten; every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares books down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies... He was The Force.
-Most people have a near-death experience, but death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
-Many people get vaccinated against the flu, but the flu gets vaccinated against Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS... He decides where he is.
-Time waits for no man... Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man so hard, his foot broke the speed of light.
-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
-There's no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard... Just another fist.
-Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
-There's no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
-When most kids go to bed, they check their closets for the Boogeyman, but when the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.
-When Chuck Norris was a kid, he didn't wet the bed, the bed wet Chuck Norris out of fear.
-Legend has it, that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
-Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
-Only Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer.
-Only Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
-Every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitten; every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares books down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies... He was The Force.
-Most people have a near-death experience, but death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
-Many people get vaccinated against the flu, but the flu gets vaccinated against Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS... He decides where he is.
-Time waits for no man... Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man so hard, his foot broke the speed of light.
-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
-There's no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard... Just another fist.
