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56-60, M
United Kingdom
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1st 5 Yrs of SW
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I absolutely love helium filled balloons........ I can't speak highly enough about them.
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I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas..It's such a joy to watch their faces light up!
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Does "I caught myself singing a Justin Beiber song" go at the beginning or the end of a suicide note?
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The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.
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Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
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I sometimes check my blocklist to see how my prisoners are doing.
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To the person who stole my antidepressants..I hope you're happy now!!!
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TOP TIP: You can always make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you’re doing it.
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My friends texts are so much more fun after I told her that WTF means "Wow, That's Fantastic."
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Most people write congrats because they don't know the spelling of congrajulashions.
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TOP TIP: If you glue a dead wasp to the palm of your hand, you can smack annoying people on the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved them.
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FACT: Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic!
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