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56-60, M
United Kingdom
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Ringo Starr (real name George Emmanuel the 3rd ) has a rare disability, he cannot smell anything that begins with a vowel . This came to light when he was researching the lyrics to his famous 56 minute long epic gothic poem "Octopus Garden ...
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Whilst enjoying an all inclusive holiday to Cleethorpes in 1988,Ben Shepard won so much money on the 2p push machines,he had a pair of 56 carat solid gold underpants custom made for himself. He's worn them every day since,apart from every Easter...
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This is getting ridiculous, just tried to make hand sanitizer and it came out as rum and coke?
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The guy who split the atom is probably thrilled that we use 'sliced bread' as our measure of greatness.
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I was devastated when I got home from shopping to find my girlfriend had left me. I'd just bought a seesaw.
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In these difficult times I popped next door to see if 83 year-old Vera needed anything from the shop... She said she did, so I gave her my list. No point in both of us going out?
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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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Told my last girlfriend that Mum was deaf so speak loud and slow..... Told Mum that the girlfriend is retarded.
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I hate how you are just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school, get a job and work endless hours... Like, what if I wanted to be a duck?
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You ever thought that the two e's in bee might actually be silent?
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I'm so high off the weed I threw my bowl of cereal on the bed instead of my phone.
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"I don't feel good." - James Brown's last words.
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My friend's a really stubborn hardcore raver. She keeps trying to make me rave with her...She just won’t techno for an answer!
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Anyone wishing to show their appreciation for Amazon delivery drivers are asked to clap at their homes tomorrow anytime between 9am and 6pm.
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I am offended that people think people with iPhones are idiots. I'm pretty bright. Hell, I'm getting another one too... Funny story really, I was the one millionth visitor to this website and all I had to do was put in my card details.
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