"Great to see you! Let's have a glass of wine together." 😌
(I'm on best terms with [almost] all my exes...)

Tell him to leave me alone, cry while saying it bc i will forever love that man.

Probably hello

Why did you walk out on our kids?

You had your chance when you had me.

We would "Talk," and I would listen.

She died some years back and if she returned then I'd know the Anti-Christ is real

Can I have my favourite shirt back

What made u want to talk to me ?

I'll just smile and leave.

Let me call my attorney !!

I’m pretty sure my ex and i got over each other over 15 years ago and since we are friends on fb he could talk to me whenever he wanted if he wanted .. not that he wants any such thing.. and honestly i fancied his brother more than him anyway.. not that i would ever tell them that.. 😏

Does she still have trunk with all my stuff?

I know she wanted my drawings at least.

Oh there was a time I would have definitely had a conversation and been forgiving, but now I'd simply ask if he was the real *insert name here* this time or if he's shown up as the pretend version I knew with the fake personality, pretty words, and worthless promises he uses whenever he's got an itch to scratch.

I wouldn’t agree to talk.

Depends on which ex.

"I'm sorry."

Faen ta deg

Talk

"Hello."

My wife talks to two of her exes occasionally when they call. They are exes from college, but remained friends, so there is no problem with their talking.

I would be running in the opposite direction. He and I parted sooooo badly that the only choice is never, never speaking again.

Nothing. I'd simply press the panic button on my keys and tell the alarm company there's an intuder.

I wouldn't say anything to him. No hard feelings but I have no interest in speaking.

Aside from a polite greeting, I wouldn't have anything to say. I'd just listen, I reckon

Why didnt you talk to me while we were married? Why start now? How is this gonna help?

It depends on who it was. But they are exes for a reason.

My Lord! Ghosts do exist!

Do you need money that bad?

Why? Whats the point?

Okay...whats up.

This again

Nothing

Goodbye

Too late

"You were a tosser when we split up and by the look of things, an even bigger tosser now. Bugger off"

No!

ᶠYͧoͨᵏṳ̮

😐

Been a long time eh?

I mean, you know, stuff happened.
She did me wrong, but I also messed up.
I'd be happy to make amends.

"I am listening" while still holding the door open

That depends. If it's that drunk goth vampire chick who skipped town because she had warrants, I'd probably have one more night with her before she went on her way.

If it's the girl whose mom made her stop seeing me, I've got nothing to say to her. She's weak-minded.

And if it's the guy who randomly blocked me on all social media, I would give him exactly one minute to explain himself.