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Allelse

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Do you think you'd be happy as a mafia don?

Ever fallen asleep on a train and woken up at the wrong station?

In the old days my dad fell asleep on a train and woke up in the train sheds.

25 MINUTES!!! DON'T THEY KNOW WHO I AM!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

How would you feel if you were with someone and you found out from your ex that they had 9 kids?

Bahahahahahahaha!!! And that they had lied to you.

But what about SOFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

But why are you going to squeeze their nose?

1 month seizure free!!!!

I went up on my medication and I'm doing better.

Do you also suffer from IBS?

To hell with knowing where the exits are, WHERE ARE THE TOILETS?!?!?!?

Would shopping centers be less stressful if we put all the old people on skates?

What are some popular, beloved movies that you just cant get into?

Do you think the Predator could take down the liquid metal terminator from T2?

It's so hard to find a kindred spirit when you hate nearly everybody you meet.

Are you a fool to do somebody's dirty work, oh yeah?

And you don't wanna their your dirty work no more?

You ever go up to the drive through window at burger king and ask what kind of stew they have in there?

Does it scare you to see how many of the idiots you went to high school with now have children?

What's the point of motorbikes?

I mean we have cars and cars are way safer and way more useful when it comes to day to day life. Carrying stuff and people. But there's really no point to motorbikes, they're just noise pollution.

This sums up the current American political climate pretty well don't you think?

Do you enjoy looking at houses when you're walking down the street?

Not to buy but just to admire the architecture and the gardens and such.

I'm watching Kill Bill for the millionth time and I still want Lucy Liu to win.

First off, what the hell was Uma Thurman doing banging her boss, I mean that's just bad business first off and then she runs off with his kid? What the hell did she think was going to happen, her boss isn't in the business of seeing other p...

When you're a powerful crime boss are you going to visit a Japanese restaurant and then demand pizza?

Do you get a headache if your eyes switch between two clocks with two very different times?

Tarantino movies really just need to get to the damn point.

This crybaby in Kill Bill having a sook because the swords he created were used for violence, oh noooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Have a bloody cry about it, what the hell did he think his swords were going to be used for?!

Do you hate when you shoot your bartender in the foot and he makes a big deal about it?

When you were coming up was it wives on Friday night or Satruday night?

Or was Friday night for the girlfriends and Saturday night for the wives? I get confused about which day I'm supposed to take out KaliKali.

When the cops come to your house with the search warrant, do you curse at them and spit on the floor?

Do you spit on your own floor?

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