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Allelse

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Do you ever listen to a song and it touches something inside of you and you can almost see it, but whatever the feeling is it's just out of reach?

So I did this work test thing and it said I should be a dietetic technician, are they nuts?

I'd just tell people "Hey eat what you want, you'll be dead someday anyway, sooner or later, what difference does make so why not have fun with it".

Does anybody else sleep sitting up?

Do you think Sean Bean could solve most of his problems in his movies by simply turning in Sharpe and waving his sword about?

What is a recurring dream you have?

I don't want to go to the doctors on Friday, cant one of you dress up like a viking and go for me?

Do you think you'll lay on your bed wishing you'd saved more no-show jobs?

You think you'd be happier as a junky?

You think for those little spiders who sit in webs all day that when a human goes by, it'd be like a skyscraper suddenly appearing in front of them?

Then it's gone. I mean not so much with the spiders that run about the place, but the ones that sit in the web all the time.

I'm too lazy to jack off, anybody wanna come over for a quick tumble and then a nap?

Are you going to have 'Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy ' playing at your funeral ?

What are some strange stuff you've found in your beard?

Fingernail clippings.

How'd you feel if you saw the virgin Mary in a strip club?

Alright boneheads you gotta add an 11th commandment, what's it gonna be?

Did your mother ever bite you because you bit one of your siblings?

What walk should I do tomorrow?

1.The Steps 2.Bridge and back 3.Home by the road 4.Water and back.

Once Covid is over, how about we all fly our private jets out and have a SW only picnic on some deserted island?

Would you shoot John Saint Pierre's wife in the arm?

At least Idi Amin was jolly, you wouldn't have called Robert Mugabe jolly.

Would you let your idiot 17 year old daughter follow some band around Europe?

Do you think 8 grand is a good price to shoot a rapper in the ass?

Where do you think you're going?

You think you'd have made a decent enough mobster?

You ever dream that your wife hired two pornstars for your birthday?

I did!!! Damn good dream!!!

If you could be invisible, what is the first thing you would do?

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