Do you bite yourself in your sleep?I've been biting my cheek and lip all week in my sleep, not a fun way to wake up.
3 partial seizures today guys!!!I have alot of memory gaps and I'm pretty sure I spoke to someone coming out of the 2nd one, god knows what on earth I said to her. I feel dreadful.
Do you agree we need to create the matrix simply to stick old people in it?When they get too slow and chatty at the register it's time to take them out of society and plug them in. It's enough already, I can't take it anymore.
Do you also find it hard to feel sorry for missionaries when they get killed and eaten?I mean it's pretty insulting, they go over and start telling people their beliefs are wrong and then wonder why they get their heads bashed in.
What do you want on your tomb stone?I want this - I long for people Then again I loathe them End of Autumn. It's a poem a Japanese chap wrote just before he died, I'll him credited and all.
Do you think it's strange nobody has tried to assassinate Donald Trump?Or is it because all the gun wielding lunatics are all on his side, or has America grown out of killing its politicians?
What's your earliest memory of the worst pain imaginable?So when I was very young I was with my nana who loved to garden and we went into the backyard and she handed me aerogard and I thought good stuff! I'll spray myself, you spray yourself with this stuff to keep the bugs off. I accidentally sprayed...See More »
FRIED GARLIC AND ONIONS!!! Why do the idiots upstairs use garlic and onions with everything they cook?Sometimes that's all you smell, just the smell of fried garlic and onions and their kid who moos.
What's the biggest log you've ever seen in a women's public toilet?And was it near an Italian restaurant and are you pretty sure it was from this skinny chick, who kept going back and forth all night.
Ever have dreams that are so wonderful you spend the rest of the day depressed that you had to wake up?
