If your ex suddenly came back and wanted to talk, what's the first thing you'd say?

You have exactly 25 seconds of talking before I commit arson on your house. That’s too much talking time to waste, so be glad you even have time.


FYI: he cheated on me with my friend and said to me “if I cut hair once, that doesn’t mean im a barber. If I cheat one time, that doesn’t mean I’m a cheater”