If your ex suddenly came back and wanted to talk, what's the first thing you'd say?

That depends. If it's that drunk goth vampire chick who skipped town because she had warrants, I'd probably have one more night with her before she went on her way.

If it's the girl whose mom made her stop seeing me, I've got nothing to say to her. She's weak-minded.

And if it's the guy who randomly blocked me on all social media, I would give him exactly one minute to explain himself.