I’m pretty sure my ex and i got over each other over 15 years ago and since we are friends on fb he could talk to me whenever he wanted if he wanted .. not that he wants any such thing.. and honestly i fancied his brother more than him anyway.. not that i would ever tell them that.. 😏

"Great to see you! Let's have a glass of wine together." 😌
(I'm on best terms with [almost] all my exes...)

My wife talks to two of her exes occasionally when they call. They are exes from college, but remained friends, so there is no problem with their talking.

Tell him to leave me alone, cry while saying it bc i will forever love that man.

Been a long time eh?

I mean, you know, stuff happened.
She did me wrong, but I also messed up.
I'd be happy to make amends.

Does she still have trunk with all my stuff?

I know she wanted my drawings at least.

Probably hello

Oh there was a time I would have definitely had a conversation and been forgiving, but now I'd simply ask if he was the real *insert name here* this time or if he's shown up as the pretend version I knew with the fake personality, pretty words, and worthless promises he uses whenever he's got an itch to scratch.

You have exactly 25 seconds of talking before I commit arson on your house. That’s too much talking time to waste, so be glad you even have time.


FYI: he cheated on me with my friend and said to me “if I cut hair once, that doesn’t mean im a barber. If I cheat one time, that doesn’t mean I’m a cheater”

"I'm sorry."

I would be running in the opposite direction. He and I parted sooooo badly that the only choice is never, never speaking again.

I'd be surprised and talk to him but not gonna take him back

Can I have my favourite shirt back

Talk

"Hello."

We would "Talk," and I would listen.

Why did you walk out on our kids?

Nothing

What made u want to talk to me ?

This again

You had your chance when you had me.

I wouldn’t agree to talk.

My Lord! Ghosts do exist!

Let me call my attorney !!

That depends. If it's that drunk goth vampire chick who skipped town because she had warrants, I'd probably have one more night with her before she went on her way.

If it's the girl whose mom made her stop seeing me, I've got nothing to say to her. She's weak-minded.

And if it's the guy who randomly blocked me on all social media, I would give him exactly one minute to explain himself.

I'll just smile and leave.

Depends on which ex.

"You were a tosser when we split up and by the look of things, an even bigger tosser now. Bugger off"

Faen ta deg

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No!

😐