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DanielChristensen

46-50, M

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Have you met any celebs?

Met Robin Williams when he was filming Moscow On The Hudson in my hometown. I was 5, making a ruckus that interrupted filming and after the production crew nabbed me, I was introduced. He was really warm. I saw Jean Claude Van Damme sitting on the...

What was your most recent fail?

Phone was down to about 12%, plugged it into the charger, watched Xfiles and a crime documentary from my dvr, check the status, assuming I'd be nearly full charge. 24%. Plug fell out of the wall at some point when my big ass was stomping around the...

What's the worst job you've had? The briefest?

Worst was hauling trash to the dump I guess. Rats in warehouses, stink of the landfill. Thankfully we only did that a few months before we started a furniture moving business. Briefest would be my security guard job. I was given a tour of the...

Have you encountered trolls or pervs offline?

I did 411 directory assistance for just over a year. I dubbed one guy Wild Bill, after the psycho in Silence of the Lambs. He has this dithering little voice and would always say the same things. Operator: City and state, please WB: Ehh.. How you...

Do you use Kindle Direct Publishing?

If so, have you found it easy to use and a reliable source of income for your published materials?

Are you accumulating coins at a satisfactory rate?

I'm getting them with much greater alacrity since I started asking a few questions each day. I would like to trade my 4 little green houses for a red hotel now please.

Do you look at the moon and stars each night?

What do you think about? I do, most every night. Pick out a few easy constellations, watch swift moving clouds slide over the moon or just enjoy the wide open twinkling. I think about people I love, wonder what they're doing. People I've lost....

What's the last really annoying thing someone did around you?

I was doing a quick shopping earlier. Guy walking behind me was pushing a really wobbly and noisy cart, not his fault, but he was whistling way out of tune as well. The two combined was irritating. I changed course and reordered my item acquisitions....

How do you feel about your job and coworkers?

Do you hope for something better? Are you working towards it? Do you get along with the people you work with?

Do you need a shave?

I do. Went to shower a while ago and the water was turned off. They're working on the lines. Should be back on by now.

Do you have a sweet tooth?

I'll continue the dental theme. I like candy and chocolate but not a big consumer thereof

You ever get tooth aches?

Been getting them intermittently, past few months. Right in the top front. Would suck to lose those two. 😨 Wonder if a punch or two I took to the kisser years ago is coming home to roost.

Who else is doing laundry?

Are you actually doing it, or is the machine doing the work? Guilty! Look ma! No hands!

Do you trust all the updates your devices ask you for?

I could have put this under technology, but trust seems more like a larger life issue. I don't know, I disabled auto update on my phone. Like to look them over first.

How have you behaved when pulled over?

I'm not friendly with them, but not hostile either. No sudden movements. Probably not a great idea. People get shot for less. One time when I first started driving, I was about 19, just started college. My mom's "friend" Vera was dosing her with...

Did you have a gander at the lunar eclipse or the supermoon?

I went outside at the scheduled time, the moon was quite large and bright but I did not see any eclipsing. Supermoon didn't seem particularly large or over bright. Ah well.

What have you been reading lately?

In the last couple months I read.. Meditations by Marcus Aurelius Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Kurami A collection of poems by Pablo Neruda The Prophet by Khalil Gibran The Alchemist by Paolo Coehlo Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman Creating True...

What cultural cuisines are your bag and which leave you running for a bag?

I love Thai and the American version of Chinese. My experiences with Indian have mostly been unpleasant. I came to love Mexican. Being half Italian, I've eaten a lot with family and it's not my choice when eating out. Too heavy

Can you remember one of your earliest interactions online?

I started when I was 19 on AOL, with instant messages and chatrooms. I remember my friend Halina showing me how it worked on her account. An IM pops up, this guy says, "So what do you like to do?" She looks at me, I reach over and type, "Number 2."...

How far will you play chicken with your phone before putting it on the charger?

I'm at.. 7%

Can you think of some ways you've witnessed the passage of time and how it makes you feel

I have a jailbird cousin. One time I looked online at his plethora of mugshots. It was like a scientific study of age progression. His receding hairline, the texture of his skin, the expression of his eyes even. I pause when I view things...

What do you say to someone who has suffered a personal tragedy like the death of a loved one?

I can never think of anything. I'm sorry seems so useless. Sometimes words are not enough or make things worse.

Does time really fly by or is our recollection the reason it seems to?

Tempus fugit Days go by like wind

Have you spoken with Andrew and/or Nuno?

Was having trouble with the browser I use to chat here yesterday, Opera Mini. Works better on my phone, which has low ram, than Google Chrome. Nuno spent 2 hours working on the issue for me. We'd never spoken before. That was pretty nice of him.

Do you pull pranks at the grocery store?

I was chatting with this guy at the Walmart deli last month. His daughter standing aside quietly. I get to the cashier and notice a sandwich in my cart I didn't place thereto. I quickly put it together. I walked back to the deli and hold it out to...

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