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BamPow · 51-55, M
I’m over so many people being referred to as a “GOAT”. The “greatest of all time” implies one. There aren’t 50 GOAT’s in every sport. It’s like Highlander…there can be only one.
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
@BamPow
BamPow · 51-55, M
@luckranger71 That’s exactly who I was thinking about. Any of us who watched him in his heyday know what we saw, and we’ve never seen anything like it since.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@BamPow Similarly with people who do not know the definition of "unique".

newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
"On a ----- basis"

On a daily basis = daily (just one word needed)

On a weekly basis = weekly

On a regular basis = regularly

and while I'm here...

'going forward'

remove the phrase completely and nothing changes

I could add several to the list, and might start doing so on a daily basis going forward.
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
@ArishMell
consultant-infested, money-wasting, jargon-coated fad

We used to say that there is light at the end of the tunnel - but it's the tail-lights of a consultant's BMW
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@newjaninev2 Very good!

I used to know some people who worked for the government science agency that became privatised under the name QinetiQ.

They said it took ages for reporters and other outsiders to learn to pronounce it. Staff members themselves had an uphilll battle especially in telephone calls, teaching their banks, insurers and so on both the pronounciation and the spelling of their employers' name.

("No, not 'Quinetik' or 'Quintek' or 'Quine-tek'... There is no 'u' in the word. It is pronounced as 'kinetic' - one of the states of energy!" Though I doubt many money-traders would understand that explanation.)

More, they told me, it paid the "branding consultants" to create a "corporate font" for all formal word-processed, internal reports etc. I think that was another common 1990s company fad, alongside "mission statements"*. It was very expensive, and identical to most of the standard, bland sans-serif fonts already on everyone's computers (including in text-messages like this). And just as hard on the eye in full-page texts..

So much for "consultants".... And directors behaving like teenagers seeing new brands of plimsolls.

......

*Mission Statement" . Bland, boastful, little meaning, no value. Probably written by Branding Consultants.

Its modern version is that quoted by frustrated investigative journalists, when saying, "The Department was 'unavailable for comment' but sent a statement that......." The statement of course, failing to answer the question.
22Michelle · 70-79, T
@ArishMell The statement that really riles me is when politicians say "I don't recognise.......". Wtf does that mean?
Speaking your truth. 🙄

Somehow I’ve managed to express myself fairly well all these years without it being packaged as a cliché. 🙄
@OlderSometimesWiser I know people who say that while meaning well, but it still comes across as condescending.
I literally ......
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@FreeSpirit1

Especially when they say things like "I literally died!"
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
"Let's unpack this".

No, let's not 🙄 I spent hours kneeling on the suitcase trying to fit everything in, and I supplied you with a neatly typed manifest clearly explaining where the socks are. If it all spills out again in the airport you are on your own 😔
Coralmist · 41-45, F
"If I'm being totally honest ..."🧐
And
"I just speak the truth" 😑
And
My all time favorite...
"Move on." 😮
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tobynshorty · 51-55, F
I’ve noticed this word “unalived”to me it’s dead, just dead.
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
@FreddieUK it’s true though 😂
calicuz · 56-60, M
@FreddieUK @tobynshorty

Yes, I hear it mostly on YouTube. You can use the words kill, murder, murdered, and any of the like, but the video that uses that language will be demonitized, and the YouTube hosts don't want to lose money when YouTube is there only source of income.
calicuz · 56-60, M
@tobynshorty

Edit: ☝🏼
DarthInvader · 36-40, M
I just wish those that preach "personal responsibility" would practice it themselves.
@DarthInvader Indeed. Especially with the paradox of those who use that catch phrase whilst supporting a man who is clearly unfamiliar with it.
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Every time a queer person says something publicly, people call them brave. And maybe it comes from a place of good intention, but it's gotten old, and sounds condescending. Not unlike the "speak your truth" cliché mentioned elsewhere in this same post.

It's not brave or courageous to be sick and tired of hiding who you are, or holding back your opinion of people who vote for the politicians who want to erase you. It just means you're sick and tired of holding back. What really takes mental and emotional strength is not saying it for years at a time.
Thrust · 56-60, M
Circle back, reach out or any corporate speak! 🤮
Thrust · 56-60, M
@supersnipe Oy! 🫣
Thrust · 56-60, M
@ArishMell

Calling co workers your team. If you don’t wear uniforms on a field you ain’t no team
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@Thrust Well, no, not really.

Team-work can cover a huge range of activities, professional or amateur, and many do not need uniforms or a field.

There are many types of employment or activities like competition sports that do use them, but the phrase refers to the way a group works together, not what it wears nor what it does and where.

So I don't regard that phrase as necessarily management or sports jargon.

However, I have noticed a curious fashion in supermarkets for the staff to be called "colleagues".
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Me myself personally
“I know what you mean”
ArishMell · 70-79, M
Now we all... [do, buy, use, read, view, listen to, work at home...]

No we bloomin' well don't "all"!
Unlearn · 41-45, M
I know what you mean
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
@Unlearn I think it’s kind
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Well I’d like everyone to stop using the N word including my pos former roommate.
@Captainjackass He is lucky. For a lot of folks, if you’ve never been called it (seriously) you’re not allowed to say it.

But I agree that no one should say it. It represents a hatred and ugliness that can’t be sanitized.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@bijouxbroussard he certainly inspired hatred.
Diotrephes · 70-79, M
@Captainjackass
Well I’d like everyone to stop using the N word including my pos former roommate.

You hate the word "Neat?"
friendlykinkster · 56-60, M
"It is what it is"
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@friendlykinkster Usually paired with the equally banal - 'Everything has a cause'...
Cigarguy · M
No ofence but...... There is no good way to finish this sentence
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
@Cigarguy Yes 😀

It's a subset of saying what you don't want to do and then going right ahead and doing it:

I don't want to frighten you but... and then they frighten you

I don't want to be unreasonable but... and then they go ahead and say something unreasonable
Thodsis · 51-55, M
The use of the word 'gift' as a verb is irritating.

But not as irritating as the phrase 'Oh My Days' when said by young men who have chosen their 'urban voice'...
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
"I'm an empath." - usually stated by the most shallow, unfeeling person you know.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@DearAmbellina2113 Usually followed by the most obvious statements ever. "Okay, I sense that you're feeling skeptical."
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
and to all interviewers and newsreaders and journalists... 'begs the question' doesn't mean what you think it means!

You could say 'begs for the question', but then it just sounds as silly as your misuse of the actual phrase.
@newjaninev2 this day and age
fanuc2013 · 51-55, F
I cringe when people don't speak their syllables correctly, like when they say, " butt-on" instead of, " but-ton". Or, " mount- ain", instead of , " moun-tain".
@fanuc2013 like to-mato or tom ato 🍅
DrWatson · 70-79, M
long story short.

It could be:

briefly....
essentially......

Or, if brevity is not the goal, at least make it an actual sentence with a verb: "here's the gist of it." Or even use the original, "To make a long story short...."
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
'With the greatest respect...'

I think not. I use it knowing full well no-one believes it.
@FreddieUK Always a preamble to major disrespect.
22Michelle · 70-79, T
@FreddieUK You should prefix it with "I don't want to sound like a bigot, but...."
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@22Michelle I will never hear that phrase without hearing one of my favorite lines from Archer:
YoMomma ·
They already stopped thankfully 😅

That whole “pay it forward” thing
when some stranger sends me a dm...."hey handsome"
@beermeplease 😻😻😻😻😻
supersnipe · 61-69, M
@beermeplease When the pins go in, it means they're happy and don't care.
forestgirl · 46-50, F
If you will
"Your payment is overdue".
RogueLodyte · 61-69, M
"It depends." 🙄
Royrogers · 61-69, M
I hate the expression’going forward’ in future is not great but better
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
"At the end of the day"
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
@LordShadowfire I think, "after all" is sufficient enough. Or am I missing some special nuance?
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@CrazyMusicLover You are not. The thing about corpospeak is that it's meant to fill up time with meaningless phrases. For instance, instead of saying, "F*** you, that's not happening", they say, "Well, that's one approach. Tell you what, we will take that under advisement, but for now, let's table the conversation and we'll circle back to it later."
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
@LordShadowfire Yeah, that sums it up perfectly. 😆
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
"Everything happens for a reason."
Thinkingdeeper · 36-40, M
"Live laugh love" in interior design
therighttothink50 · 56-60, M
You’re the best, it’s so phony.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
"Iconic." It gets used so much it means nothing. So totally random.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
It's colder then the fridge in here
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@chrisCA They especially need to lose the term.
chrisCA · M
@bijouxbroussard As a Canadian, I remember the Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre using it in one of his speeches, and turned me off of him.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@bijouxbroussard I researched the original meaning of the word because of those people, or I guess you could say in spite of them, and I was not the slightest bit surprised to see it's another expression white people stole from the black community and twisted. What's unfortunate is how few people are willing to put in the legwork to find out what it's really supposed to mean, and just use it as a label for anything that makes them cry.
alongalone · M
Who baby doh?!
gregloa · 61-69, M
Basically, up to you, it is what it is. No it isn’t
Needless to say.

Then why say it? 🤔
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
@OlderSometimesWiser
LordBarbossa · 36-40, T
Phrases that demean themselves and/or others
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
"I don't mean to sound racist, but..."

But you're going to power through it, chief.

While we're at it, let's fill in that word with any of the others. Sexist, homophobic, or just plain bigoted. You absolutely do mean to sound that way, and you're just making excuses.
@LordShadowfire Lol, exactly.
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
"If you know you know." Like what, is it some esoteric knowledge you're not allowed to impart? Out with it!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Rolexeo

There are a few types of pictures that get posted over and over again online (like a picture of an old cassette tape and a pencil) with the caption "if you know you know". (Cassette tapes often failed to rewind properly and people used a pencil point to rotate them back into position.)

I feel like responding, "If you don't know by now, you haven't been paying attention!"
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
1. Positivity.
2. Negativity.

Neither exist in absolutes. Both are relative.
Fishy · 36-40, F
Fake it til you make it
Hot as balls out
Katie01 · F
When people call everything you say that's even vaguely race-related racist
Skibby toilet likeee wtf
I digress, then don't fucking say it in the first place.

 
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