What's a childrens story that doesn't actually make sense?I'll start: The tortoise and the hare. It teaches children it's ok to be slow if the faster ones are lazy and or too confident for their own good. Also: The ugly duckling. It's ok if you're an ugly kid, cause you'll be beautiful when you grow up,... See More »
Been surprisingly productive todayUsually I shower before I'm stuck on the sofa playing animal crossing, but today I did laundry, hung it up to dry, stitched together a tare in my favorite bed linnen, changed the bed, made dinner, and spent a few hours at the local festival with my... See More »
I remember someone made a post july 22nd......asking what was so special about that day. I don't remember why they asked, but a few hours later Ozzys passing was public news. Not saying there's a connection between the two, but... 🤷
Random picture of my cat......being annoyed with me taking pictures of her I love this little grumpy face with all my butt 💜 (1)
What do you think is...The most amount of calories eaten in one day ever by 1. A human? 2. Any creature?
Random memory unlockedA few years ago my sister and I went to the local pizzaria for dinner, and some guy was there with his 3 very young children. They had all ordered the most expensive thing on the menu (about 25usd pr plate) aswell as one bottle of soda each (3,50... See More »
Tell me one of my red flagsI'm genuinely curious what yall think of me Bonus points to anyone not bringing up my alcohol intake, because I already know that one.
If you're having a bad day...... Idk. I thought I'd have something positive to say as I was writing this, but mind is drawing a blank. Uhm... Let's survive until tomorrow and hope tomorrow is better?
Not saying I slept bad last night, but...Pantera (my cat, not the band) was playing machine pew pew with her butt aimed at my pillow all darn night. I still love her though. And in her defense, I often pretend to be a Harley Davidson from both ends at night, and she still sleeps behind my... See More »
Home after spending a few hours cheering mom upThat woman is exhausting on a good day. Atleast she sent me and my sisters money, so I could afford alcohol tonight. I had plans of quitting drinking, but tonight's not that night. Even downloaded an app to help me stay sober, but I'll reset it I... See More »
Just another day of my mom being dramaticWoke up to find out she had given each of us kids 3000 nok (approx 260 usd) each and now she's barely responding. She's been in a massive mood since her sister came to visit gmaw last week, even giving us the ultimatum of "her or me". It even led to... See More »
Ever had rhubarb soup?Or shall I share the recipe with you? It's the easiest soup to make, and super tasty.
Should I be worried?One of my imaginary kids has an imaginary friend that won't talk to them anymore. What should I do?
I just decided, I'm your dad now!Not in a schreksual way, but as a genuine male parent. Now go floss, cause I know you didn't this morning!
What or who should I dress as for Halloween this year?Keep in mind: I will be taking my nieces trick'r treating, so nothing XXX themed.
I just realized...I've actually taken my meds every day for 9 days. Haven't had that long of a streak in years. Someone tell me I'm a good boy, please. And if you want to slap my butt and call me slugger, I'll allow it 😇
I just want a man to make scones withIs that too much to ask? 🥺 Captain Hector Barbossa, where are you, husband?
