I really wish I had more alcohol4 ciders and a bottle of wine was just enough to give me the drunchies to the point where I'm actually making food. (Pizza baguettes) I don't have anything fun to wash said food down with tho.
I want to give exactly one person VIP tonightDone! Have bought VIP to the winner! Tell me why it should NOT be you. Best answer wins.
Put a random sentence together, and I'll try to make aense of itLike the time I told my sis "her name is Therese because she reminds me of Anna" I had a friend named Anna who's middle name was Therese...
Have you ever..farted so loudly in your sleep you not only woke yourself up, but also woke up the practically deaf old woman in the appartment below? Yeah... Me neither...
Random fun fact /Norwegian word for yallI may have posted this on a previous account, but it bares repeating: In Norway, the smell from your feet is called "tåfis" (toe fart) because there are tiny little bugs/mites living on your skin, and the ones on your feet eat the sweat and dead... See More »
I'm drinking again, but in my defense......I've had way more dairy than anyone should, plenty of caffeine, have moved more than usual, had all types of laxatives in both ends, all today alone, and nothing gets my bowels going. Alcohol is my last solution as it always helps. (Sometimes a... See More »
I need to start thinking before I speak more often 🙈I was just at the store and paid for my groceries with cash. One of the bills wouldn't go into the machines the bills go into, and after a few tries I blurted out: We all need some foreplay now and then Cashier laughed politely first, before... See More »
On a scale from square to appleWhat's your favorite flavor of the alphabet? Please answer using colored numbers only
Drinking the last of my ciders from the weekendAnd then I'm done. No more alcohol. No more extreme day after anxiety. No more wasting money. No more self harm by alcohol.
My FWB: Don't talk with your mouth fullMe, deep throating: I'm not Anyway, I'm getting free alcohol tonight 😇
Time to crack open the 1st cider of the nightThis time I got 8 instead of the usual 6. Consider this your final warning 😅
I'm gonna regret thisBut I just reached out to a former best friend. Hopefully she's grown as a person since we last talked 15+ years ago
Feeling particularly lonely tonightWould love to have someone over for drinks, but I don't know anyone to invite. Guess I'm drinking alone again, as usual
I'm sad nowI just ate my favorite garlic bread and some veggie balls (meatballs, but no meat) and now I don't have anymore. It was so good, I wish I had 3 more portions 🥺
There's a new guy working at one of the local storesHe isn't Norwegian, but he's trying his best to speak the language. I love it when he tells his customers "Bye. Have a day" He's saying what we all want to say without being mean 🤣
