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Thevy29

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I'm the type of person who goes to a party... And makes friends with the dog.

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Can you name a song that mentions the weather?

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I'll go first: Summer of 69

Dear Santa, all I want is a fat bank account & a skinny body. Please don't mix it up again like last year!

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If you are having a bad day just remember there are people walking around with their Ex's name tattooed on themselves.

Have you ever bought fast food for dinner, even though you did the weekly shopping that day and don't feel like cooking?

Name something people shake before they use it?

Are Celery Leaves edible?

A prisoner escaped jail and the first place he went to was home to his wife.

His wife seeing him says, "the news says you escaped at 3pm and it's now 7pm. Where were you?" The prisoner handed himself in to authorities. 😅

When you have left over bread rolls and decide to make pizza's from them. What's your favourite recipes?

If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the biggest troublemaker?

What’s one food you’ll never eat again, no matter how much someone pays you?

Me: Brussel Sprouts 🤢

Does anyone still use a typewriter?

I kind of miss the clickety clackety ding of it.

An old friend just called me from County Jail asking me to post Bond. I'm not sure how this will help, but I'll do anything to help a friend out!

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Anyone else keep a bag of plastic bags ?

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."

What if Batman was Irish?

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Have you noticed how Protein is appearing in so many things now?

Pretty soon your toilet paper will have 10g of added protein. 😅

If you adopt a puppy, and someone else spends the day with it and calls it a different name. and the dog will only answer to that name -

Is the dog still yours, or theirs?

Can you reverse a trailer?

There is a point during the cooking process where you realise, your getting take away tonight.

How good is your memory of the things you have said. Can you remember everything you said today, yesterday, last, week etc?

Depending on which side of the world your on, when is Spring/Autumn supposed to start?

I'm over winter. Don't like the cold.

Why are archeologists so interested in finding out how the pyramids were built?

It's not like they can bring them back into fashion and start building pyramids all over the place. 🤷‍♂

Did anybody here see the new Masters of the Universe movie in cinema?

Why are there so many 'Alien Abductions', real or fiction?

This isn't the 1700's. We have hospitals and universities and better yet the internet. Why do the aliens always have to probe or do their own tests when they could easily find the information they seek else where...🤷‍♂

What's for dinner tonight?

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