Dear Santa, all I want is a fat bank account & a skinny body. Please don't mix it up again like...

Grateful4you · M

You too? Damn, this has become holiday endemic, Santa is borderline dementia.

SW-User

Rudolf: Sorry to say but Santa is getting mixed-up with all the presents on the list.
Try your luck again next year. 😜

Mindful · 56-60, F

I definitely got coal

Grateful4you · M

LMAO Loved this!

Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F

If saved about $13k by January/February I might have $15k 😇😇

MasterDvdC · 70-79, M

Dear Thevy29, sorry but for the skinny body you need to talk to one if the trainers at the gym and for the fat bank account you need to talk to your boss and the bank.

Santa

ClanNaFiacaillApWythe · 51-55, M

I have that as usual. Have time and brains and and beautiful kids too. You all don't have what I have.

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

Seriously! 🙄😑😂

TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M

Haha

SW-User

hee

Teachocolate · 51-55, F

Lol

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Dear Santa, all I want is a fat bank account & a skinny body. Please don't mix it up again like last year!