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Captainjackass

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1-25 of 2063

Did you know: Hoover the talking seal

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Hoover was a you g seal pup found by Scottie Dunning in Maine. After finding the mother unfortunately dead he decided to raise it himself and started by putting in the bathtub and feeding it fish which he ate “like a hoover” hence his name. When he... See More »

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I have this weird thing about buildings

I can’t look to the top of them if they’re high. I do that and my body seems to think Im on top of them on the edge and I freeze and lose my balance. Is this normal or weird?

Ever feel like your unable to focus on anything?

My brains been like this for a while now and it’s really annoying.

My cat just tried to randomly climb the wall.

Literally jumped up trying to go up it. Thought she was chasing something but nope. Landed right on me too which was fun. At least she isn’t able to squeeze her way out on to the rooftop anymore.

Massive huge ginormous boobies

What exactly is the Montauk Project, the claims and madness that actually inspired Stranger Things? It started off as a series of badly written books that didn’t sell much and as a result the authors claimed they were true stories. They circled... See More »

Im so bloody tired lately and idk why

I feel so tired and weak. I can barely run at all and can’t keep the energy up. I just want to lay around all day. I thought it was my medication but I guess not. I just hope this test thingy can help me out.

New exercise routine discovered

Spent 30 minutes looking for your cat nonstop. Then pull the ac out of the window (uses leg and arm muscles) and leap out, put the cat inside and crawl awkwardly back in. It makes you sweat up a storm in very little time and leaves you exhausted.

As much as I love the idea of living in the city I will probably never survive it.

Besides the ridiculous price for rent I hate the parking situation. I can barely remember where I parked at wal mart and it took me an hour and a half to find my car less than a mile away from the convention center. Though to be fair why are there... See More »

An hour and a half

Thats how long it took me to find my car. God I hate this city. I am exhausted 😩.

Oh god this presentation is such a disappointment

I was hoping for stories of monster sightings in the New England area but most of this is rambling bullshit. One claims he got clairvoyant powers after being possessed and all his stories are just about spirit shit he thinks he sees and the other two... See More »

God that was stressful.

Just getting here was stressful enough cause my gps is an idiot who can’t give directions for shit. Now after 20 minutes I found parking in a place Im fairly sure I shouldn’t be parked at because every single garage was full and if you follow their... See More »

I’ll be too cool to hang out with you all tomorrow

I’m gonna be at the comic con nearby. I just found out they have padded weapons sparring and a panel discussing local cryptids. They’ll even have John Cena there but I doubt I’ll see them.

Two more weeks until primitive war comes out

For those who don’t know it’s a movie about soldiers in Vietnam taking on dinosaurs of all sorts. It’s based on a book cause those still exist believe it or not. It’s gonna be absolutely insane!

So I was gonna make my own ai model for onlyfans

Ends up you have to know about computers to do that stuff. Oh well so much for my get rich quick scheme. Edit: so apparently you should be specific when using the phrase AI model and say ai influencers. Apparently they have freaken apps for making... See More »

Ugh I can’t wait until I get my degree already

And can finally work as an editor/ proofreader. I’ll make a decent living and finally have work again. Believe it or not it’s not fun not working.

Found this and it’s so fitting

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Did you know : the giant of kandahar

The Giant of Kandahar was an enormous humanoid creature allegedly encountered and killed by a group of American army soldiers on a mountainside in Afghanistan. Summary and description Steven Quayle spoke of an occurrence which is still classified... See More »

I DID IT AGAIN 🤬😡

Why do I keep forgetting this one massive thing!?

I think I made an oopsies

I never really thought about how exactly the nazis would actually invade another dimension or how the norse gods would actually fight against them. I mean their powerful but to take on an entire army of soldiers with tanks and airplanes? This is... See More »

Believe it or not: freaking dragons 🐉

Surely you’re joking, dragons are just myths and movies. There’s no way people could ever claim to actually see them. But nope, even modern day people see something that they called a “dragon”. The Bedford Times-Independent, Bedford, Iowa, August... See More »

I couldn’t drink it

I tried to drink it for the workout but it’s just so nasty 🤮. I forced two sips down but that was it.

You ever just feel tired and don’t know why?

Idk maybe it’s my meds or something but Im just tired today. I need to get my ass up though and go for a run. Someone poke me with a stick or something.

Im officially out of detective shows to watch

I’ve gone over every streaming service and can’t find anything new. I’ve watched everything except those law and order and csi shows because those just aren’t my type. I finally found that old show cold case and hopefully that will scratch the itch.... See More »

So sleepy meepy 😵‍💫

But it’s too early to sleep. Meanwhile my cats are getting nice and rested so they can keep me up late.

Fun fact I learned

Back when Dogma was being released director Kevin Smith heard there was a protest against his movie with 5000 people attending. So naturally he and a friend went to attend because why the hell not. Only when they got there it was a bit of a... See More »

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