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About Me
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3 Yrs Active
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1st 6 Mths of SW
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500 Questions
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5000 Comments
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Why am I the only one in my life who acts like an adult?
My roommate seems to be afraid to leave his room and plays video games all day in it and yells out loud about stuff but he seems terrified of any actual interaction at all. It’s really tiring 🙄.
26-30, M
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7 replies
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Mar 25, 2020
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Situations
33 pages to read this week each with a lot of work in them.
Kill me now please 😭
26-30, M
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4 replies
11 views
Mar 16, 2020
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Situations
I'm A Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under The Bridge
Ugh I’m truly a grumpy person. I feel like either I should be aging backwards like benyamin button or be born in the last where being a grumpy asshat was expected. And people who tell me being unhappy is a choice and they choose not to be. Go suck...
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26-30, M
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22 replies
19 views
Mar 14, 2020
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Being broke sucks.
Cause god forbid either of my jobs pay me a decent wage 😑 yet they paid the person I got fired for FRAUD more than me.
26-30, M
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1 reply
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Mar 12, 2020
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They really need to stop putting the news on the tv there.
How am I supposed to run when I have to see something that pisses me off nonstop? They should play cartoons or something instead.
26-30, M
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7 replies
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Mar 10, 2020
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Health
I’m apparently someone who yells at the tv.
I’m watching an old episode of monsterquest on tv and trying to do my schoolwork but keep screaming at the tv instead cause it’s pissing me off.
26-30, M
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3 replies
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Mar 6, 2020
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Situations
It’s 4 am... why the hell am I still up?
Oh right insomnia I forgot. The bags under my eyes are so deep and dark I probably look like I’m wearing makeup 24/7. I’m definitely going to oversleep again on my day off.
26-30, M
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2 replies
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Feb 27, 2020
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Am I the only one who hates when the main characters end up in a relationship?
Especially when it’s a man and woman? You know people can just be partners or friends! They don’t always have to end up marrying 🙄
26-30, M
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5 replies
11 views
Feb 23, 2020
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Movies & TV
Whoever decided English should be a class....
Deserves to have their legs broken with a baseball bat. This is the stupidest class I have had yet!
26-30, M
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5 replies
13 views
Feb 22, 2020
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Situations
Why do people keep insisting on talking to me?
Especially during my break! I just want some piece and quiet and not have to listen to people whine about their day.
26-30, M
1
6 replies
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Jan 27, 2020
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I Am Very Lazy
Ugh I keep oversleeping on the weekend and it only makes my insomnia worse. I can’t stand this insomnia crap, even pills and melatonin doesn’t help. I also can’t sit down anymore without a cat jumping on my lap 🙄. I finally have a bit of money now th...
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26-30, M
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7 replies
11 views
Jan 26, 2020
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I need a nap or something.
But I still have four more hours of work 😭 can someone please rub my back!?
26-30, M
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2 replies
4 views
Jan 24, 2020
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Situations
Why do people have to be so annoying?
26-30, M
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13 replies
15 views
Jan 24, 2020
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Seeking Advice
My cat puked on my laptop 😑
Anyone want a damn cat?
26-30, M
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8 replies
14 views
Jan 20, 2020
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Pets, Animals & Nature
Why do I have to get up and do things
It’s my day off but I still have to work and do shit 😑 not fair.
26-30, M
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1 reply
7 views
Jan 20, 2020
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Seeking Advice
Any remedies you guys have for chest congestion.
My lungs are basically filled with congestion by now and I’ll take whatever you got.
26-30, M
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10 replies
20 views
Dec 29, 2019
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Health
I have proof!
26-30, M
1
5 replies
57 views
Dec 22, 2019
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Situations
Will there ever be a day I don’t oversleep on my day off?
Ugh hit me with a frying pan.
26-30, M
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2 replies
6 views
Nov 21, 2019
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Doing Good
I’m so sleepy D;
I had horrible nightmares all night last night and not much sleep but I have to start my schoolwork for this week!
26-30, M
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0 replies
1 views
Nov 12, 2019
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Seeking Advice
I can no longer sit on my couch in piece.
My cat who was formally terrified of me now is constantly on my lap every time I sit down.
26-30, M
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3 replies
6 views
Nov 7, 2019
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