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Captainjackass

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Saw this thought of you

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I need to find a way to de-stress or something

I’ve barely been up and already Im stressed. Though to be fair my cat’s driving me insane. Whats the best way you know to destress yourself?

Anyone want a cat that won’t stop destroying my stuff

She’s gonna give me a stroke I swear. I can’t hang my jacket up because she wont stop using it as a damn scratching post. I’ve already lost one jacket to her already. Seriously as much as I love her she is an expert on driving me crazy.

I really need to get a life or a hobby. All I do is write and do schoolwork. I haven’t exercised more than once in the last week either and haven’t run in ages. I need to do something, anything. I seriously seem to have an addiction to writing. I nee... See More »

I made this badass picture on chatgpt

It’s a cross made out of dozens of swords. It’s a symbol for a secret society that functions inside another secret society.

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Well so much for a good thing

I knew it wouldn’t last long.

12 pages in one day! Thats over double what I normally get. I suppose thats what happens when you spend all day writing but still I can’t believe the progress Ive made in the last two weeks. Im already on page 122 which is crazy. I even made a... See More »

I think I finally have a decent submission for publishers

Ironically it’s because Im taking a class on how to write one that its so good.

100 pages bitches!

Im officially about 1/3rd the way through my book and its only been two weeks.

Ive been messing with this obvious scammer

And they are so desperate

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I’ve barely slept 😣

But I need to stay up! Being responsible and strong willed sucks.

I still got it baby 😎

Please report this instagram page. I did some research and contacted the actual place they claim to be at and they said their a fraud. All Their videos are stolen and their gofundme is fraudulent.... See More »

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Literally everyone who has contacted me on fb has been a scammer

This is what I get for making an author page. Seriously what is the point of that website?

I deserve a reward

Someone nearly crashed into me because they were to stupid to pay attention or know how to drive and despite that I didn’t get out at the red light and beat the shit out of them even though they deserved it. I think thats award worthy.

I just found out about a movie

Where troops in vietnam take on freaken dinosaurs! Soldiers versus dinosaurs!!! Does it get any better than that!?

If you had nothing but a sword how would you take on the T-1000?

This scene is proving more difficult than I initially expected.

He wants to come in

What do you do?

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Should I just embrace the insomnia?

No matter what I do I can’t fall asleep before around 4 am and no matter what I do my body doesn’t want to be up before the afternoon. I’ve tried everything but nothing fixes it. Even when I do wake up earlier I can’t fall asleep and the cycle... See More »

My cat stinks 😷

Now I need to give her a bath. Oh joy this is gonna be fun.

Looking to hire someone to come in during the morning

And force my ass out of bed by any means necessary. Seems it’s the only way to get my lazy ass up these days. Form a line.

Its 3 in the bloody morning

You can’t wait to scam me until later? Seriously. Freaken idiots.

11000$ what a ripoff

Thats how much they want for my hospital visit. I spent 8 hours there six of them in absolute agony which they did nothing for. They sent me for imaging but by the time I had a bed in the hallway the pain was gone through some miracle. So basically... See More »

They’re both asleep

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This reminds me why Im not on fb

I had to make a fb account for my book and joined a lot of promotional groups for it to spread knowledge of it. So far Ive gotten around 20 scammers, and despite most of the groups being author groups they’re just filled with spammers, scammers, and... See More »

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