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Captainjackass

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Todays been stressful

I overslept and it was all my fault. I left my windows down when it rained. The stupid airsoft gun I bought doesn’t work so it’s gonna cost money to fix so I probably won’t make a profit off selling it. I’ve got no focus today either and am probably... See More »

Ahahaha yet again

Gerry blocked me again after I posted how creepy he is. So much for vip.

Can’t seem to focus

It’s probably because I overslept and it’s raining out. I just have no focus and can’t write though. It doesn’t help that this chapter wasn’t part of the original plan. These next few months are gonna suck.

I feel like she’s a member here

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My doors been opening and closing because of the wind all day

And it’s freaking my cat out

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I feel like this would make a great villian

I feel like @Bexsy would be down for this kind if villainy.

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I need cheering up and who doesn’t love puppies and kittens?

My days been complete crap

I overslept so bad Im barely up now and the first thing I get is another rejection letter. Im betting most of the people who reject it didn’t even read my submission and they all send the same generic reply. So far all this has done is cost me... See More »

Doing my motorcycle class work

And it’s the dullest and dumbest thing ever. Helmets protect you from injury? Who would have guessed. The clutch is on the left? WOW. God this is the most pointless thing ever.

Nothing pisses me off like trying to use my washing machine

It is so frustrating. It either doesn’t spin correctly and makes too much noise or screeches like a banshee. Idk why but it makes me instantly scream at it and pisses me off like nothing else. It’s why Im so far behind on laundry, that and because I... See More »

For all those people hoping jerry will pay for you vip

He seems to be mad and keeps deleting what I post.

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I just realized it’s been three years since she died

Nearly to the day. I still don’t feel anything about it. I mean I grew up with her and she supposedly raised me though the last few years I was the only adult. Most people say they’re so close to their parents but I despised mine. I know she was a... See More »

Okay whats the point of fb?

I created a profile to promote my book on there a month ago and joined groups to promote it. All that I’ve gotten is scammers who don’t speak much english and are too stupid to even make fun of and groups filled with spam. So whats the point of the... See More »

God damn insomnia

Didn’t fall asleep until 6 am. By the time I did the sun was out and the bloody birds were chirping. Im nowhere near awake and am really sick of this. I need to do stuff but it’s so exhausting being sleepy. Now I have a grumpy cat sitting on me and... See More »

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Looking for someone go wake me up in the morning

Must be determined and willing to poke me until I get up. Willing to pay in chocolate 🍫.

I reached 200 pages today. Bad news the latest chapter sucks cause I had to add a whole bunch of stuff to make my book longer. This really sucks, I should have known this wasn’t long enough. You need about 7 pages of plot and I didn’t realize my... See More »

Sundays are a pain

I can’t seem to focus today. Maybe it’s because I overslept and that always messes with me. But I have no focus or energy today. Anyways I need to put this phone away and get to writing.

It ends up my book narrative is too short and I need at least fifty to seventy more pages added. This means Im gonna have to rewrite parts of it and work on adding more. I should have counted the pages better dammit.

Apparently every profile on here may have adult content

Either my settings got changed somehow or you’re all a bunch of perverts. Im more inclined to believe the later.

Please let this be real

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I’ll have a house, nothing big but it has a garage. And finally be able to get a motorcycle. It will have a backyard too so I can finally get a dog. Someday I will actually get a publisher interested in my books too and maybe make a living on them. N... See More »

Tell me what your plans are

And what your demands are. You’ll never get away with this.

Day 4 of being awake properly

Technically I was awake even if I laid on my ass most of the morning. It feels good but Im worried it won’t last. It took me hours to fall asleep last night which is never easy to deal with. But at least Im not up at 4 am anymore. Hopefully my body w... See More »

My inner ear feels like something’s brushing against it

And it’s driving me insane. I’ve checked inside numerous times but there’s nothing in it that would be causing this. Im about five seconds away from stabbing it in anger. Will you look inside it?

I need to get up and do stuff

But she’s sleeping and I don’t want to wake her.

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