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Captainjackass

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Woke up can’t fall back asleep

Ends up I have covid again

Explains why I feel like crap. I figured I just had the regular flu or something as I recovered more or less. My boss was super nice and offered me food and stuff if I needed it since I can’t go into work until Monday. Im shocked that I have it... See More »

Im sick and it sucks

My heads killing me and I have a fever and chills. My entire body is aching and I have no energy. Im afraid this is covid again and really feel scared because last time it was the worst. Someone put a cold cloth on my head and rub my shoulders.

Any Canadians want to help me immigrate?

Im not sticking around here for things to start getting bad again.

I nearly yelled at her to shut up

God why do some people have to talk nonstop? Why can’t everyone be like me and be quilt?

Who has braces in their 30s!?

Seriously how the hell?

I ran for the first time in a month

Im sweaty and out of breath but it felt good. I’ve been so lazy lately and haven’t had the energy to do anything productive. It feels good to actually feel awake for once.

Am I the only one weirded out when hot women dress like Wednesday Adams?

She’s not even old enough to drive in the tv show! Their literally dressing like a teenager.

She’s obsessed with the refrigerator

I cant even open it without her jumping inside it. I have absolutely no idea why either. She just likes being in there. She’s already gotten stuck in there once and gave me a panic attack.

Im old it’s official

I was running last night at the gym and my knee felt like it was being stabbed. It hurts like crazy despite me not doing anything to cause it. Is this what getting old is all about? I want no part of it.

You won’t get away with this

I’ll get you for that!

I’ve done half my book in about a month or so

Yet Ive felt like Ive gotten little done lately. Im 150 pages in, in less than two months time.I haven’t even finished having my first book edited yet but Im worried about my fourth. I need a hobby.

God forbid I need to get up or do anything

Nope she needs to nap

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My coworker saw me smile yesterday

Gross what is wrong with me?

I tried taking a quick power nap after work today and it lasted over an hour and now Im tireder. is that a word? Idk Im just so stressed, I have a huge assignment that I have no idea how to do, I really hate this class and it’s so stupid, I have no e... See More »

I’ve been stuck all week

My desire to write has been dying all week. Im stuck and can’t seem to get unstuck. Ever since I saw how far behind I am and how much this will cost me Ive been dead in the water in terms of motivation and brain power. I’ve been so tired lately too... See More »

I haven’t been able to write for days now

Im on page 104 but haven’t been able to do much. Im just so stressed between this recent assignment requiring a lot of work and talking to the woman at the publishing company. It made me realize what a huge mountain this is getting published and how... See More »

I was so exhausted from being social I laid down for a nap

And it lasted 4 hours Oops 😬

This is awkward and uncomfortable

I think thats all bowling to be fair

I have the day off tomorrow

Im getting paid to bowl with my coworkers and eat pizza. Thank god too, I have a big report due and have to work a lot with the publisher. I have a nearly hour long talk with them and it showed me I really need to buckle down and work on getting... See More »

The worst part about being sick

Is that you can’t seem to rest or sleep or focus on anything. Im tired but not tired, I can’t seem to focus on anything and my brain is dead. I feel snotty but not to weak. It’s honestly more annoying than anything else. Perfect timing to as I have... See More »

I got blocked by some random fake profile

Just the pick me up I needed.

Their both demanding cuddles

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This couch is far to comfortable

They need to make the couch stiffer or something so it’s not as bad having to return to work.

I think I accidentally did meth or something.

This new preworkout powder is crazy intense. I wrote 6 pages while using it and studied an entire chapter in minutes. I suppose it’s because this is the first time taking it or something but this shit made me tweaked as hell. Im starting to... See More »

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