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Captainjackass

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Did you know: Hoover the talking seal

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Hoover was a you g seal pup found by Scottie Dunning in Maine. After finding the mother unfortunately dead he decided to raise it himself and started by putting in the bathtub and feeding it fish which he ate “like a hoover” hence his name. When he... See More »

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If you ever feel stupid

You still aren’t this stupid.

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I finished the outline for my first novel rewrite

Now what do I do?

You have one wish

But have to be incredibly specific about it. What do you wish for?

My jacket arrived

And Im pissed. It advertises itself as genuine leather but it’s in fact PU leather which is fake material and extremely thin. I thought I was getting a deal because it was 60% off but it was a scam. Now I have to return it and their apparently... See More »

Found a bunch of old bonds

That together equal 500$. So I can make it to the end of the year without withdrawing money from her account. It’s a Christmas miracle though technically I got them two days ago.

Here’s my gifts to everyone

@Bexsy @mindstruggle @V00doo @BittersweetPotato @SmoKin @MommaBear

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Absolute genius obviously

Obviously he wrote this.

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The most active thing I’ve done today is shovel out my car. I’ve done nothing but work on my rewrite of my first book. Three weeks without schoolwork 😩. I need some kind of hobby beyond just writing.

My new business idea

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I should probably go to sleep early tonight.

I gotta get up early to shovel. I really hate shoveling.

Make it not snow!

It’s supposed to be 3-6 inches of snow around here 😩. No no no no no! This must not happen.

I finally get one

I finally got her angry! It’s official. @Bexsy

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Me in a nutshell

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So when does this whole feeling like an adult thing happen?

Been waiting years but still don’t feel like one.

Damn this is good

Just finished wake up dead man. Holy shit on a stick it is brilliant. Whoever wrote these and the previous movies is an absolute genius. I only wish my own writing was half as brilliant.

One of my favorite quotes

'Man sees faces. Sees skin. Flags. Membership lists. Files.' He took another large bite, ate it, and said, 'God sees hearts.’ Shiro yoshimo, Death Masks- The Dresden Files.

One of the things I hate most about my body

Is the random bouts of tiredness I get and not feeling awake no matter how much I sleep. Apparently I might have Addisons disease which would explain a lot. It’s weird that I actually hope I have it as it’s easy to treat now I just need to last... See More »

I finally found a doctor

After getting nowhere for months I found a place in the town next to mine. I called them up, they were accepting patients and talking with the nice lady didn’t require me to fill out a massive form to just talk to them. She for me scheduled and... See More »

Im never using crypto apps again

I tried to transfer money to my bank account from there and it was next to impossible. I had to know my 2fa code which I didn’t know then had to reset that which took a million tries. Then it ended up I needed to download a whole other app which was... See More »

Stressed and unable to sleep

Oh this nights so fun.

The hardest part of rewriting a book

Is actually changing the plot. Obviously Im trying to change the reasons for the bad guy to do what he does but thats proved next to impossible. Give me some ideas that would fit in with an urban fantasy setting.

What are you getting me for xmas?🎅

I don’t need much. Something small like a fully functioning Batsuit with equipment.

Im trying to rewrite my first novel.

When I was writing it I didn’t have any idea what I was doing and screwed up the word count so my chapters were around 16 pages. Not to mention every single publisher has rejected it so obviously there’s something wrong with it. I wish I had never... See More »

Why am I so itchy suddenly?

Scratch everything for me.

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