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Captainjackass

26-30, M

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IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU

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I think selah died

After sitting on that bath bomb a day ago! She really needs to be more careful!

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You forgot to call me and tell me how ugly I am.

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Comment and I’ll guess who your archenemy is.

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How does one get a life?

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Facebook, youtube and now spotify have removed alex jones videos

I gotta say it’s about time! Also I look forward to him making some bizarre conspiracy bs about this.

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I Like Taking Pictures

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I found a rice crispy with chocolate and peanut butter in my work backpack

And I took a bite out of it. If I die give everything to my cat.

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Remember when kids programming actually made sense and taught morals

And now it seems like the writers of the shows are on heavy hallucinagens and teach .... well idk what they teach at this point.

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Entertain me now!

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I’m starting to think to much.

Please distract me before it makes me depressed!

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Still can’t get sleepy

Why did I have to oversleep today?

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Ugh I need to go to sleep but I overslept this morning so I’m not gonna fall asleep easily.

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I had some nut attack me out of nowhere today

I can’t help but wonder how people go through life randomly getting angry at others.

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Why am I being so damn lazy?

I know I need to finish exercising but I’m being lazy.

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Why are people so stupid?

Ugh stupid people are annoying.

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We had to drive around for 20 minutes to find a single place to eat lunch today.

How the hell do people manage to live in the middle of nowhere?

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I feel so blah today!

Seriously whats up with me today? Maybe it’s just an average Sunday or something.

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Do you know anyone who manages to do nothing right?

I mean they can’t even get something you ask them to get or when they do they manage to get the completely wrong thing even though you showed them the exact thing you needed? As you can probably guess Im grouchy.

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I just worked 20 hours today

Have been awake for 23 hours straight and have to be back at work in 5 hours now. When I die soon, make sure I don’t come back as a zombie.

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How do some people go through life being so damn lazy?

I mean how hard is it to scrub a wall and put some effort into it? Honestly people how do you get the effort to even stand up?

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