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Captainjackass

26-30, M

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There’s a incredibly obese man flexing in the mirror at the gym.

I really want to tell him thats not muscle on his biceps and that muscle doesn’t jiggle like jello. He’s kinda acting like he deserves it.

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Why do they have to play the news at the gym?

I’m trying to exercise but just get pissed off by what I see. Also it doesn’t exactly inspire people to work harder seeing the news.

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Is this not the biggest slug you have ever seen?

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Will you give me money?

I’m working two jobs while going to school online and am falling behind because I’m working to much but have no choice but to work so much 😭 please kill me or give me money so I don’t have to work nonstop.

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Do you think I’d make a pretty female?

I make a pretty ugly guy so maybe if I just put on some makeup or a wig and maybe a fake booty I’d pull it off.

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Ugh why does my boss have to show up today?

I’ve gotten way to little sleep, my back is killing me and I keep feeling sweaty for some reason.

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I finally took my air conditioning out of my window last weekend.

And now it’s suddenly in the 80s again 😑

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I just made mashed potatoes and a burger but forgot I have no buns

I had to use bagels instead.

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I am unable to have a normal conversation or be around normal people.

I should not have tried to socialize today. Lesson learned.

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I have to work early tomorrow and am still wide awake! 😭

I should have skipped the gym and the sleeping pill I took aint doing shit. Damn me and my stubborn ass.

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I saw a midget holding a sign asking for help cause he’s a little short on money.

Then I found out he’s a crackhead rapist who has been banned from the area nearby for breaking into peoples houses.

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A little kid smiled at me just now and it made me smile

If nothing else at least kids will always think I’m fun to look at for five seconds.

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Dammit I forgot to take my sleeping pills!

No wonder I’m not sleepy despite being up for ages!😡

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It’s far to early for this shit

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My cats sleeping in my bed and glaring up angrily at me if I make any sound.

She’s really a light sleeper I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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26-30, M

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Aug 31, 2019

Pets, Animals & Nature

I finally installed a cat door for my room so the cats can stop driving me nuts.

But they can’t seem to understand how it works or just plain refuse to use it.

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26-30, M

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Aug 21, 2019

Pets, Animals & Nature

I just glanced at the news and now have lost all hope.

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Do you also have a cat that climbs on you right when you decide to go to sleep?

Ignores me the rest of the day but now she wants to snuggle 🙄

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I’m in a bad mood cheer me up

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Huh I just discovered we have whiteboards now apparently

Some random person likes my name now too 🤔

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