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IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Was I in a coma for months and just don’t realize it?
Its the middle of winter and its nearly 70 degrees out what the hell nature!
26-30, M
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6 replies
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4 hrs ago
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Doing Good
I Know Real Heroes
During a school shooting that left seventeen dead Anthony Borges used his own body to shield his classmates. He took four bullets from an disturbed gunmen. He’s only one of several people who risked or sacrificed their lives to save others. While som...
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26-30, M
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14 replies
12 views
1 day ago
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THE GUY WHO PLAYED BARNEY IS A PROSTITUTE NOW!
My childhood is ruined.
26-30, M
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26 replies
40 views
2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I just heard that kate perry woman talk about taking her strength back
All the while dressed as some kind of transvestite robot hooker thing with enough smoke and flashing lights on stage to give someone a seizure. Is this really the state of music?
26-30, M
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7 replies
12 views
3 days ago
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Miscellaneous
Does Selah know that all these cats watch her on my behalf?
Their my secret spies!
26-30, M
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1 reply
8 views
4 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I just worked from 8 am to 9pm
And now have to return to worthless drunk who will probably keep me up all night again and is mumbling about killing me for some drunk psychotic reason. For this damn holiday don’t get me anything just kill me. Or at least rub my back.
26-30, M
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6 replies
18 views
Feb 14, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Man the germans know horror movies for sure.
Im watching this Netflix movie called the ritual and in addition to its plot the whole idea is terrifying! Id like to see America do horror like this shit!
26-30, M
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9 replies
10 views
Feb 11, 2018
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Doing Good
Would you believe this was on the cover of time magazine?
26-30, M
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10 replies
39 views
Feb 9, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Go watch the superbowl for me and tell me all the important stuff.
My boss will kill me if I don’t watch it -__-
26-30, M
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4 replies
7 views
Feb 4, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Have you ever had someone threaten to hurt you in an incredibly specific way?
Was is more scary or more confusing? Like how they would break a bottle on the bridge of your nose or beat you with a stick on the left side of your ribs under your arm.
26-30, M
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11 replies
17 views
Feb 2, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I’m sleepy.
Go do things for me while I sleep.
26-30, M
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2 replies
4 views
Feb 1, 2018
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Miscellaneous
This is what i get for going out and doing stuff
Anger, stupid people standing exactly where I need to park and being to stupid to move, people telling me wrong information and making me have to drive more. Im staying inside next time.
26-30, M
2
8 replies
12 views
Jan 27, 2018
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Situations
I don’t have to work tomorrow!
But Im probably just gonna end up wasting the day away again 😑
26-30, M
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1 reply
3 views
Jan 21, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Make america a sh!thole again!
Oh wait to late😈
26-30, M
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3 replies
10 views
Jan 15, 2018
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Doing Good
Asking someone to work a sunday should be punishable
By death or at least a smack
26-30, M
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2 replies
4 views
Jan 13, 2018
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Work
One of the greatest inventions in history is easily the heated blanket
26-30, M
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5 replies
8 views
Jan 8, 2018
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Doing Good
I Think Random Thoughts
There’s this psychic readings place that has a neon sign out front where I live. Honestly that person has to sell drugs or something on the side as I never see anyone parked there. I mean seriously when you have no clients and you need clients to mak...
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26-30, M
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3 replies
7 views
Jan 8, 2018
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Is it bad that I don’t have any pants without holes in the knees
26-30, M
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11 replies
18 views
Jan 7, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I can’t sleep despite taking two sleeping pills hours ago
Kill me now
26-30, M
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4 replies
3 views
Jan 6, 2018
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Miscellaneous
There’s a damn stink bug in my room
And its been here for about a week. I get itd cold out but this bug will just not leave. Its getting kinda awkward.
26-30, M
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5 replies
5 views
Jan 2, 2018
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Doing Good
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