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1st 6 Mths of SW
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IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
How long am I gonna sound like patty and selma?
My throat is destroyed by this flu and while I feel better I sound like I just ate a pack of cigarettes
26-30, M
3 replies
4 views
2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
Whats the truth about this whole sleep thing?
Ive heard good reviews from some people on here about it. How does one do it?
26-30, M
2 replies
4 views
3 days ago
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Doing Good
I really hate this insomnia
Not to mention this damn cold I got now. I could barely do anything in class today I was so damn sore
26-30, M
10 replies
2 views
4 days ago
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Health
Insomnia sucks donkey ass
No matter what I do I can't fall asleep now. Im just laying in bed wide awake.
26-30, M
3 replies
6 views
Dec 7, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Why do I have to go out an socialize?
I had to go to a fancy restaurant with my coworkers for a xmas get together 😑 It was awkward and noisy. At least she liked the gift I got for her (it was a giant freaken dog bone for her dog).
26-30, M
3 replies
4 views
Dec 2, 2017
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Doing Good
I NEED A LOBOTOMY RIGHT NOW
Now dammit!
26-30, M
3 replies
8 views
Nov 27, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I just noticed the scrambled kevin spaceys face from the banner on his show on netflix
Yet they still have it. They just don't want to see his face apparently 😂
26-30, M
2 replies
5 views
Nov 26, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Should I be weirded out my cat is actually showing affection towards me?
She usually barely tolerates my presence but this morning she actually crawled onto my bed!
26-30, M
9 replies
16 views
Nov 25, 2017
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Doing Good
Hundreds just got murdered im Egypt and yet the news could care less now
Its not even a day later and yet everyone's already forgotten and moved on. I wish I could just live on mars.
26-30, M
11 replies
22 views
Nov 25, 2017
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Situations
Im watching john wick 2
I love how their just shooting and fighting in public with people around and they seem to just ignore all the ultra violence around them and everyone is a super secret assasin.
26-30, M
4 replies
4 views
Nov 24, 2017
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Doing Good
Did today suck for everyone or just me?
Its funny everyone just talks about hanging with their family and I just sat around by myself cause my relatives are all horrible people.
26-30, M
6 replies
14 views
Nov 23, 2017
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Life
We have further proof that these asshats are just full of shit
https://www.yahoo.com/news/anti-lgbt-lawmaker-resigns-being-140200984.html So not only is he a closet case and a fraud but he is further proof that biggots like him don't belong in politics.
26-30, M
9 replies
25 views
Nov 19, 2017
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Politics
Which one of my cats pooped on the floor?
Find out for me so I can punish them
26-30, M
6 replies
12 views
Nov 12, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Tell my cat to get her butt out of my face.
I'm trying to sleep and she's crawling all over me 😑
26-30, M
12 replies
11 views
Nov 9, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I Want to Post Some Pictures For You All to See
26-30, M
6 replies
51 views
Nov 9, 2017
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I Want To Share My Pictures
This sight made working 11 hours in the blowing wind and covered in flies almost worth it
26-30, M
0 replies
19 views
Nov 5, 2017
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Where did the kids go?
There's no one out there to eat all the damn candy I bought! I can't eat all of this!!
26-30, M
8 replies
11 views
Oct 30, 2017
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Doing Good
I think I made birdy angry.
And now she either left or is ignoring me D: birdy come back! Im sorry 😭
26-30, M
3 replies
6 views
Oct 29, 2017
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Situations
Some people need to just shut up.
Or I'll end up shoving my first down their face
26-30, M
7 replies
13 views
Oct 28, 2017
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Situations
God being a responsible adult really sucks
Why can't I be the worthless drunk instead?
26-30, M
4 replies
7 views
Oct 23, 2017
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Seeking Advice
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