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Captainjackass

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1-25 of 1894

Can someone teach me the difference between june and july?

That way I don’t drive half an hour for an event thats not there until july.

STOP LICKING ME!!!

I can’t stand it!

I just found out they have both double pistols and double rifles

Their essentially two guns attached together to make up for having a tiny wang. Because shooting one bullet at a time isn’t good enough.

Every time I go for a run

I ask why I do this to myself. Im red, covered in sweat and exhausted. I look like one of the local drug addicts. I don’t seem to get that runners high everyone talks about either I just get exhausted.

If you were in your 70s would you want to hang out with people half your age?

I’d ask @Degbeme but this is for people in their 70s not 150s.

Well I finished my fifth book

Nos to enter the awkward I finally finished now have nothing do phase.

Why did I look at the news?

Im officially pissed. 😡

Never go to the beach

Sunburns hurt a lot. This is what I get for being social!

Who wants to bet I don’t sleep again tonight

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Been over 24 hours since I slept. Who’s willing to take that bet?

My neighbor has a live band in their yard

I can hear everything. Absolutely everything.

Acted social and adventurous today

Met up with some people from a meetup group at the beach. It was kinda awkward at times as Im not the best conversationalist but I had fun. I was the only person on the beach in pants. The weird part of the day was this guy clearly in his 70s said he... See More »

Guess Im not sleeping then.

Oh well. Sleep is for the weak after all.

Six AM and still awake

Melatonin, two different prescription medications for sleep and all the tiredness I can manage. Nope, still can’t sleep. Im really sick of this crap.

This is what I get for being social

Im at the gym when suddenly I get a notification that the meetup Im a part of suddenly has an opening for the event today and Im next on the waitlist. So I finish exercising and go home for a shower and barely get there in time. It was a group walk... See More »

There’s were flashes of light from the window

Idk what caused them but I closed the drapes and am feeling paranoid now. Comfort me!

Im so tired for some reason.

Probably my new meds. I’ve been up since 9 but haven’t done anything and feel exhausted.

I surrendered today

I put the AC in finally

Im feeling super depressed

And hit me with it.

Ive been so angry these last few days

I was without my meds for a bit and it wasn’t pretty. When I say angry I don’t mean just upset, I mean screaming, tear someones throat out enraged. Hopefully I’ll feel better now that I have them. Im just so exhausted and stressed. My sleep is out... See More »

Can you poke me with something until I get up?

Early in the morning.

I not tired but I need to go to sleep

Hit me with something hard and sing me a lullaby.

I need to stop being lazy

I need to shower, shave, do the laundry, list things to sell. I need to clean and go to the gym. But instead Im laying here writing and watching the same damn show as always.

Im getting to an intense scene in my book

Where the main character cuts off his own hand with a sword to escape. I’ve been looking into how hard it would be and apparently cutting off your own hand is next to impossible. It’s all about angles and how much force you can generate. I was... See More »

Not a great start to the day

I overslept like crazy. I need to list stuff to sell them already. My books reaching is apex and my rooms a mess. I need to clean up and get rid of stuff. I should have gotten up earlier, this insomnia and sleep pattern is ruining my damn life.

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