Did you know: Hoover the talking seal PINNEDHoover was a you g seal pup found by Scottie Dunning in Maine. After finding the mother unfortunately dead he decided to raise it himself and started by putting in the bathtub and feeding it fish which he ate “like a hoover” hence his name. When he... See More » (1)
Day one of being awake at a reasonable hourSo far so good. I went out and got pancakes for breakfast as a reward to myself for being up at a reasonable time. I got two loads of laundry, some dishes done by hand because the dishwasher doesn’t want to work suddenly and finished work for both... See More »
A local mall here is being demolishedAnd if I have to see one more thing about it Im gonna snap. We get it, you spent time there in your youth and it’s sad to say goodbye. Im gonna go order some stuff on amazon now.
Why the hell do I have to learn about linguistics?What does it matter how people move their mouths when they speak different words. What difference does it make to my writing? I mean who really cares about all this?
Never sign up to a paranormal themed dating appEnds up bots and scammers are really into the paranormal and there’s no way to delete your profile.
Fun fact I learnedAnyone ever read the anarchistic cookbook? It’s a set selling book that teaches you how to build bombs, make lsd and various other illegal things. Apparently though there’s a conspiracy that it was in fact made by the cia to trick would be nutjobs.... See More »
I need a vacation from my brainCan I just be someone else for a while? Someone without this level of stress 24/7.
Whats a incredibly pointless superpower?Like for instance, laser eye vision. Where you just shoot two little lasers out of your eyes like those pens. Basically everyone can see where you’re looking whenever your using them. Or maybe pelicannesis the ability to control pelicans with your m... See More »
Surprise nothings change there.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna252645 No shit nothings happened. They had no plan because that big orange pederass is incapable of planning anything ever. He just thought if we take him then we can magically move in and get all their oil and... See More »
Give me something funny to watch quicklyI need something quickly. Im also out of my medication and the pharmacy won’t fill it. Idk what Im gonna do because extreme mood swings are a side effect of withdrawal from them.
There’s a bug flying across the roomNaturally Artemis is obsessed and stalking it. She gets incredibly intense and has to follow this thing the whole time.
15 more daysUntil the new novel in the series arrives! It’s gonna be totally different than any previous novel in the series too. Ugh I can’t wait! 😫
Can someone teach my cat English?That way when Im yelling for them to get down I know they’ll understand me when they ignore me.
