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IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
About Me
Days Active
2 Yrs Active
Join Time
1st 6 Mths of SW
Comments
5000 Comments
Questions
250 Questions
Who is this selah I’ve been hearing so much about.
On the streets, in the office, from the voices in my head, being spelled out by airplanes in the sky, being heard on cnn.
26-30, M
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4 replies
22 views
Feb 6, 2019
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Doing Good
I have a stuffy nose
Console me and make me some tea!
26-30, M
0
3 replies
8 views
Jan 22, 2019
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Health
Someone robbed the gas station down the street from me 😑
It’s 2 degrees out with snow covering the roads and yet someone decided it’s a good time to rob someone. I really need to get out of this shitty neighborhood.
26-30, M
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6 replies
14 views
Jan 21, 2019
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Situations
It’s 2 degrees outside right now!
I’m so sick of this weather.🥶
26-30, M
3
23 replies
28 views
Jan 21, 2019
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Situations
Do you also have an idiot boss?
Who likes to remind you how you screw everything up but praises your moron coworker who doesn’t actually do much work at all.
26-30, M
1
3 replies
7 views
Jan 18, 2019
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Work
Have you ever had any hamberders?
I’ve never heard of them before but if a football team will eat them then I’ll try it.
26-30, M
0
4 replies
6 views
Jan 17, 2019
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Food
I'm Lonely
I’ve spent my whole life alone. I played alone as a kid, only been on three dates in my life and none have ended well and have no friends in person. My whole life is just proof that some people are meant to be alone.
26-30, M
3
6 replies
21 views
Jan 14, 2019
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I Will Be Alone For Life
Some people just aren’t meant to be happy. And don’t tell me “oh it will work out of you” or “keep trying”. I’ve been on a total of three dates in my life and none of them had any repeats. I have no friends in person, I suffer from psychotic rages is...
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26-30, M
0
2 replies
12 views
Jan 14, 2019
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I Think I Am Ugly
Naw I know I’m ugly. I’m fine with it, ugly people don’t get everything handed to them, we have to work harder just to get recognized and no one likes us.
26-30, M
2
5 replies
17 views
Jan 13, 2019
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Why does it have to be so damn cold out?
Why can’t winter take a hint and go away!?
26-30, M
1
6 replies
7 views
Jan 13, 2019
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Doing Good
I’ve hit my damn head 5 times so far today.
Can today just be over already before I get a concussion.
26-30, M
3
11 replies
12 views
Jan 4, 2019
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Work
Have you already forgotten your new years resolution?
Or is it just me who’s done that?
26-30, M
2
2 replies
2 views
Jan 2, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Not even the beginning of a new year and I’m already pissed and grumpy
26-30, M
1
4 replies
10 views
Dec 31, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I have never seen so many cars in a wal mart parking lot before
People around here really are lasy when it comes to xmas shopping. Thankfully I hate all my relatives so I buy nothing!
26-30, M
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1 reply
5 views
Dec 24, 2018
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Doing Good
If your a hoarder
Just burn your whole place down so no one has to deal with all your junk when you die.
26-30, M
5
15 replies
20 views
Dec 21, 2018
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Seeking Advice
Why do I have to have idiots for coworkers?
I sometimes wonder if it’s just me who attracts them but I always get stuck working with the stupidest people 🤦🏻‍♂️
26-30, M
2
11 replies
8 views
Dec 12, 2018
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Work
Can you be me for a little while?
I just need a break from me.
26-30, M
4
18 replies
12 views
Dec 9, 2018
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Seeking Advice
Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a bathroom.
26-30, M
4
7 replies
60 views
Dec 4, 2018
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Miscellaneous
How do you explain to your kids xmas is ruined?
26-30, M
4
3 replies
35 views
Dec 3, 2018
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Doing Good
When taking pills you but off amazon do your research first.
Lesson learned.
26-30, M
2
3 replies
10 views
Nov 29, 2018
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Education
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