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Captainjackass

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I did some social stuff today

It was actually fun. I went with some other people to a disk golf course which I was terrible at but it was still fun. Then we went out to eat at a smokehouse which was delicious. Of course I felt a little awkward cause the girl I had a slight crush... See More »

Do you check your toilet for snakes before using it?

I’ve seen videos of snakes being caught in toilets before and now it’s made me paranoid.

Will you make sure I get up this morning?

And not sleep in again?

Im so tired 🥱

I slept over 12 hours but am still tired. Coming off this damn medication is messing me up. I had to take sleeping pills just to sleep but it made me oversleep. And now just as Im typing the power goes out. Todays gonna be fun.

Hit me with something please 🥺

Make it stop 😖. I just want to close my eyes but I can’t sleep.

Coming off medication sucks

It’s probably why I can’t sleep for shit and am tired all the time. My stomachs all weird as if I haven’t eaten. I should have been smarter about this instead of quitting cold turkey.

My stomachs been weird all day

Like I need to eat but Im not hungry. Im tired while also wide awake too. Im in a state of super-position neither dead or alive.

I kept hearing a squeaky sound

I couldn’t seem to locate it but it weirded me out. I was worried it might be a mouse or bat again but it just stopped. Now I just have to live in quiet fear of something swooping in and attacking me.

Have you been blocked by a good friend and you don’t even know why?

She won’t even return my texts. 😒🙄

Renaissance fair was awesome

Kinda sad I went alone. It was fairly standard for the ones Ive been to. Lots of attractive women in boudy dresses, a disappointing weapons tent with the typical overpriced crappy weapons, and lots of crazy stuff. I bought books from different... See More »

Wtf insomnia whats your problem

I took double my dose of melatonin, barely slept the night before and avoided caffeine after a certain time but still can’t sleep. I’ve been laying in bed wide awake. This is utterly ridiculous and pissing me off. I have to be up in 4 hours too so I... See More »

Its so hot and humid today and I’ve sweat so much

That my hair looks like Im a greaser from the 1960s. I look like Im about to rumble with the sharks.

Have you ever felt the need to look up a past loved one?

Not past as dead but in the past. I’ve been doing that too much this past week. God it’s so depressing.

Why is dental insurance so useless?

And whats the real reason dental work is so expensive? What are they trying to fund with it? Top secret new world order shit, or do you really think a teeth cleaning should cost 200$?

If the Batmobile had a license plate

What would it read? This is my first thought of the day.

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Ends up Im not a fatass

It’s probably my medication thats making my stomach so bloated now. I thought it was just because Ive been lazy at the gym and getting older. I still knew it wasn’t fat though as my stomachs clearly bloated. So in other words it’s not my fault and... See More »

How do you beat insomnia without medication?

I couldn’t fall asleep until 6 am again. I took my usual melatonin but it didn’t do anything. I can take more but that always makes me oversleep. Is there anything not too powerful that can help? Im so exhausted but can never sleep at a normal... See More »

Ugh 😩 shoot me now

Her green eyes glow like emeralds in the sun of her radiant smile. My heart aches like the strings of a harp as she plucks at it. Her strength of will reverberates through my mind while the strength of her heart calls to my soul. Long gone are the... See More »

I got cats on either side of me

Im not allowed to move.

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Why did I look that up?

That was a mistake. Slap me with a flail!

Make me go to sleep

Im so tired but can’t get actually sleepy.

I ate a blt in just a few minutes

Now I need a nap. Rub my belly for me please.

Make me fall asleep

Or your grounded.

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