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Captainjackass

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1-25 of 1897

Should I stay up for 24 hours or try to make myself sleep?

I overslept like crazy today so idk what way to go.

I really want to punch something and scream

Instead Im gonna wait for this medication to kick in so I can sleep.

Why am I so tired?

I’ve slept plenty but it looks like it’s bed time.

Can someone teach me the difference between june and july?

That way I don’t drive half an hour for an event thats not there until july.

STOP LICKING ME!!!

I can’t stand it!

I just found out they have both double pistols and double rifles

Their essentially two guns attached together to make up for having a tiny wang. Because shooting one bullet at a time isn’t good enough.

Every time I go for a run

I ask why I do this to myself. Im red, covered in sweat and exhausted. I look like one of the local drug addicts. I don’t seem to get that runners high everyone talks about either I just get exhausted.

If you were in your 70s would you want to hang out with people half your age?

I’d ask @Degbeme but this is for people in their 70s not 150s.

Well I finished my fifth book

Nos to enter the awkward I finally finished now have nothing do phase.

Why did I look at the news?

Im officially pissed. 😡

Never go to the beach

Sunburns hurt a lot. This is what I get for being social!

Who wants to bet I don’t sleep again tonight

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Been over 24 hours since I slept. Who’s willing to take that bet?

My neighbor has a live band in their yard

I can hear everything. Absolutely everything.

Acted social and adventurous today

Met up with some people from a meetup group at the beach. It was kinda awkward at times as Im not the best conversationalist but I had fun. I was the only person on the beach in pants. The weird part of the day was this guy clearly in his 70s said he... See More »

Guess Im not sleeping then.

Oh well. Sleep is for the weak after all.

Six AM and still awake

Melatonin, two different prescription medications for sleep and all the tiredness I can manage. Nope, still can’t sleep. Im really sick of this crap.

This is what I get for being social

Im at the gym when suddenly I get a notification that the meetup Im a part of suddenly has an opening for the event today and Im next on the waitlist. So I finish exercising and go home for a shower and barely get there in time. It was a group walk... See More »

There’s were flashes of light from the window

Idk what caused them but I closed the drapes and am feeling paranoid now. Comfort me!

Im so tired for some reason.

Probably my new meds. I’ve been up since 9 but haven’t done anything and feel exhausted.

I surrendered today

I put the AC in finally

Im feeling super depressed

And hit me with it.

Ive been so angry these last few days

I was without my meds for a bit and it wasn’t pretty. When I say angry I don’t mean just upset, I mean screaming, tear someones throat out enraged. Hopefully I’ll feel better now that I have them. Im just so exhausted and stressed. My sleep is out... See More »

Can you poke me with something until I get up?

Early in the morning.

I not tired but I need to go to sleep

Hit me with something hard and sing me a lullaby.

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