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2 Yrs Active
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1st 6 Mths of SW
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5000 Comments
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250 Questions
My bosses kid should be a comedian.
She always says something so funny whenever she sees me. She can’t understand me and my coworker aren’t brothers just because we work together. I can’t believe someone so adorable came from him.
26-30, M
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1 reply
4 views
3 days ago
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Doing Good
Why do some people say nothing but punch me in the face whenever they talk?
Idk if thats what their saying out loud but thats all I hear.
26-30, M
2
6 replies
8 views
4 days ago
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Situations
We need an alarm for every time my coworker looks at his phone while driving.
Which is all the time 😑 we almost hit several turkeys today cause he can’t put the phone down.
26-30, M
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3 replies
7 views
Apr 10, 2019
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Work
Looking for a roommate is super irritating 😠
I keep getting sketchy messages inquiring about it in weird ways and couples keep messaging me even though I said one roommate 😑
26-30, M
2
9 replies
18 views
Apr 8, 2019
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Doing Good
Why can’t people just shut up when their supposed to?
They really need to stop talking already.
26-30, M
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4 replies
7 views
Apr 5, 2019
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Situations
Anyone want to buy my used socks?
I have way to many socks apparently and don’t wear the old ones anymore. 20$ a pair, 30$ for two pairs.
26-30, M
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12 replies
19 views
Mar 30, 2019
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Doing Good
Isn’t it so fun being woke up at two in the morning
When your landlord comes up because someone else is so drunk they can’t stand and crash everywhere? I’m so grateful she’s leaving soon so I can get some sleep🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡
26-30, M
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0 replies
1 views
Mar 27, 2019
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Situations
I once saw one of those house shows where they were selling summer homes
They had a guy who claimed to be a math teacher yet he said he was willing to spend 300 grand on a summer place 🤨 I’m no expert on how much teachers make but that seems like a lot for one.
26-30, M
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7 replies
12 views
Mar 26, 2019
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Doing Good
Why is it no matter what job I have I always have to deal with someone who thinks their my boss?
Even when I have a single coworker who I have a year more experience with he now seems to think he’s my boss 😑 Stupid people are so annoying
26-30, M
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8 replies
10 views
Mar 21, 2019
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Work
I have a important question only you can answer.
Are you up for that?
26-30, M
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8 replies
16 views
Mar 19, 2019
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Doing Good
Why do I take a nap even when I know it’s going to be a mistake?
And I know I’m gonna oversleep?
26-30, M
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2 replies
5 views
Mar 11, 2019
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Doing Good
The kids outside are screaming and having fun in the snow
What happened to kids these days being shut ins and being stuck on their phones all the time?
26-30, M
2
5 replies
6 views
Mar 3, 2019
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Community
I was having a bad day
Then I saw someone I was in high school with who I couldn’t stand. He’s my age, vastly overweight, working a crap job at a gas station, balding and looks pregnant. It makes me feel somewhat better about myself in comparison.
26-30, M
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1 reply
3 views
Feb 27, 2019
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Doing Good
I just had a fake dating profile freak out on me
They insisted I send them a picture after they sent a obviously fake one and when I said I’m all messy and don’t even know if their real or some creeper and they freaked out saying theie sexy af and not gonna defend themselves 🤣
26-30, M
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4 replies
12 views
Feb 21, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Can someone shut down twitter already?
If the worlds gonna be destroyed you know twitters gonna cause it. Seriously all I hear about on the news is stupid people saying something stupid on it now!
26-30, M
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2 replies
7 views
Feb 18, 2019
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Doing Good
In good news my new toilet seat is very comfy
It’s the first one I actually want to sit on when pooing because it’s padded. I still find myself checking for snakes about to bite my butt though.
26-30, M
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2 replies
6 views
Feb 17, 2019
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Doing Good
Who is this selah I’ve been hearing so much about.
On the streets, in the office, from the voices in my head, being spelled out by airplanes in the sky, being heard on cnn.
26-30, M
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4 replies
26 views
Feb 6, 2019
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Doing Good
I have a stuffy nose
Console me and make me some tea!
26-30, M
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3 replies
8 views
Jan 22, 2019
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Health
Someone robbed the gas station down the street from me 😑
It’s 2 degrees out with snow covering the roads and yet someone decided it’s a good time to rob someone. I really need to get out of this shitty neighborhood.
26-30, M
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6 replies
14 views
Jan 21, 2019
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Situations
It’s 2 degrees outside right now!
I’m so sick of this weather.🥶
26-30, M
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23 replies
28 views
Jan 21, 2019
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Situations
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