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Captainjackass

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I still remember that night

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It was about five or so years ago. The stupid alarm at work wouldn’t work that night so I had to be called in. It was just you and me for a few hours, deliriously tired and talking. We had nothing to do but sit around and there wasn’t even anything... See More »

Did you know: Hoover the talking seal

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Hoover was a you g seal pup found by Scottie Dunning in Maine. After finding the mother unfortunately dead he decided to raise it himself and started by putting in the bathtub and feeding it fish which he ate “like a hoover” hence his name. When he... See More »

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Ends up chatgpt can’t make videos

Or at least the free version can’t. I tried to get it to make a video of these two guys dueling but it kept making random videos of random people doing vaguely sword related things. I tried another program to make a video of my first chapter for... See More »

My first short run was two days ago and damn am I sore now. I got up and god I am aching now. I did arms at the gym too so both my arms and legs are killing me.

Lord help me on this.

My arms ache to wrap about you as the fire inside burns. I long to look into your eyes, those beautiful green emeralds as passion takes hold. My heart speeds up as my mind races. My love for her explodes, consuming me like a volcano of passion. How I... See More »

Lets make it happen!

Her emerald eyes burn into my heart. The memory of her smile makes me want to go wild. Her adorable laugh makes me want to jump even as the memories hurt so. Her voice is a heavenly quire that rescues me from the mire. My heart burns even as it aches... See More »

That is all 😎

When do those endorphins kick in exactly?

Im pretty sure I could use some.

I don’t own anything green 😐

So does this mean I have to hide in fear today?

How do you make yourself not think of someone?

Can you hypnotize me to forget stuff?

This is why I work alone.

I did it!!!! THIS TITLE IS NOT TO SHORT

I went for a run, well a fast walk I guess. 16 minutes only and I was out of breath but for not running all of winter it’s not bad especially with my health problems. Im just proud of myself for doing it really.

This is the story of my life

Gray skies go away come again another day

It’s all gray and gloomy outside as fog covers absolutely everything. I have no energy and willpower as Im apparently powered by the sun. Also is there some kind of hormonal changes guys go through at 35? Im being all sorts of weird about past... See More »

Question for all the non-blind people here

Does this Really look like this?

Ugh I need a life

The last time I talked to someone was earlier this week when the cashier said they liked my jacket. For months now all I’ve done is schoolwork, writing, exercising and housework. I’ve rarely left my place. I’m so used to be alone I don’t know any oth... See More »

Have you ever had a dream about someone on sw?

Any kind of dream you perverts.

Don’t you talk to me like that!

Mind your mouth!

This is truly ironic

I started making an effort last year to be healthier which included getting rid of salty foods. Ironically salt helps raise cortisol levels which helps me. Now that I put salt on stuff again Im finally feeling halfway decent.

Comment and I’ll tell you if my cats approve of you or not.

How it feels to be me

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Im tired and it’s pissing me off

Im so sick of feeling tired and exhausted. I had to lay down twice today. Im gonna have to take more salt but that only takes the edge off a bit.

I was all psyched to go for a run

Then stepped out into the hallway. It’s still freaken cold out. Not quite running weather yet.

I thought I saw you today

But it was just someone who looked like you. My heart skipped a beat at first. She didn’t have your eyes, deep emerald green or have your presence. I’ve been thinking of you way too much lately, I have no idea why. I wish I could stop, but its hard... See More »

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