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Captainjackass

26-30, M

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1st 6 Mths of SW

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9 Mths Active

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100 Questions

IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU

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Get some pliers and pull out my damn tooth!

It hurts!!!! 😭

26-30, M

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My neighbors little kid is playing in their little toy house

Kids are so adorable 😂

26-30, M

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Cops just shot a woman who called them for help

Anyone else not surprised? Is there any cop out there anymore who isn't some violent corrupt asshole who gladly attacks anyone cause they can and does it gleefully?

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Any trick to this sleep thing?

I hear good things yet never get it myself apparently.

26-30, M

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Don't you love being so angry you could scream?

Yet you can't go anywhere to escape because everywhere is closed.

26-30, M

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Why are do there a bunch of moths above my bed?

Their all over the place for some reason! 😨

26-30, M

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Did cossy kill nunya and have to go on the run?

They haven't been on in ages!

26-30, M

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Where's birdy!?

I miss her silliness.

26-30, M

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I can't sleep and have an interview in the morning

Its your fault cause you suck

26-30, M

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No ones been on here all day!

Did ya all die or something?

26-30, M

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When did the us government turn into the cult of scientology?

They act as insane as them these days.... or like a preschool.

26-30, M

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Nothing like waking up from a horrifying dream involving a relative

And then finding their still up completely shit faced at 4 am. I think Id prefer the horrible dream than this.

26-30, M

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I get its hot out but out a damn shirt on when your jogging 😑

I was wearing both clothes and a weight vest for peets sake!

26-30, M

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Why the hell is it so hot out?

Its raining out but still freaking hot. That makes no damn sense!

26-30, M

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Can someone tell these people to shut up?

Making all this noise and blasting music. And tell the kids no children play outside these days.

26-30, M

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Have youe ever run into nuns outside of church?

I saw some returning cans the other day. It was just weird seeing nuns doing ordinary stuff.

26-30, M

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My boss texted me last night asking if I was in

Why would I be in when the contract ended for the company and I chose not to continue with the new company? That means I no longer work there 😑

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Just so you know

26-30, M

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Is trump just l ron hubbard in a bad wig?

Maybe he faked his death! Their both insane and act similar and seem to have the same psychotic mindset. *waits for insane trump fans to threaten my life*

26-30, M

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Why did I glance at the news?

I now feel the need to punch something hard.

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