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Captainjackass

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I still remember that night

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It was about five or so years ago. The stupid alarm at work wouldn’t work that night so I had to be called in. It was just you and me for a few hours, deliriously tired and talking. We had nothing to do but sit around and there wasn’t even anything... See More »

Did you know: Hoover the talking seal

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Hoover was a you g seal pup found by Scottie Dunning in Maine. After finding the mother unfortunately dead he decided to raise it himself and started by putting in the bathtub and feeding it fish which he ate “like a hoover” hence his name. When he... See More »

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Just threw up over both my phone and laptop

Thankfully not a lot but still it’s nasty. This new workout program and eating+drinking so much is killing me.

These are all the supplements I have to take every day

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7-11 lives up to my expectations

As usual I can’t go in there without dealing with druggies. Every single time I have gone in there someone on drugs has caused an annoyance. I avoid going there at all if I can but I had no choice. Im not going to do doordash after it gets dark... See More »

Its made me tired. Im so sick of feeling like this.

Comment and I’ll ask chargpt what it knows about you.

It knows everything 👀.

Me on my way to get some ice cream

Have you ever truly felt accepted?

I don’t think I’ve ever fit in anywhere. Maybe back when I was an instructor I felt accepted but since then nothing. I’ve never fit in with groups or at work and always feel awkward and unaccepted. Maybe Im just a weirdo and awkward but I’ve never... See More »

Im remembering why I stopped being into super fitness

It’s fracking expensive. SARMS are expensive and do you know how hard it is getting 3600 calories and 180 grams of protein a day? I had to drink and eat so much today Im barely keeping it down and I still haven’t gotten enough. 🤢

Does getting drunk actually help you feel better?

I’d do just about anything atm.

Yet again can’t sleep

Figured this would happen.

Wangs are the root of all evil in the world.

Prove me wrong.

In the spirt of love and giving and junk

Anyone feel the need to give me 10,000$?

Make it stop! This is an afront to nature!

Share your pranks and april fools

Im grouchy and need cheering up.😡

Actually only the right one. Did someone put a spell on me?

Maybe it’s not worth it after all

Made 20.50$ in two hours and probably spent 5$ on driving. Yesterday was a different time so that could be it. It also kept putting me on pause so I missed deliveries. I’m not expecting much money but more experimenting is required.

Time to get jacked again

I’ve decided Im gonna get more in shape like I used to be. I used to be quite muscular and while it was hard it would certainly help my life in some ways.

Did my first hour of doordash

Made 30$ but probably spent 10$ worth of gas driving around but still not bad. Im just doing this for extra cash on the side obviously but I also could use the money.

Guess thats a no to sleep huh

Might as well get up and do stuff.

Woke up and can’t fall back asleep

Smack me with a frying pan

Goodnight funny

Rub my belly and tell me it will be better soon.

Reached 200 pages in book six

But now it looks like Im gonna have to rewrite or add some stuff because it’s ending too soon.

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