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Captainjackass

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Maybe it’s good I never was allowed to bring one to work

I’m still possibly going to punch them.

This sums up my life completely

Do pumpkins have souls?

This is how I feel at the end of a very fun work day.

And I don’t even do acid, I’m just gonna exhausted.

When your trick or treating and eat that special candy your kid can’t have.

Just so you all know

Why the hell must I be constantly screwed over?

I now need to pay 900$ that I don’t have for rent because I wasn’t able to find a roommate as quickly as I hoped and my asshat former roommate didn’t pay for this month. I still need to pay a previous years taxes which is more money I don’t have. I’m...

IM OUT OF CAFFEINE

I’m on lockdown for the next dew days too so I’m not supposed to go anywhere. How am I supposed to live without it now?

How did this not get made?

You know if you had to be interrogated by a skelton you would totally confess to anything.

I’m sore and tired and my feet are sore! Do this for me and I will not kick you in the shin.

Why do people still try to talk to me!

The one coworker I have today insists on talking to me of course 😑

I just drove half an hour to the work site

Only to realize I forgot my work uniform like an idiot. Bloody great way to start the day. 🤦🏻‍♂️😑🤬

I recently commented in a completely non-suicidal way that I wish life would just get it over with already and kill me or something cause it’s so tiresome being alive. I think that is peak grumpiness in all existence.

I can’t seem to escape them

Seriously I can’t even go to the gym without dealing with crack heads apparently. This is why I quit my former job but I still can’t escape these druggies. 🤬🤬🤬

Ugh just kill me

So the doctors are finally showing concerned for my ear problems now that I have ringing in both my ears. I thought my inner ear infection was just not fixed still somehow but they said it’s completely gone and the ringing in another ear is unconnect...

Why do people insist on talking to me?

If I wanted to be social with you I’d talk with you and be social. I’m not in a bad mood I just don’t like people and want to be left alone! Also why isn’t there an annoyed button we can press?

My head hurts so badly I want to knock myself out with a blunt object. This gd inner ear infection will not go away and my ear is ringing again which isn’t helping. I’ve been on antibiotics twice now but I can’t get rid of it cause it keeps coming ba...

I have yet to put real pants on today

And haven’t even put a shirt on yet. I love having weekends off finally.

Today was a good day.

I got a lot cleaned up in my apartment, relaxed, exercised at the gym, did my daily conditioning and only got actually angry once. Even the washer and dryer didn’t make screechy sounds today. Today was apparently a good day, but now because of that I...

It’s snowing outside

😑 make it stop, winter is over and I won’t have anymore of this!

So I think I’ve lost time today

I swear to god I got to the gym at seven and spent 5 minutes on the bike warming up before stretching yet when I started stretching it said it was 730. There’s a few explanations I’m considering. 1 I do have a brain tumor and it’s finally getting wo...

🤷🏻‍♂️ Really that’s about it

Honestly people just annoy me and I’d really wish they’d mostly leave me alone but they rarely do. I suspect I’m somehow already an old man and just don’t realize it and am in some kind of weird denial.

What do you feel like right now?

Why does my cat have to sit outside the door and just whine all night?

She could just go through the damn cat door if she wants affection and she’s got food and water! She just sits out there and whines but refuses to let me scratch her. I think she just doesn’t want me to sleep!

Make me stop already

I keep checking my digital currency to see if it’s going up or down nonstop even though it won’t make a change of more than a few dollars cause I have so little invested 😭 I can’t help it

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