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About Me
Days Active
2 Yrs Active
Join Time
1st 6 Mths of SW
Comments
5000 Comments
Questions
250 Questions
Gifts
Why do I have to have idiots for coworkers?
I sometimes wonder if it’s just me who attracts them but I always get stuck working with the stupidest people 🤦🏻‍♂️
26-30, M
2
11 replies
8 views
3 days ago
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Work
Can you be me for a little while?
I just need a break from me.
26-30, M
4
18 replies
12 views
Dec 9, 2018
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Seeking Advice
Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a bathroom.
26-30, M
4
7 replies
60 views
Dec 4, 2018
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Miscellaneous
How do you explain to your kids xmas is ruined?
26-30, M
4
3 replies
35 views
Dec 3, 2018
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Doing Good
When taking pills you but off amazon do your research first.
Lesson learned.
26-30, M
2
3 replies
10 views
Nov 29, 2018
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Education
How much of a loser are you that you think you’re to cool to wear a seatbelt?
Oh I’d rather not wear a device that’s meant to save my life in an accident. So instead I want to be cool and get severely injured from a minor fender bender. God I hate people who do that. 😡🤬😑
26-30, M
3
6 replies
14 views
Nov 27, 2018
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Situations
I’m feeling crappy so cheer me up
NOW
26-30, M
2
16 replies
30 views
Nov 21, 2018
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Seeking Advice
Make me relax somehow
My backs so tense I can actually feel it hurt from it. And don’t tell me just to smoke weed or something.
26-30, M
1
10 replies
8 views
Nov 13, 2018
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Doing Good
In a decade who do think would play trump in a movie?
My votes for john goodman in a fat suit
26-30, M
6
13 replies
23 views
Oct 28, 2018
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Movies & TV
Ugh I’m sore from a day of hard work.
Rub my back for me.
26-30, M
1
8 replies
10 views
Oct 24, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Comment and Ill do and say nothing about it
26-30, M
3
5 replies
10 views
Oct 20, 2018
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Doing Good
Why did I just read about giant snake sightings before going to sleep?
Wtf is wrong with me?
26-30, M
0
1 reply
1 views
Oct 15, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I’m bored
So entertain me until Im not anymore
26-30, M
0
1 reply
2 views
Oct 12, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I just got blocked by a fake profile for calling them a stupid fake profile.
🤣🤣🤣 this had made my day.
26-30, M
1
10 replies
30 views
Oct 9, 2018
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Doing Good
Comment on here and I’ll tell you how stupid you are.
You stupidhead.
26-30, M
3
30 replies
26 views
Oct 9, 2018
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Doing Good
Gun nuts go crazy on you if you say anything anti gun at all.
Apparently if you use assault rifle as a generic term thats a big no no for them.
26-30, M
2
8 replies
17 views
Sep 9, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I can’t sleep because my throats bothering me nonstop
Make it stop.
26-30, M
0
1 reply
4 views
Sep 5, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I’m looking for a man for my friend birdy!
Must be a decent person and not a serial killer. Men with beards are welcome to apply.
26-30, M
0
3 replies
6 views
Aug 23, 2018
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Doing Good
Why is it so hard to fill out any information on a profile?
Oh you love the outdoors... wtf is anyone supposed to do with that? I’m not even talking about the obviously fake profiles either.
26-30, M
1
7 replies
11 views
Aug 23, 2018
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Dating & Relationships
I think selah died
After sitting on that bath bomb a day ago! She really needs to be more careful!
26-30, M
0
1 reply
24 views
Aug 9, 2018
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Experiences
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