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3 Yrs Active
Join Time
1st 6 Mths of SW
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500 Questions
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5000 Comments
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There’s a incredibly obese man flexing in the mirror at the gym.
I really want to tell him thats not muscle on his biceps and that muscle doesn’t jiggle like jello. He’s kinda acting like he deserves it.
26-30, M
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14 replies
32 views
3 days ago
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Doing Good
Why do they have to play the news at the gym?
I’m trying to exercise but just get pissed off by what I see. Also it doesn’t exactly inspire people to work harder seeing the news.
26-30, M
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9 replies
8 views
Oct 12, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Is this not the biggest slug you have ever seen?
26-30, M
2
12 replies
38 views
Oct 7, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Will you give me money?
I’m working two jobs while going to school online and am falling behind because I’m working to much but have no choice but to work so much 😭 please kill me or give me money so I don’t have to work nonstop.
26-30, M
1
1 reply
5 views
Oct 3, 2019
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Situations
Do you think I’d make a pretty female?
I make a pretty ugly guy so maybe if I just put on some makeup or a wig and maybe a fake booty I’d pull it off.
26-30, M
1
7 replies
21 views
Sep 27, 2019
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Seeking Advice
Ugh why does my boss have to show up today?
I’ve gotten way to little sleep, my back is killing me and I keep feeling sweaty for some reason.
26-30, M
0
0 replies
0 views
Sep 25, 2019
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Situations
I finally took my air conditioning out of my window last weekend.
And now it’s suddenly in the 80s again 😑
26-30, M
2
13 replies
10 views
Sep 23, 2019
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Doing Good
I just made mashed potatoes and a burger but forgot I have no buns
I had to use bagels instead.
26-30, M
3
5 replies
13 views
Sep 22, 2019
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Situations
I am unable to have a normal conversation or be around normal people.
I should not have tried to socialize today. Lesson learned.
26-30, M
0
1 reply
4 views
Sep 19, 2019
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Doing Good
I have to work early tomorrow and am still wide awake! 😭
I should have skipped the gym and the sleeping pill I took aint doing shit. Damn me and my stubborn ass.
26-30, M
1
0 replies
1 views
Sep 16, 2019
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Situations
I saw a midget holding a sign asking for help cause he’s a little short on money.
Then I found out he’s a crackhead rapist who has been banned from the area nearby for breaking into peoples houses.
26-30, M
1
4 replies
14 views
Sep 14, 2019
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Situations
A little kid smiled at me just now and it made me smile
If nothing else at least kids will always think I’m fun to look at for five seconds.
26-30, M
7
6 replies
7 views
Sep 9, 2019
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Situations
Dammit I forgot to take my sleeping pills!
No wonder I’m not sleepy despite being up for ages!😡
26-30, M
2
5 replies
4 views
Sep 6, 2019
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Situations
It’s far to early for this shit
26-30, M
7
9 replies
40 views
Sep 5, 2019
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Situations
My cats sleeping in my bed and glaring up angrily at me if I make any sound.
She’s really a light sleeper I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️
26-30, M
2
5 replies
8 views
Aug 31, 2019
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Pets, Animals & Nature
I finally installed a cat door for my room so the cats can stop driving me nuts.
But they can’t seem to understand how it works or just plain refuse to use it.
26-30, M
0
3 replies
7 views
Aug 21, 2019
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Pets, Animals & Nature
I just glanced at the news and now have lost all hope.
26-30, M
3
8 replies
15 views
Aug 18, 2019
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Situations
Do you also have a cat that climbs on you right when you decide to go to sleep?
Ignores me the rest of the day but now she wants to snuggle 🙄
26-30, M
4
19 replies
19 views
Aug 17, 2019
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Doing Good
I’m in a bad mood cheer me up
26-30, M
0
2 replies
3 views
Aug 14, 2019
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Situations
Huh I just discovered we have whiteboards now apparently
Some random person likes my name now too 🤔
26-30, M
2
2 replies
4 views
Aug 8, 2019
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Miscellaneous
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