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IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Im the last few days I have
Been kept up all night by alcoholic bullshit Managed to get cayenne pepper up my nose ( pure agony) Got blasted all over by a torrent of gross water from a flooded basement And will likely be kept up again by more drunk bullshit tonight And people...
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26-30, M
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2 days ago
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Doing Good
I can’t sleep :(
Make me feel better morons!
26-30, M
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4 days ago
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Miscellaneous
Why the hell am I up so late?
Shame on you for not stopping me!
26-30, M
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Apr 15, 2018
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Miscellaneous
If I see another commercial about a stupid dating site Im gonna snap.
Seriously every commercial break I see the same damn one! How am I supposed to be fine with being alone and miserable with all this relationship crap with all this stuff in my face all the time?
26-30, M
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7 replies
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Apr 13, 2018
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Situations
How do people sow entire clothes by hand?
I just spent hours sowing a zipper to a jacket! This stuff is tedious.
26-30, M
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3 replies
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Apr 13, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Have you ever met someone so stupid they couldn’t open an unlocked door?
Seriously how stupid are they? I have to leave the door unlocked now cause their to stupid to use a key anymore but they still get locked out trying to unlock an already unlocked door.
26-30, M
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11 replies
17 views
Apr 11, 2018
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Situations
What happened to movies with an actual plot?
Apparently all you need now is special effects and put the rock in it to call it a movie now.
26-30, M
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12 replies
64 views
Apr 8, 2018
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Movies & TV
Will they ever make a commercial that doesn’t annoy me!
God so many of them are so annoying.
26-30, M
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4 replies
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Apr 8, 2018
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Doing Good
I have over 100$ in freaken used velcro if anyone wants to buy some!
Most of its still sticky too!
26-30, M
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1 reply
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Apr 7, 2018
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Miscellaneous
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Letting me stay up this late!
26-30, M
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1 reply
4 views
Apr 3, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Why must stuff I want cost money?
Can’t they just give stuff to me?
26-30, M
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1 reply
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Mar 29, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Did you know there a thing called a financial dominatrix?
She literally tells people to pay her money for her job. She has an entire group of people who mine bitcoins for her! Where the hell was this on career day?
26-30, M
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3 replies
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Mar 28, 2018
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Doing Good
You ever knownyou had something really important to write about but can’t remember what it is?
That’s happening to me right now 😑 idk why but I have the feeling it has to do with how I might commit murder tonight in an act of rage or how my art skills are pretty lackluster🤔
26-30, M
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1 reply
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Mar 26, 2018
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Miscellaneous
What color will our next president be?
We have an orange one now so I was thinking maybe purple or maybe even go full red?
26-30, M
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11 replies
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Mar 24, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I’m copying selah and doing this stupid bitmoji thing
26-30, M
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4 replies
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Mar 21, 2018
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Miscellaneous
How can someone stand that mich beiber?
This persons room was absolutely covered in him. Posters all over the walls, over a hundred magazines with him on them, perfumes, even a freaken cardboard cutout. I think I have a bit of ptsd now.
26-30, M
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5 replies
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Mar 19, 2018
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Situations
How long until selah blocks me again?
Poll See Poll Options
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26-30, M
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15 replies
31 views
Mar 17, 2018
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Doing Good
Birdy blocked me!
She hates me 😭
26-30, M
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10 replies
26 views
Mar 15, 2018
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Miscellaneous
Where did birdy go D:
She disappeared!
26-30, M
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0 replies
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Mar 15, 2018
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Community
Why won’t anyone just say how trump is clearly on drugs?
I’m not just saying that cause he’s the biggest douche ever. I mean half of the stuff he says is literally nonsensical ramblings and he can’t even speak a full sentence without sounding drunk or messed up.
26-30, M
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13 replies
33 views
Mar 14, 2018
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Politics
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