I still remember that night PINNEDIt was about five or so years ago. The stupid alarm at work wouldn’t work that night so I had to be called in. It was just you and me for a few hours, deliriously tired and talking. We had nothing to do but sit around and there wasn’t even anything... See More » (+1)
Did you know: Hoover the talking seal PINNEDHoover was a you g seal pup found by Scottie Dunning in Maine. After finding the mother unfortunately dead he decided to raise it himself and started by putting in the bathtub and feeding it fish which he ate “like a hoover” hence his name. When he... See More » (1)
For now on Im just gonna delete any query replies I get immediatelyWithout even reading them. Their all negative anyways and do nothing but make me depressed.
Im not leaving this room and you can’t make meIt’s so hot and humid I think I sweat more in the parking lot than I did at the gym. My bedroom is the only room with AC so it’s officially my new domain until it stops being ridiculous out there.
I hate the sunOnly 3.34 miles today because it’s so hot and humid. As much as I hate running on a treadmill at the gym I think Im gonna do that for now on. I just can’t keep running in this heat. Of course now the clouds are out now that Im done. Seriously I... See More »
Double my dose of medicationHaven’t slept more than 3 hours last night, worked out for 40 minutes today. How much ya wanna bet I don’t sleep tonight either?
Filling in for bexsy againBeen watching the x-files so I made some themed puns. Unidentified Frying Objects: What Mulder and Scully order from the local diner when they're starving. Abduct-tape: The only thing you can use to repair a broken spaceship hull.... See More »
Why are computers so damn expensive?The cheapest I could find was 250$ and the cheapest besides that was 500$
Have you ever had a song pop randomly into your head?I was in an orgy with 8 midget wrestlers and suddenly downtown by petula clark popped into my head. Wtf did that come from?
An eventful dayAfter running 3 1/2 miles I went to a meetup where we walked around town and checked out all the art studios where I learned I cannot afford art and it was stupid to have run that much earlier. I did find my favorite piece of art and these funny... See More » (+2)
I just saw someone cut a pizza slice with a knife and forkNow they’re eating it with a fork. Should I confront them for this blasphemy?
This is such a pain1440 calories and 61 grams of protein left. I cannot drink anymore, my stomach is bulging. How do bodybuilders do this?
New record3.29 miles 1 hour four minutes nonstop while it was 81 degrees outside. Im covered in sweat and dead. But I beat my record.
Can’t do itI can’t read another story from this horrible teacher. The first two had enough atrocities and evil in them and I can’t take another one. Not only that but this class is destroying my gpa because the teachers an ass. Im gonna drop it even though I... See More »
I finally found a part time jobIt’s only two days a week for a few hours in my area and only 100$ a week but it’s better than doordashing. It will help pay for my supplements and car which isn’t much but it’s good enough.
Apparently running trots in a thingI got to the turn around point and both and last time I ran I suddenly had to shit. I mean badly, really really badly. I couldn’t run because it would slip out and this time I barely made it in front of the toilet before it came out. I even tried... See More »
Holy ShitmonkeysThe Backrooms is freaking terrifying. The whole time you on the edge of your seat and I admit even I jumped a few times. I never watched the YouTube videos but Im gonna now.
Apparently they still make waterbedsI thought they died out in the 80s but apparently not. I can’t imagine how they could possibly have been comfortable.
