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3 Mths Active
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1st 6 Mths of SW
Stories
5 Stories
Questions
50 Questions
IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
I need to find a new job already
i worked from 6 pm to 5 30 am today and my boss never shuts up! Im so tired but it still takes a while to fall asleep. Anyways its all your fault so rub my back for me.
26-30, M
1 reply
2 views
13 mins ago
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Work
Who is this door built for?
Seriously it leads to nowhere but the outside and is a foot tall!
26-30, M
25 replies
41 views
1 day ago
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Miscellaneous
Go out and do stuff for me
Im to comfortable in my bed
26-30, M
8 replies
6 views
3 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I need to cut back on the caffine
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Ive had theee cans of sunkist in the last 3 hours! I know I need energy but Im gonna be up for the next four days now!
26-30, M
2 replies
5 views
Jan 13, 2017
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Health
Bow before her highness
on her mighty throne!
26-30, M
6 replies
38 views
Jan 13, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Rub my back!
It so sore and I have a headache the size of a melon
26-30, M
11 replies
11 views
Jan 12, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Isn't life grand?
Nothing like getting back to your apartment after 10 hours of work and coming in to a place that looks like someone was just violently murdered and eventually finding the said person passed out drunk on the floor in the corner.
26-30, M
4 replies
7 views
Jan 12, 2017
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Situations
Who the hell goes bicycling in the damn snow?
Its snowing out with plow trucks everywhere and this persons on a bike in the middle of the street.
26-30, M
9 replies
5 views
Jan 7, 2017
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Doing Good
Ugh gross
I just found an old high school photo of myself! What the hell was I thinking?
26-30, M
3 replies
5 views
Jan 7, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Oh boy
I just pissed off every person who voted for T-bag on this site. Im gonna be busy the next few days dealing with them ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ต
26-30, M
27 replies
37 views
Jan 7, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Anyone got a shovel?
Please dind it and hit me with it so I can finally sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด.
26-30, M
4 replies
8 views
Jan 5, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Would you hire me?
I just worked 6.30 pm to 6 am. I need a new damn job. ๐Ÿ˜‘
26-30, M
10 replies
11 views
Jan 5, 2017
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Seeking Advice
Is it weird most if not all friends of mine are fenale?
Idk why I didn't mean it to be! I had male friends growing up but their all idiots and I don't talk to them anymore!
26-30, M
6 replies
16 views
Jan 4, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Any trick to this whole sleep thing?
Do I need to cast some spell or do some kind of stretch? Or maybe avoid mexican food?
26-30, M
7 replies
8 views
Jan 3, 2017
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Seeking Advice
Make sure I don't nap for to long!
Or your in big trouble!!!๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜กโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ˜พ
26-30, M
8 replies
5 views
Jan 2, 2017
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Seeking Advice
Why do they still make cans without the easy open pull tops?
I know using a can opener only takes like five seconds but its five seconds longer that I have to wait to eat! Damn you big can opener corporations!
26-30, M
8 replies
11 views
Jan 2, 2017
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Miscellaneous
People seem to ignore the fact
That the things that happened in 2016 are still going on in 2017. Its not like the new year restarts everything from scratch. The way it's looking so far its gonna suck.
26-30, M
18 replies
15 views
Jan 1, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I was about to write something important on here but now I forgot what it was
Ugh this gonna drive me insane ๐Ÿ˜‘
26-30, M
9 replies
5 views
Dec 31, 2016
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Miscellaneous
Nothing like
Coming back from work and driving on new snow only to discover someone else figured it would be a better idea to get trashed and sit on their ass than shovel a foot of snow themselves leaving it to you to do.
26-30, M
3 replies
5 views
Dec 30, 2016
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Life
Ugh I wanna puke :(
I just cleaned my ear out so hard it messed up my inner ear and Ive never felt so awful ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜–
26-30, M
13 replies
10 views
Dec 29, 2016
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Miscellaneous
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