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Captainjackass

26-30, M

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IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU

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Who is this selah I’ve been hearing so much about.

On the streets, in the office, from the voices in my head, being spelled out by airplanes in the sky, being heard on cnn.

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I have a stuffy nose

Console me and make me some tea!

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Someone robbed the gas station down the street from me 😑

It’s 2 degrees out with snow covering the roads and yet someone decided it’s a good time to rob someone. I really need to get out of this shitty neighborhood.

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It’s 2 degrees outside right now!

I’m so sick of this weather.🥶

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Do you also have an idiot boss?

Who likes to remind you how you screw everything up but praises your moron coworker who doesn’t actually do much work at all.

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Have you ever had any hamberders?

I’ve never heard of them before but if a football team will eat them then I’ll try it.

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I’ve spent my whole life alone. I played alone as a kid, only been on three dates in my life and none have ended well and have no friends in person. My whole life is just proof that some people are meant to be alone.

26-30, M

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I Will Be Alone For Life

Some people just aren’t meant to be happy. And don’t tell me “oh it will work out of you” or “keep trying”. I’ve been on a total of three dates in my life and none of them had any repeats. I have no friends in person, I suffer from psychotic rages is...

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I Think I Am Ugly

Naw I know I’m ugly. I’m fine with it, ugly people don’t get everything handed to them, we have to work harder just to get recognized and no one likes us.

26-30, M

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Why does it have to be so damn cold out?

Why can’t winter take a hint and go away!?

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I’ve hit my damn head 5 times so far today.

Can today just be over already before I get a concussion.

26-30, M

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Have you already forgotten your new years resolution?

Or is it just me who’s done that?

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Not even the beginning of a new year and I’m already pissed and grumpy

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I have never seen so many cars in a wal mart parking lot before

People around here really are lasy when it comes to xmas shopping. Thankfully I hate all my relatives so I buy nothing!

26-30, M

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If your a hoarder

Just burn your whole place down so no one has to deal with all your junk when you die.

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Why do I have to have idiots for coworkers?

I sometimes wonder if it’s just me who attracts them but I always get stuck working with the stupidest people 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Can you be me for a little while?

I just need a break from me.

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Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a bathroom.

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How do you explain to your kids xmas is ruined?

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When taking pills you but off amazon do your research first.

Lesson learned.

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