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IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Are trump and kim just the same person in a wig?
Their never in the same room, their both insane and it appears trump tries to be the same skin color too. Its the only obvious answer! *waits for trump lovers to attack me*
26-30, M
21 replies
19 views
1 day ago
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Politics
I did good today!
I deserve some ice cream!
26-30, M
2 replies
6 views
Oct 3, 2017
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Doing Good
Please remind me that its not worth all the trouble of killing someone.
I'm really tempted to just snap and kill a certain worthless drunk right now
26-30, M
6 replies
12 views
Oct 1, 2017
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Situations
Dear gym douchebag
Sorry I took your machine but if you stop using it for five minutes and just leave a drink on it then someones gonna move it to use the machine. And standing there with crossed arms and a pissed expression isn't gonna make me finish any earlier ...
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26-30, M
5 replies
12 views
Sep 27, 2017
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Doing Good
For all you idiots out there
Drinking tea doesn't make you jesus nor does it magically make you perfectly healthy. I so sick of people bragging how they only drink tea now and how healthy they are. You know I haven't eaten a pear in probably a year, you don't hear...
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26-30, M
5 replies
14 views
Sep 27, 2017
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Health
Can someone unleash a zombie virus already?
It would be better than the world ending in nuclear war like it seems to be heading towards now.
26-30, M
10 replies
14 views
Sep 23, 2017
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Doing Good
My tooth is killing me!
Make it stop moron!
26-30, M
2 replies
6 views
Sep 23, 2017
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Health
Did you know you can actually take the sticks out of your asses?
Its surprising I know
26-30, M
5 replies
19 views
Sep 21, 2017
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Doing Good
I just realized trump hates Mexicans because he wants to be one!
I mean it all makes sense! The horrible spray on tans, the rampant hatred of others because of jealousy!
26-30, M
10 replies
19 views
Sep 21, 2017
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Politics
My butts itchy
I'm writing this to annoy birdy!
26-30, M
0 replies
4 views
Sep 18, 2017
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Doing Good
Is there anyway you can make it not rain tomorrow!
I'd give you a nickel for your time.
26-30, M
12 replies
8 views
Sep 18, 2017
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Seeking Advice
Pull this damm tooth out dammit
It hurts so much! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
26-30, M
3 replies
6 views
Sep 12, 2017
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Health
For all the racist and prejudiced people out there
Have fun with your heads up your asses being full of hate and looking for excuses to attack others
26-30, M
9 replies
36 views
Sep 11, 2017
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Education
I finally shut the damn tv off
If I had to watch one more minute of that freaking history channel program I was gonna have a stroke I swear. Someone rub my head for me already.
26-30, M
7 replies
3 views
Sep 8, 2017
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Movies & TV
Don't you hate when you have to fart but you can't seem to fart?
And it just builds up in you making you want to float off into the sky!?
26-30, M
3 replies
7 views
Sep 2, 2017
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Health
Get some pliers and pull out my damn tooth!
It hurts!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
26-30, M
10 replies
18 views
Aug 19, 2017
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Health
My neighbors little kid is playing in their little toy house
Kids are so adorable ๐Ÿ˜‚
26-30, M
4 replies
8 views
Jul 18, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Cops just shot a woman who called them for help
Anyone else not surprised? Is there any cop out there anymore who isn't some violent corrupt asshole who gladly attacks anyone cause they can and does it gleefully?
26-30, M
16 replies
30 views
Jul 17, 2017
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Situations
Any trick to this sleep thing?
I hear good things yet never get it myself apparently.
26-30, M
4 replies
5 views
Jul 17, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Don't you love being so angry you could scream?
Yet you can't go anywhere to escape because everywhere is closed.
26-30, M
7 replies
7 views
Jul 16, 2017
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Work
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