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1st 6 Mths of SW
Stories
5 Stories
Questions
100 Questions
IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Don't you dare let me oversleep
Or Ill will kill your ass to death
26-30, M
5 replies
7 views
12 hrs ago
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Miscellaneous
Why haven't I gona to sleep?
26-30, M
3 replies
4 views
3 days ago
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Miscellaneous
This cheered me up the other day
26-30, M
6 replies
44 views
3 days ago
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Doing Good
Lesson learned
Never use smelling salts to wake yourself up at work unless your about to die. Idk how dexter uses them in that tv show.
26-30, M
3 replies
7 views
4 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I Am Easily Annoyed
I just saw this commercial which they put cheap underwear in a famcy store and said how people were willing to pay a ton for it. Ughhhh first of all, all these damn commercials are stupidly fake, and second all your proving is that people are idiots ...
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26-30, M
4 replies
5 views
4 days ago
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Third shift sucks
I have to go to sleep when I'd rather be doing stuff ๐Ÿ˜‘
26-30, M
8 replies
2 views
Apr 17, 2017
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Work
Figures
Im just getting what sleep I can before work and my landlord takes out his motorcycle for the first time and revs it nonstop ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค
26-30, M
0 replies
1 views
Apr 16, 2017
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Situations
I hate when pepple wink
Online or in person it just annoys the crap out of me
26-30, M
10 replies
16 views
Apr 16, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Rub my tooth
It really hurts!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
26-30, M
10 replies
11 views
Apr 14, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Whats the grossest thing you've ever seen about pizza?
Pictures please. Im trying to ruin pizza for birdy on here now since she ruined ice cream for me.
26-30, M
7 replies
17 views
Apr 14, 2017
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Food
I have all these bumps on my back and side!
Make them go away๐Ÿ˜ญ
26-30, M
7 replies
11 views
Apr 13, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Let me fall back asleep
Im gonna be so damn tired at work if I don't:/
26-30, M
6 replies
5 views
Apr 12, 2017
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Work
There's this weird sore spot on my side that hurts!
Did I get abducted by aliens or something!?
26-30, M
10 replies
15 views
Apr 11, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I Want To Give My Ep Friends Their Own Theme Songs
Nel https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU This song is cute and adorable just like you!
26-30, M
4 replies
5 views
Apr 11, 2017
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I Hate Stupid People
To all the directors out there this is for you morons. Just cause something makes a good video game doesn't mean it would make a good movie. And just because something is a good movie doesn't mean you need to make a tv show of it. Also inst...
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26-30, M
2 replies
8 views
Apr 11, 2017
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Having to fart but not being able to fart when you need to fart is the worst
Ugh its killing me
26-30, M
3 replies
6 views
Apr 10, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Every time I make a depressing question or story I get a new pervert pming me
Is that how you ladies get them or is it just me?
26-30, M
7 replies
13 views
Apr 9, 2017
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Whats the point of anything anymore?
I hate having time to think it makes me depressed
26-30, M
7 replies
13 views
Apr 9, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Im going to sleep now.
Don't do anything interesting for the next 8 hours or so.
26-30, M
4 replies
8 views
Apr 7, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Im so damn sleepy
But I have to go somewhere in an hour so I can't sleep :/
26-30, M
9 replies
7 views
Apr 7, 2017
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