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IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
About Me
Can you go do stuff for me at work?
While I sit in the back eating ice cream cakes and relaxing. It’s to hot out there for me to do anything!
26-30, M
+ 4 2 replies 2 views Jul 28, 2020 |
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How to get on my good side
26-30, M
+ 2 18 replies 28 views Jul 23, 2020 |
I Follow Captainjackass Jackassism
So I’m so used to being stressed
I tried to take the day off from exercise or any stress stuff but got stressed from the fact I wasn’t stressed so now I’m at the gym exercising extra hard. How sad is it that I’m so used to being stressed and exhausted and running around doing stuff ...
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26-30, M
+ 1 2 replies 6 views Jul 11, 2020 |
I Follow Captainjackass Jackassism
I’m sleepy and tired
Can someone pretend to be me for a while?
26-30, M
+ 0 1 reply 2 views Jul 3, 2020 |
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I’m so tired
Ugh I need a vacation!
26-30, M
+ 0 0 replies 2 views Jun 30, 2020 |
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I’ve just spent all day looking into someone who said they had their money stolen from the wallet.
1 DONT WALK AROUND WITH 600$ IN YOUR WALLET 2 DONT TAKE IT OUT AND LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE 3 don’t tel people you found it again without the money but tell them wrong information. I’m tired.
26-30, M
+ 2 1 reply 7 views Jun 28, 2020 |
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I Am Not a Poet But I Think I Write Poems
Her eyes shine with the brilliance of emeralds, her smile pulls on my heart like the morning dew is drawn to the sun. Her strength of will is matched only by her kindness and her beauty is unmatched. My heart throbs with the ache of her as I long to ...
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26-30, M
+ 1 4 replies 4 views Jun 28, 2020 |
I Am Not a Poet But I Think I Write Poems
Why do these damn financial services people have to be so impossible to talk to!?
I’ve been waiting for a damn hour now!
26-30, M
+ 0 4 replies 7 views Jun 26, 2020 |
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A coworker who refuses to come back to work cause “its not safe” is at the gym exercising without a mask on 😑
Yeah it’s not just because he wants to keep getting unemployment or anything 🙄
26-30, M
+ 4 4 replies 9 views Jun 24, 2020 |
Work
Idk how but something got a virus onto my calendar app on my phone
And now every 15 minutes I’m getting the same damn offer for a hooker in my area. This is not how I want to spend my day off from work.
26-30, M
+ 1 16 replies 21 views Jun 24, 2020 |
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Make me go to sleep!
I’m tired but my body refuses to sleep! Do something!
26-30, M
+ 1 2 replies 4 views Jun 24, 2020 |
Health
There’s a crack head in here with several carts of stuff screaming to herself
She just asked a customer to stop following her around. I’m starting to wonder if I should just make her leave already 😑
26-30, M
+ 1 1 reply 3 views Jun 21, 2020 |
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I Am Supporting Ediez Over Come Her Addiction
Momma you really do need help. Riding around in tricycles, going antiques shopping, thinking everything I end up saying is cute and going awwww nonstop. You need help before you turn into a real actual old grandma! I miss the one who would threate...
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26-30, M
+ 2 11 replies 13 views Jun 19, 2020 |
I Am Supporting Ediez Over Come Her Addiction
Some guy just came in trying to deliver a soda to someone who has never worked here
🤔 who actually orders a single soda and nothing else anyways?
26-30, M
+ 1 8 replies 16 views Jun 15, 2020 |
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It’s past midnight and I’m still wide awake.
Make me go to sleep.
26-30, M
+ 2 8 replies 12 views Jun 11, 2020 |
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I Am Supporting Ediez Over Come Her Addiction
I’m not gonna lie every time I see this picture I think of you.
26-30, M
+ 1 13 replies 31 views Jun 4, 2020 |
I Am Supporting Ediez Over Come Her Addiction
I love how apparently the rules don’t apply to some people apparently
And everyones one of those people too 🙄 cause their special or something.
26-30, M
+ 0 4 replies 13 views May 17, 2020 |
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How big of a disaster is it going to be at work tomorrow?
It’s our first day of being open and we’re having a 50% off sale. I’m also the guy dealing with people at the door so I’m probably gonna get infected first.
26-30, M
+ 1 3 replies 8 views May 14, 2020 |
Work
I opened up my window to get some sunlight and fresh air
And the first thing I hear is some trash neighbors screaming at each other from down the street 😑
26-30, M
+ 5 4 replies 8 views May 13, 2020 |
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It’s surprisingly hard not to look at any news
I’ve been trying my best not to see any mews at all for weeks now and it’s surprisingly hard to avoid it and resist the urge to look
26-30, M
+ 2 4 replies 7 views May 3, 2020 |
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