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Captainjackass

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Did you know: Hoover the talking seal

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Hoover was a you g seal pup found by Scottie Dunning in Maine. After finding the mother unfortunately dead he decided to raise it himself and started by putting in the bathtub and feeding it fish which he ate “like a hoover” hence his name. When he... See More »

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What a great deal!

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Day three of not being able to sleep for no apparent reason

4:20 am and still wide awake. Probably slept 6 hours in the last 60. Why is this happening? I took full doses of all my meds like a good boy and yet nothing. I lay here wide awake aching for sleep.

In the event of your death who gets all your swcoins?

Is it in the will or just first come first serve?

Have you ever heard someone stating they don’t want a funeral or anything before they die?

Apparently that bastard was so miserable he didn’t want anything even in death. Seriously you don’t even want to give your relatives a place to mourn? I mean I wasn’t mourning but the others were at least sad by it I guess. Even I want one, granted... See More »

Ran almost nonstop today

I took one brief stop to drink a bit and honestly skipped the last few hundred feet or so at the turn around but I did it nonstop for the first time. This is also without having slept for shit the last two nights too. I also got a text immediately... See More »

Another reason I hate the woods and dark

The "Beast of Bray Road" is the name given to a legendary, large, hairy, wolf-like creature sighted in southern Wisconsin since the 1930s, with a peak in sightings in the 1980s and 1990s in the Elkhorn area. Described as standing 6-7 feet tall, with... See More »

Which one of you was this?

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I’ve slept maybe an hour

Ends up my medication is indeed the one reason I can sleep at night. I cut it in half and was up all night tossing and turning. Now Im awake and dealing with these god damn flies returning. Seriously where do flies come from? They just appear out of... See More »

Can’t sleep been up all night

Sing me a lullaby and tell me it will be alright.

A group of people who share a dark secret. One of them turns up dead and everyone suspects it was one of the others who killed him because he was gonna blab. They have to find out the culprit while at the same time suspecting each other. It’s only a... See More »

This is what happens when Im up on time

I went to the gym and then went shopping where I bought only healthy food. I even got the dishes done. Now if Artemis would only stop driving me insane. Also my stickers arrived

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When I die of a stroke in the next few days

Know Artemis caused it. She keeps trying to get outside and I keep yelling at her to stop and forcing her away from the window. No wonder my cortisol levels are so crazy.

Apparently I have low cortisol levels

According to the tests I took my levels started off normal and then went super low. This explains my stress levels I guess. Unless it doesn’t, idk anymore what anything means. I’ve barely been awake and Im already stressed.

For my potato friend

@BittersweetPotato you’re definitely SpongeBob. You have a can do positive attitude and are a big goof. Admittedly you are quite angrier than him but usually only at @Degbeme who is the grumpy squidward.

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Why does everyone want me to be social?

I was forced to talk to two relatives this week and both insisted I take college courses in person. Why do I have to be super social and take classes that way? Just because thats how they did it and they’re such successes after all. Whats wrong with... See More »

Bunch of slackers

I really need to get to studying.

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What are some healthy snacks?

I love snacks but I need to be healthy. This time I mean it dammit. Why are all snack foods unhealthy dammit?

I still don’t know what new criticism theory is

The chapter on it doesn’t once say what it is about, or at least not in a way that is understandable. I even googled it and still don’t understand what it is. How the hell am I supposed to pass this class if this is what its like?... See More »

A school district in my state doesn’t have the funds to stay open

Meanwhile they’re giving millions in breaks to the rich people in my state. 1600 kids can’t go to school now until they deal with this. They’re getting a loan but they have to cut 19 teachers and extra curricula actives from the school. Our... See More »

Kill me now please

My new classes are introduction to philosophy and literary theory. Both are absolutely bullshit, I have learned nothing from either of them so far after reading numerous chapters. I have literally yelled because it’s so frustrating. Philosophy has... See More »

Slow but steady

I ran the entire mile almost nonstop. I had to take a short break 3/4ths of the way for a minute and a few micro stops to take a sip of water but I guess I am improving. However Im still gaining weight 😑 Im up in the last few months from 180 to... See More »

My laptop didn’t charge last night

So now I have to wait ages while it charges. The only charger I have is incredibly slow so I can’t be on it while it’s charging.

Would you still talk to me if I was Amish?

Im seriously considering doing it just to escape everything. I can’t take this world.

My cats gonna give me a stroke

I swear to god if she doesn’t stop chasing shit around and destroying everything Im gonna tie her up.

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