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Captainjackass

26-30, M

874 views · 20 followers · Online: Recently (date?)

IM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU

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2 Yrs Active

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1st 6 Mths of SW

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5000 Comments

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250 Questions

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Why do I have to have idiots for coworkers?

I sometimes wonder if it’s just me who attracts them but I always get stuck working with the stupidest people 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Can you be me for a little while?

I just need a break from me.

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Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a bathroom.

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How do you explain to your kids xmas is ruined?

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When taking pills you but off amazon do your research first.

Lesson learned.

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How much of a loser are you that you think you’re to cool to wear a seatbelt?

Oh I’d rather not wear a device that’s meant to save my life in an accident. So instead I want to be cool and get severely injured from a minor fender bender. God I hate people who do that. 😡🤬😑

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I’m feeling crappy so cheer me up

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Make me relax somehow

My backs so tense I can actually feel it hurt from it. And don’t tell me just to smoke weed or something.

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In a decade who do think would play trump in a movie?

My votes for john goodman in a fat suit

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Ugh I’m sore from a day of hard work.

Rub my back for me.

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Comment and Ill do and say nothing about it

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Why did I just read about giant snake sightings before going to sleep?

Wtf is wrong with me?

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So entertain me until Im not anymore

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I just got blocked by a fake profile for calling them a stupid fake profile.

🤣🤣🤣 this had made my day.

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Comment on here and I’ll tell you how stupid you are.

You stupidhead.

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Gun nuts go crazy on you if you say anything anti gun at all.

Apparently if you use assault rifle as a generic term thats a big no no for them.

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I can’t sleep because my throats bothering me nonstop

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I’m looking for a man for my friend birdy!

Must be a decent person and not a serial killer. Men with beards are welcome to apply.

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Why is it so hard to fill out any information on a profile?

Oh you love the outdoors... wtf is anyone supposed to do with that? I’m not even talking about the obviously fake profiles either.

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Dating & Relationships

I think selah died

After sitting on that bath bomb a day ago! She really needs to be more careful!

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