Captainjackass

How did you know it was a potato birthday?

Here you go bro I don’t think I’ve ever sent you a gift yet

Thanks lovely not me the little one!

Here. Have cake

I found it in the washing machine , have a cat

Thanks buddy all good! Xx

May I add you😊

Don't make me hug you brat

Morning buddy xxx

Hello sweetness xx

you're a softy and you know it

Hope things get better soon🙏

Couldn't find a sword.

Thanks for being cool

Happy spudmas to you! Hope you enjoyed a potato free dinner!

A few more of these and definitely, lol. Thank you.

Happy Christmas beautiful soul. Will see you again soon I’m sure xxx

Thank you friendy you’re so sweet!

You don't get to choose...a gift it is

Thank you buddy!!
Here’s some gold for those teeth 😬😃

Thanks my sweet!!
I’m spikey like this pineapple! 😃

Love ya-here’s some luck for you xx

You’re such a sweetheart even if you pretend you’re an (itchy) arsehole!!💜💜😅

Is that a fetish?!!

Happy New Year x

hope u feel better soon

I wish you peace and comfort this Christmas. 🎁🎄

It’s big enough! 😌

For you

😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍❤️

Happy Halloween my friend!!