I bought my daughters a hamster each, to make them happy. But one killed and ate the other, and now there’s tears and screaming.I’m going to the pub. I plan on staying there until it’s time to go to work on Monday. Oh and one hamster ate another, not one daughter ate the other. Let’s be nice and clear.
Did I ever tell you about the time I tamed a wild boar that had been ravaging an entire town for decades?
Backyard Wild KingdomMe: Pablo, don't get so close. You're freaking me out! Pablo: How did you know my name is Pablo?
I got up to get something to wipe Maple’s post-dinner floor messand when I came back she had found and opened her bag of papaya and was eating it
Is it reincarnation?It's 12 midnight, I went out because the dogs were barking. In front of my gate, there he was... I suddenly remembered my 6 year old dog that passed away in March 2024. Same fur patterns. He might have missed me from the rainbow bridge... his... See More » (+1)
Doesn't it seem so sad that the list of exotic pets one can have is shrinking?Before one could have lions, tigers, elephants in the private land. Nowadays every single human-animal contact is vilified. Why? I'm asking a serious question. This world for humans and children especially seems so dull, we are denied the rights to... See More »