PoetryNEmotion · F
Many things. Many.
The joy I get at finding epsom salts on sale.
The discovery of darker hair on my chin and around my mouth.
The inability to spring out of bed most days.
The fact that I can see myself retiring in the nearer future.
Shopkeepers or salespeople calling me Ma'am.
Using seat warmers to warm me up at the end of a winter night shift.
Putting extra things in place to prevent falls for my partner and for me around my home.
Lifting up my glasses to squint at tiny printing even though I have worn glasses since a child.
Those are just a few.
PS. I am trying to get a nice non-sticky frying pan for weeks now with my free grocery points. They are hard to locate now.
PPS. You are a young lady. Older is not a word you use at your age to describe yourself.
The joy I get at finding epsom salts on sale.
The discovery of darker hair on my chin and around my mouth.
The inability to spring out of bed most days.
The fact that I can see myself retiring in the nearer future.
Shopkeepers or salespeople calling me Ma'am.
Using seat warmers to warm me up at the end of a winter night shift.
Putting extra things in place to prevent falls for my partner and for me around my home.
Lifting up my glasses to squint at tiny printing even though I have worn glasses since a child.
Those are just a few.
PS. I am trying to get a nice non-sticky frying pan for weeks now with my free grocery points. They are hard to locate now.
PPS. You are a young lady. Older is not a word you use at your age to describe yourself.
WindTherapy · 56-60, M
Watching a show last night with my wife. The scene is where a new GF walks in to the guys place with take-out food. They immediately start undressing themselves (for more adventurous times). My wife and I just looked at each other and ask "what about the food?". 🤦🏻♂ 🤣
Punches · 46-50, F
@WindTherapy I wonder if it was baconator meals from Wendy's.
Do they not realize the fries will get cold?
Do they not realize the fries will get cold?
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@WindTherapy That is so annoying 🤦♀ Sex or food. But not both at the same time.
WindTherapy · 56-60, M
@Punches Actually it was supposed to be some fantastic fried chicken if I recall correctly. Maybe they didn't want to have greasy fingers?
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
Lol thats cute and adorable. I'm a nurse and one of my client's bed keeps locking and won't work at times, just bending all day, my back reminded me just how old i am. And it snowed here and in winter my body just aches sometimes in the morning. So i have to take arthritis meds sometimes. I'm no spring chicken 🐔
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Posts by people less than half my age that say how old they feel. 🙃
They get over it oh so quickly.
Try to remember a time when you were very young and a day seemed like forever. Situations seemed so long in that moment. You couldn't wait for the moment to end.
Your perspective to a older person is very similar. A day becomes an eye blink. A week becomes like just yesterday. A month becomes a few days ago..
Events happen and it's all over before you know it even happened. 😞
They get over it oh so quickly.
Try to remember a time when you were very young and a day seemed like forever. Situations seemed so long in that moment. You couldn't wait for the moment to end.
Your perspective to a older person is very similar. A day becomes an eye blink. A week becomes like just yesterday. A month becomes a few days ago..
Events happen and it's all over before you know it even happened. 😞
JamesBugman · 56-60, T
@DeWayfarer This is directly related to those morning and afternoon naps I think.. or maybe it is the decreased memory capacity or the daily routine of things, but yea, as you get older the days fly by.
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@JamesBugman has more to do with the rate of change cells changes at any given point of time in the life cycle.
You don't heal as quickly later in life either. Your whole bodies cells rate growth slows down. You loose hair even the older you get.
Everything is slower the older anyone is.
Look how quickly a baby grows. It's growing in overtime even as it sleeps. Even faster as a fetus in the womb.
In nine months a fetus grows from two cells weighing 2 nanograms to an average weight of 6 pounds. Some smaller some bigger. Yet the growth rate varies in every fetus.
Pure speculation yet I suspect you could determine anyones natural life expectancy just by the various rates of change, if they actually would keep records on that from a fetus to adulthood.
It wasn't possible until the latest scanning imagery machines.
Now they can even see the internal organs of a fetus as it grows in the womb. From a week after conception onwards.
You don't heal as quickly later in life either. Your whole bodies cells rate growth slows down. You loose hair even the older you get.
Everything is slower the older anyone is.
Look how quickly a baby grows. It's growing in overtime even as it sleeps. Even faster as a fetus in the womb.
In nine months a fetus grows from two cells weighing 2 nanograms to an average weight of 6 pounds. Some smaller some bigger. Yet the growth rate varies in every fetus.
Pure speculation yet I suspect you could determine anyones natural life expectancy just by the various rates of change, if they actually would keep records on that from a fetus to adulthood.
It wasn't possible until the latest scanning imagery machines.
Now they can even see the internal organs of a fetus as it grows in the womb. From a week after conception onwards.
Punches · 46-50, F
I had to go to the ER yesterday for some severe jaw pain.
Anyways so as I walk down the hall to a room, I did not see even ONE medical professional that looked older than my own son.
Even my own dentist is "old" but not as old as me.
Anyways so as I walk down the hall to a room, I did not see even ONE medical professional that looked older than my own son.
Even my own dentist is "old" but not as old as me.
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
I am a grandmother to 4 kid's.
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
Aside from having to keep reminding myself to keep an upright posture and not shuffle, the primary thing is to realize that my typing no longer keeps up with my thinking and when I discover I left out words or things got slewed I blame it all on AI and auto-correct. Then again, on second thought, I think AI is responsible for most. Its vocabulary is not as large.
Rambler · 61-69, M
At this point the things/thoughts are not so subtle. I wish I could feel good like I did when I was 50, i.e. young.
OogieBoogie · F
A few years back i noticd that i was starting to find silver hair attractive.
Which was odd, as i never thought so before. Ive always had a penchant for red heads and dark hair.
So that's definitely got to be an age related thing.
Which was odd, as i never thought so before. Ive always had a penchant for red heads and dark hair.
So that's definitely got to be an age related thing.
I've started doing puzzles 😭
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@MarbleMarvel Love me some puzzles
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CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Realizing that kids turning 18 this year were born in the year when I was already pretty active on social media sites. 😬
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
This is random and has nothing to do with the post but your username is so cute 😭😭
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@TurtlePink Thanks. I’m a fan of turtles myself 🐢
YoMomma ·
The toddlers i used to carry around are married with children already.. sigh
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@YoMomma But what a blessing family is 😊
YoMomma ·
@Lotsofberries agreed 😊
Lugwho · 61-69, M
Visiting garden centres
Lugwho · 61-69, M
@Lotsofberries I'm more interested in the cakes in the cafe 😆
PoetryNEmotion · F
@Lugwho Anyone of any age can love visiting garden centres!
Lugwho · 61-69, M
@PoetryNEmotion of course they can, it's just used as a bit of a joke
greensnacks · F
Going home.
JamesBugman · 56-60, T
My dog started running and I had a hard time keeping up.
3Dogmatic · 46-50, M
Having to squint to read the instructions on a box…
meggie · F
I have my first ever pair of slippers
NerdyPotato · M
I can't move without making sound effects.
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@NerdyPotato Oh yeah. The old creaky knees followed by “oof!”
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
The wife announcing that we only have another 10 years to live so we have to basically get rid of everything that proves we ever existed in this life.
Wait —is that "subtle?"
Wait —is that "subtle?"
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@DunningKruger She sounds like an optimist 😅
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@Lotsofberries Not the word I would use.
I mean, she monopolizes all my time so I have no time to do anything on my own, but then she complains that I never use my PlayStation, so we should get rid of it.
Is that a sign of getting old?
I mean, she monopolizes all my time so I have no time to do anything on my own, but then she complains that I never use my PlayStation, so we should get rid of it.
Is that a sign of getting old?
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@DunningKruger Maybe use the PlayStation and when she complains say she’s old so she wouldn’t understand these newfangled contraptions?
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Being appreciative when a Christmas present does turn out to be a pair of socks.
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
Yep. And sales at the grocery store.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
A make groaning noises when I get up out of bed or out of a chair.
I don't know who modern pop stars are or what they sing..and I don't care.
I don't know who modern pop stars are or what they sing..and I don't care.
bugeye · 26-30, F
i found myself making references to movies OLDER then the person im making them to. ... and that's just depressing.
IamBack · 31-35, M
Haha trying not think imma be 34 so, nothing so far
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
I look forward to have my 2-3 cuppa coffee everyday 😒
Adrift · 61-69, F
Thats just growing up.
Getting old is when you rust and your wheels start falling off.
Getting old is when you rust and your wheels start falling off.
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
I still quote movies from the 1920's
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@pancakeslam I love old black and white films
*checks age range*. *Laughs quietly and slinks away*
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@dirge 😂 maybe I’m being a little premature. But still. Colleagues I have don’t know what cassette tapes are and I’m scared
@Lotsofberries there's always that problem. There are still a few people older than me that will give "wait till you..." Responses to my complaints. I suppose aging and realizing it are never fun.
ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 51-55, M
I was about 30 and a teen identified as a pimp. In my day it was a mild insult
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
For me it’s no longer being excited about birthdays, mine was recently and I wasn’t excited at all about it
Punches · 46-50, F
@Moneyonmymind Wait till your 40'th and you think, "How the h3ll did this happen?"
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
@Punches I’ll be there in about 6 years yay 🙃
exexec · 70-79, C
Nothing subtle. Every body part screams, "You're old!"
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@exexec “Old but gold” or something to that effect
exexec · 70-79, C
@Lotsofberries Absolutely!!
You got excited over a pan? It has teflon
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@req89hikowquou But it was a pretty colour and I don’t have to scrape goop from it 🥺
redredred · M
Muzak has gotten better