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If a crazed shooter is prejudiced against black people then why did he write the N word on his gun?

isn't that like naming your dog after someone you hate?

when do you put your garden veggies in the ground?

Dave Chappelle may face civil suit after being attacked on stage

So some rapist murderer jumps out at me from behind some bushes and tries to tackle me, i then knock him down and punch him several times. and maybe i kick him while he is down. should i then be sued? i don't think so

Venus and Jupiter Planetary Conjunction

Did anyone see it? this morning was supposed to be the best time. it is cloudy and raining here

So I just finished my course at the Norman Bates School of Motel Management ...

Would anyone like to be my first guinea pigs...i mean, guests? There aren't alot of holes in the walls. I covered most of them with pictures. You can help me change the sheets if you get bored. There's always milk and sandwiches available a...

this one makes me laugh out loud...numero seis

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

Number five joke

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

#4 humorous bit

Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual” he replied.

#3 funny funny funny

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

#2 joke for today

I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

#1 joke of all time

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go...

Is it me, or do you also think about having a time machine just so you could go back in time to eat at restaurants when they were good?

Name a millennial that is funny...

i was discussing with someone how the idea of humor is drastically different from what older people think is funny.

Why are people blaming Chris Pratt for the actions of a church he defended?

I don't think every Christian in the world should lose their jobs because of all of the heinous acts that a huge percentage of Christians have committed.

Why would someone get snarky about Steve Martin performing "King tut" on SNL?

He is one of the funniest stand up comedians i have ever seen and his new show is great. I guess youngsters don't get it. i love his banjo playing too

what would you change about yourself physically if you could change just one thing?

Is there a place where you can go to diet and exercise without going anywhere?

Someone could have made a killing if they had a drill sergeant app for exercise and dieting during the pandemic. charge a small fee and e-mail when it is time to exercise (when you can) and what exercises to do and when and what to eat. "Now i...

So is it true that this site is being merged somehow with Facebook?

i don't want to be on here anymore if it is true. i cancelled my Facebook because weirdos were figuring out where i was

Who do you contact if people have destroyed your life?

Russian attack on railway station in eastern Ukraine leaves dozens dead

I am looking for the best mystery thriller movies that i can stream....hmmm?

nothing beats it for a rainy afternoon

They are voting on Jackson today...

better let her in, especially after that comical and embarrassing line of questioning

I think there is no excuse for Will Smith's behavior last nite

he should have gotten in front of Chris Rock and embarrassed him for being such a shit for making fun of a woman with alopecia. instead he got all violent and it ruined the evening

So, what do you think will happen next?

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