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*slutty farmer??? 馃
iamonfire69641-45, F Best Comment
Whoreish 5p Carrier Bag
BlondilyF
@iamonfire696 I thought it was hilarious 馃ぃ
iamonfire69641-45, F
@Blondily So did I lol
TeslinM
@iamonfire696 Happy birthday month 馃槉

poisonouscupcake22-25, F
sexy meatpie馃ゲ
StraylightF
@poisonouscupcake New username. 馃槀
NativePortlander51-55
@poisonouscupcake But you're a cupcake 馃
poisonouscupcake22-25, F
@CountScrofula WELL FUCK ME FOR THINKING YOU ALL CALLED ME PERFECT ANGEL BABY INNOCENT LOVELY PRINCESS
StraylightF
Sexy whore. 馃槕
deadgerbil22-25, M
StraylightF
@deadgerbil I didn鈥檛 make the chart! 馃槅
Iwantyourhotwife22-25
@Straylight they gotchu messed up gurl ;-;
lost21346-50, M
SEXY TAMPON!!馃槺
BlondilyF
@lost213 Oh geez...sorry about that! 馃槼
Adogslife61-69, M
@lost213 Exact same! Yuck.
lost21346-50, M
@Adogslife does that make us a gruesome twosome? 馃槀馃槀
deadgerbil22-25, M
Whoreish dick pic
deadgerbil22-25, M
@Straylight [i]hey can you look at the weird rash on my dick? I need another opinion [/i]
basilfawlty8931-35, M
@Straylight it's like a normal dick pic, but with a pope hat on.
StraylightF
@deadgerbil And how did you get a rash there? 馃え
@basilfawlty89 It kinda has one already. 馃
Iwantyourhotwife22-25
A sexy sexy

Makes perfect sense
StraylightF
@Iwantyourhotwife Better than mine!
Iwantyourhotwife22-25
@Straylight ngl, they did you dirty
StraylightF
@Iwantyourhotwife I got the worst one!
thepropulsivepanda31-35, M
A sexy tramp. 馃
thepropulsivepanda31-35, M
@Blondily Two words I've never been described with for sure. 馃槀
BlondilyF
@thepropulsivepanda Im sure there are 1 or 2 sexy tramps somewhere in the world. 馃
thepropulsivepanda31-35, M
@Blondily At least! 馃
OntheroadM
Hahaha! A Whoreish Pigs head! 馃槙
BlondilyF
@Ontheroad Im so sorry. Maybe try a different one!馃槸
TexChikF
Now how can a lamppost be sexy? 馃し馃徎鈥嶁檧锔
@TexChik there鈥檚 one lamppost in my neighborhood I can鈥檛 walk past without getting aroused by it鈥檚 curves
TexChikF
@Ghostinthemachine 馃槼鈥 alrighty then ! 馃槀
TexChikF
@Straylight Those I got. 馃槍馃槍馃槍
AlienFoxF
Dirty Mary Berry
BlondilyF
@AlienFox Is she? Never heard of her before!
AlienFoxF
@Blondily me neither lol I googled it thinking it would be something dirty
BlondilyF
@AlienFox hahaha
I thought it was someone evil! lol
DunningKruger61-69, M
A sultry biscuit.
DunningKruger61-69, M
@Blondily Wholesome buttery goodness.
StraylightF
@DunningKruger New username!
DunningKruger61-69, M
@Straylight "Hi, everyone! I'm Wholesome Buttery Goodness, but you can call me Whole Butt."
Sexy Mary Berry鈥ounds about right
BlondilyF
@Ghostinthemachine It just looked so yummy..I couldn't resist!馃構
@Blondily understandable鈥s long as you don鈥檛 have cooties 馃
BlondilyF
@Ghostinthemachine No I do not give shelter to bugs!!!馃槻
CrystalSkullF
Seductive Facebook? Really!!1 better than tampon I guess.
BlondilyF
@CrystalSkull Well thats a new one for me too! lol
Sexy sexy 馃
BlondilyF
@mindstruggle For sure! 馃槈
StraylightF
@mindstruggle That鈥檚 sexy. 馃檭
NativePortlander51-55
Sexy radiator? 馃槼馃槵馃槺
BlondilyF
@NativePortlander Well what can I say? 馃ぃ
NativePortlander51-55
@Blondily 馃し鈥嶁檧锔
StraylightF
@NativePortlander [media=https://youtu.be/QKfTFne_vJQ]
KeeperM
I'm such a Sexy Banker 馃
BlondilyF
@Keeper Well thats not too bad really!
WanderlustCat36-40, M
Kinda amazing how people guard their personal information until you turn it into a game and they will disclose pretty much anything.
BlondilyF
@WanderlustCat Great observation!馃槅
WanderlustCat36-40, M
@Blondily not so much an observation. Information access and security is what people pay me to do.
spjennifer56-60, T
@WanderlustCat Then there are those of us who know better and didn't give in to the temptation. I never use my real DOB online, well except for the month which is pretty generic.
HumanEarth51-55, M
I'm a sexy Volkswagen


Funny thing is, the Beetle is one of my favorite cars
BlondilyF
@HumanEarth I luv it! Sleek and sexy!
HumanEarth51-55, M
@Blondily

Hahaha

To bad its not mine, it just happen to find the photo on-line
BlondilyF
@HumanEarth Wish it was mine too! Its beautiful!
smiler201256-60
{@blondily] 馃槅sexy bumbag lol
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nedkelly61-69, M
@Blondily He is a Liverpool supporter - that would be a compliment
smiler201256-60
@Blondily馃槅whatever i do not mind
YnotjennF
Slutty Mary Berry! 馃し馃徎鈥嶁檧锔忦煠 Not sure wtf that is 馃ぃ
BlondilyF
@Ynotjenn Neither do I!
caPnAhab26-30, M
sexy sexy?

Yawn. I wanted a sammich
BlondilyF
@caPnAhab Then go make yourself one! lol
caPnAhab26-30, M
@Blondily I will! Thank you very much!
Canuckle51-55, M
Poor fellow with a December 28th birthday. 馃槀
BlondilyF
@Canuckle Some people have all the luck!
dancingtongue80-89, M
Sultry Bumbag. Nailed it!!
BlondilyF
@dancingtongue Could have been worse! lol
BLP1152061-69, M
Sultry Facebook
BlondilyF
@BLP11520 The sultry part doesn't sound so bad! lol
Lilred228931-35, F
Sexy cake
BlondilyF
@Lilred2289 You got a good one! lol
Lilred228931-35, F
@Blondily thanks! Def better than 鈥榳horish lamppost鈥 馃ぃ
TeslinM
Sexy Bumbag !!
BlondilyF
@Teslin If you think it fits you then great!
smiler201256-60
@Teslin lol you must have the same birthday as i have december twentieth
AbbySvenzF
鈥 鈥渟exy meat pie鈥濃? 馃え
calicuz51-55, M
Sexy Hamster? 馃 馃ぃ
BlondilyF
@calicuz I don't know if they are sexy but they are cute!
LilymoonF
Sexy tramp 馃槄
BlondilyF
@Lilymoon But its not true! lol
WillaKissing56-60
Seductive-Banker
WillaKissing56-60
@Blondily I love that!
BlondilyF
@WillaKissing Me too. Luv being in a forest. Its rejuvenating. I envy your hobby!
WillaKissing56-60
@Blondily Thank you.
Sexy dic pic
BlondilyF
@V00doo A good thing, right? lol
@Blondily I have a few I choose for reference
@V00doo
[media=https://youtu.be/cKi5C6eYqKo]
I'm going as a toaster馃う馃徎鈥嶁檪锔
BlondilyF
@SethGreene531 You need serious remodeling, toaster guy! lol
@Blondily sigh... I'm just not Halloween material 馃様
BlondilyF
@SethGreene531 Yes you are because no one has ever dressed up for Halloween as a broken down toaster. Kudos to you for trying! 馃憤馃徎馃憤馃徎馃憤馃徎
spjennifer56-60, T
Whoreish Smart Car, WTF??? 馃樀鈥嶐煉
spjennifer56-60, T
@Blondily Maybe one of those silly ones with the big eyelashes and some junk in the trunk? 馃お
BlondilyF
@spjennifer That would work! 馃ぃ
spjennifer56-60, T
@Blondily I saw a pink one like that a couple of years ago, young blonde girl was driving it too, sure made me laugh 馃お
SalttyDawg70-79, M
Slutty farmer and a dirty farmer turn the dirt into mud 馃槢
BlondilyF
@SalttyDawg Two peas in a pod I guess! lol
Dawgsfan341-45, M
Whoreish sandwich
Dawgsfan341-45, M
@Blondily Good question 馃槢
BlondilyF
@Dawgsfan3 I still dont know...do you??
Dawgsfan341-45, M
@Blondily It鈥檚 a mystery 馃榾
XDHyperGirlXD131-35, F
Sexy volkswagen 馃憖
XDHyperGirlXD131-35, F
@Blondily boys will love me being the sexest car on the market 馃槀
BlondilyF
@XDHyperGirlXD1 For sure!
XDHyperGirlXD131-35, F
@Blondily lol 馃き
DiegoWolfe36-40
Seductive bungalow???
DiegoWolfe36-40
@Blondily i was sort of thinking it was 鈥渄ress like Leisure Suit Larry鈥 sort of costume????
BlondilyF
@DiegoWolfe I like sexy digs better. lol
DiegoWolfe36-40
@Blondily KK i will dress like a Hawt AF lounge chair, and some SEXY drapes
Uncfred61-69, M
Seductive lamppost?? Naa, never been seductive.
BlondilyF
@Uncfred Never say never! lol
@Blondily * waits for @deadgerbil to make a Jew joke *
deadgerbil22-25, M
@Chernobylplaygrounds [media=https://instagram.com/Cuvobg4tfOJ]
@deadgerbil classic Borat
MyNameIsHurl41-45, F
Sexy Immigrant
BlondilyF
@MyNameIsHurl Nice one!
MyNameIsHurl41-45, F
@Blondily I think I could pull that off hahaha. Although I think sexy Halloween costumes are stupid, they're supposed to be scary
BlondilyF
@MyNameIsHurl Thats true but it ended up becoming a weird fetish holiday!馃槣
TrashCatM
Sexy Tampon?! WTF馃樁
BlondilyF
@TrashCat Going by your name I'm guessing it was found in the trash? lol
Sorry about that! 馃槩
pride4926-30, M
@TrashCat sexy enema more like xD
TrashCatM
@pride49 Two words I never want to see in a sentence 馃槀
novaguy2u70-79, M
Seductive house brick. 馃ぃ
BlondilyF
@novaguy2u whatever the hell that is! lol
novaguy2u70-79, M
@Blondily If I can figure it out, I'll let you know! 馃ぃ
BlondilyF
@novaguy2u please do! 馃槈
*slutty farmer???? really puts the 馃 there for you 馃き
BlondilyF
@thewindupbirdchronicles I know, I was surprised by that one! lol
Bignakedguy31-35, M
Sultry Donald trump

I hate it lol
BlondilyF
@Bignakedguy omg...sorry! 馃槖
Sexy lamp post.. just my luck
calicuz51-55, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout

Could've been worse. 馃し鈥嶁檪锔

GeorgeTBH31-35, M
Sultry dick pic 馃槀
BlondilyF
@GeorgeTBH Geez thats a funny one! 馃槅
GeorgeTBH31-35, M
@Blondily i agree 馃槀
akindheart61-69, F
sultry spoon?
BlondilyF
@akindheart Funny but better than mine! 馃槅
akindheart61-69, F
@Blondily we all need a laugh today. thank you!
BlondilyF
@akindheart You're welcome!
Sexy house brick


Make it make sense..
BlondilyF
@Venturist Thats a good one! lol
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
Sexy Cake
BlondilyF
@HoraceGreenley Wonder what was put on it?
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
@Blondily I glazed it
BlondilyF
@HoraceGreenley I'll bet you did 馃き
StarLily51-55, F
Dirty Bungalow 馃
StarLily51-55, F
Maybe??馃き
BlondilyF
@StarLily I've seen worse! lol

 
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