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Men are happiest when they are . . . . . ?

Complete the statement.
Primnproper56-60, F
Watching football with a beer in one hand and the controls in the other! 馃榿
HumanEarth56-60, F
Be back In 10 minutes
whowasthatmaskedman70-79, M
@IronHamster I am not a sports fan. But I confess to taking more interest watching the women rugby players than the men..Maybe I am a sports fan after all...馃樂
IronHamster56-60, M
@whowasthatmaskedman I believe the only sports men should be interested in are women's beach volleyball and women's tennis, but I can definitely understand the appeal of women's Rugby.
NimbusM
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Basic but accurate 馃槅
AbbeyRhodeF
Loved and appreciated.
IronHamster56-60, M
@AbbeyRhode I'm going to say, "wanted." There's a distinction. Love is a self-defeating emotion which places the needs of the loved over the needs of the lover. Men don't get that in adulthood. In society, we are expendable. Love is for women, children, and pets.
AbbeyRhodeF
@IronHamster It is sad how society has objectified women and devalued men. But some people do see past the cold and shallow facade of society. I love and cherish my man, and I wish for love for you.
scorpiolovedeep46-50, M
Best comment.


@AbbeyRhode
In front of TV watching football with their friends, drinking beer 鈥.

Note: if only their favorite team has not lost 1 - 0 to Arsenal
samueltyler280-89, M
@Soossie i am not a big beer fan.
PatKirbyM
@Soossie

Not football but still...

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@PatKirby

Football or basketball 鈥 the sport is besides the point 馃槅
I'm not most men but for me personally I'm happiest when having my morning coffee, praying and reading the Bible 馃槍
NimbusM
Eating.
Playing with their vehicles.
Having sex.
Some watch sports.
Playing with their kids.
Spending time with those they love.
TakeCare8736-40, M
Among good friends
NimbusM
@TakeCare87 In the pub, aye! ;)
WillaKissing56-60
Sexually satisfied.
Family made satisfied.
Career and retirement satisfied.
And relationship satisfied.
WillaKissing56-60
@Nimbus Thank you.
IronHamster56-60, M
@WillaKissing Accurate. Balls empty, belly and wallet full.
WillaKissing56-60
@IronHamster I meant family satisfied as in kids fed and all needs met, not a full belly myself. Otherwise, I agree 100% with you.
sladejr56-60, M
Balls drained holding a beer (or whiskey)
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HumanEarth56-60, F
Men are happiest when they are in pretty dress and getting a blowjob from a loved one
NimbusM
@HumanEarth 馃憤
Torsten36-40, M
@HumanEarth what kind of men do you associate with? haha
Matt8536-40, M
There's different types of gratification so this is tricky....But most of all, I think when he has his soulmate in his heart and knows she's his.
calicuz51-55, M
About to "get some." 馃槑
NimbusM
@calicuz I'm not arguing ;)
A woman they like surprises them with an expected good meal or good sexual flash
Anniedlr26-30, F
Pissed 馃槀馃槀
NimbusM
@Anniedlr As in 'American' angry or English drunk? ;)
Anniedlr26-30, F
@Nimbus English 馃槀馃槀
NimbusM
@Anniedlr Naturally ;)
meggieF
At the football and their team wins
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whowasthatmaskedman70-79, M
Allowed to be boys..馃樂
NimbusM
@whowasthatmaskedman Yes, happy days ;)
ShadowDancer41-45, M
On vacation
JustafantasyM
Looking at something they shouldn't, whether other women, or parts for whatever the hobby is they can't afford
whowasthatmaskedman70-79, M
@Justafantasy And if only they had stayed single they could have afforded it all馃樂
JustafantasyM
@whowasthatmaskedman sounds like you're speaking from experience??
whowasthatmaskedman70-79, M
@Justafantasy 50 years this year...And still hoping for parole....馃樂
Picklebobble256-60, M
Knee deep in.....

1.Car engine parts.

2.River water with a catch at the end of the line.

3.Empty beer cans watching the game.
NimbusM
@Picklebobble2 Phewwww, that was a close one ;)
Picklebobble256-60, M
@Nimbus Yes it kinda gets a bit x-rated after that 馃ぃ
smiler201256-60
@Nimbus 馃at a football match maybe you and ned being manchester united fans maybe an exception to that rule the last few seasons nimby lol 馃槅
NimbusM
@smiler2012 Next season will be better ;)
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Thodsis51-55, M
...Not trying to be manly.
sladejr56-60, M
@Thodsis

Shouting 'Come on. Get in!'

That's for her to yell at the man!
Thodsis51-55, M
@sladejr Because his 'team' has lost and he's feeling limp...
sladejr56-60, M
@Thodsis For whatever reason. Maybe he just saw Rosie O'Donnell
4meAndyouF
True to themselves, and well balanced in their lives.
exexec61-69, C
The happiest day I've had in a long time was yesterday on the golf course with my buddy. It was my first time out after surgery five weeks ago. I really enjoyed it.
exexec61-69, C
@samueltyler2 I had L2/L3 and L4/L5 posterior spinal decompression and it went well. I plan to keep hitting it softly for a while. No drives for weeks. I am mowing the lawn and doing other things.
samueltyler280-89, M
@exexec unfortunately, my neurosurgeon was afraid that with just decompression,naka disk surgery and spinal luminal widening, my back would be too unstable, so he put in 2 rods and 9 screws. I am better, but there is still limitations and pain.
exexec61-69, C
@samueltyler2 I was fortunate to not need any fusion or other actions for stability. I know that I tend to rush things, so I'm trying to take it easy..
FairydustF
Playing with their toolbox 馃О馃獩
jackieash26-30
pissed as newts
NimbusM
@jackieash That too! :)
Torsten36-40, M
away from their significant other
Sequoia5170-79, M
Satisfied
Receiving a BJ from their special someone knowing sex is next
Not answering questions
Ugh鈥鈥檓 so miserable as I type this 馃槴
Havesomefun256-60, M
Watching football and watching football oh maybe a few cans
Justmeraeagain56-60, F
Sure their significant other needs them and appreciates them.
Umile41-45, F
Content
PatKirbyM
Meditating.
OogieBoogieF
...right ?馃
NimbusM
@OogieBoogie Yea, many do!
LilnonamesF
Right once out of a1000
@Lilnonames I would settle for once in my life. 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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NimbusM
@AndysLoft That too! ;)

 
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