Hi Everyone, J. Biden here. I just want you to know that I went over to see Donald today and we had a really nice chat. We had a game of pool andI won but he beat me at snakes and ladders. We had couple of beers and were about to go down to the bar but it was then the Kamala came in...She had some beers and a roasting dish full of potatoes au Gratin. Well that was the best damn potatoes au... See More »
Bloody hell, I am lost. Does anyone know the way to San Jose? Just worried that I might go wrong and end up in that brothel againAs a Cardinal it was not a good look.
Creation science 1 on 1. Stars, do they exist? Well, science is divided on the matter, many believe that stars are just chinks of light inthe canopy of the firmament. Most creation Scientists think this is a backward view and that stars are actually purpose built lights in the sky. These lights are huge, some of them as big as planets...Think of our own stars, the moon and the... See More »
Went to a fancy restaurant and tried some 'sushi'...What a bloody con, I took some home with me and heated it up and it tasted just like fishmysterious Japanese food my arse.
Proof of the global flood, if proof were needed. When Sir Hilary Clinton scaled the vast mountain of Everest he found that there were fish bonesand other fish fossils scattered all over the place. I would love to see how the 'flood deniers' could explain these apples. So how did they get there? Looks like 1/0 to creation science.
Have you checked your savings? Someone from the bank just called, said they needed my account number and PIN. I asked what for?It turns out that they need the PIN because the money had been in there so long they needed to clean it to stop it from deteriorating. I managed to get my PIN over to them just in the nick of time, they will be putting the money back in tomorrow.... See More »
Flat Earth and Dome of the Earth proof if proof were needed. What shape is a rainbow, is it a semi circle?Indeed. The rainbow starts in the South of the flat Earth and 'curves' itself around the dome of the Earth and lands in the the North, this forms a 'semi circle' if you will. This This proves that the Earth is flat because if it was not rainbows... See More »
Did you know, 6000 years ago humans were cannonballs and used to eat each other?That must have been awful, having to hide from dinosaurs and other humans.
Do you, like myself only come to SW to witness the heady and intellectual discourse or are you drawn by something else?
Recycling tips. Think your old disposable razor is blunt and useless? Think again, taken down to the kitchen they make topping potato peelers.
My dear Americans, I visited your lovely country last year and my dear wife and I partook in a local fruit that we had never tried beforeIt is not for sale in the UK and we long to try it again and were hoping to export some of these delicious items over here but we are unsure if we would get the market. Struggling to remember the name but it was a very sweet, pulpy fruit with a... See More »
Today there will be an eclipse that will signify the end of the World, 'Cry haddock and release the frogs of war'...the rupture is upon usOh wait, did I miss it, damn...I knew I shouldn't have had that last bottle of cooking wine.
Some people say the Sun and the Moon are quite far away from us but this is not true. Science is divided about the distancebut most believe the moon and the Sun are the same size as each other (this explains lunar and solar eclipses) and that both are around 500 miles away. These same scientists (mostly from the discipline of creation science) have proven that neither... See More »
I have just invented an invention that will turn the toilet and breakfast industries on their heads, big pharma don't want you to know thisbut my new 'toilfast o matic' Will change your life. It consists of a swing out table which sits on top of your lap while you are sitting on the toilet in the morning. On the table you can place a selection of breakfast foods to eat while carrying... See More »
Recycling tips, never throw our old and worn toilet brushes. Simply cut the handle off and give them a new life as potato scrubbers.
Creation or Coincidence. If everything just happened how could we be so lucky? Contained within the firmament (the cover of the Earth)We have the Sun and the moon. The Sun is exactly 500 miles away and gives us heat, it does this because it is made of coal (carbon) and it burns and gives its glow to keep us warm. The moon is 250 miles away and gives us light at night time, the... See More »
Tonight we learned a lesson, when respected creation scientists post proof that the Earth is 6000 years old and flat NASA close thepictures down.
Anyone else having problems with SW? Seems to me NASA, the Illuminati and the Soviet Union have read my young Earth proof andare attempting to shut down the internet in case everyone finds out. The Earth is 6000 years old and flat, follow the science and don't listen....Oh no, they are gaining on me and closing all the pictures down..... Oh no! they have caught up with... See More »
I was having trouble swallowing so I went to the nurse and she told me to masticate for longer, well I was taken abackis that all the younger generation think about these days?
Some so called mainstream scientists think they are more intelligent than creation scientists but they are suffering from Freddy Kruger syndromeThey say the Earth is millions of years old and they can prove it through 'carbolic dating.' So they can prove it using soap eh? Creation science uses facts to prove the age of the Earth. Clearly the Earth is 6000 years old because if it was 12000... See More »
Female leaders in battle were to be feared, Ellen of Troy, the 'face that launched a thousand shrimps' and inventedthe Trojan horse which was made of wood as she could not afford a real one but but still managed to defeat Napoleon Bonacorde at the battle of Hastings while riding on its back. It did not end well as she ended up being hung from the guillotine.... See More »
Many people who scoff at the flat Earth ask, 'why hasn't anyone fallen off the edge?' Well the answer is staring us straight in the faceAntarctica is not what is seems, it is an ice wall that surrounds the flat Earth. It may shock you to know that it is defended by NASA and the Illuminati, that is why nobody is allowed to go down there. The Ice wall does have a hole in it but this... See More »
