I have just invented an invention that will turn the toilet and breakfast industries on their heads, big pharma don't want you to know this

but my new 'toilfast o matic' Will change your life. It consists of a swing out table which sits on top of your lap while you are sitting on the toilet in the morning. On the table you can place a selection of breakfast foods to eat while carrying out your morning routine (but time consuming) movement.

This will free up time and make you morning routine a much more time efficient experience.

It will be a boon

Place your orders here, I will also have a deluxe model that will include a shaving brush and foam.