Today there will be an eclipse that will signify the end of the World, 'Cry haddock and release the frogs of war'...the rupture is upon us

Oh wait, did I miss it, damn...I knew I shouldn't have had that last bottle of cooking wine.

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TrunkZ · 56-60, M Best Comment

Frogs of war released. Now let's tap a fresh box of wine and enjoy the show

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

Thanks for BC

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

Oh, the rapture actually did happen. It’s just that as only 144,000 were taken, and over a million go missing forever each year, no one noticed the difference 🤷‍♂️

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

I will speak to accounting about the lease on those frogs..😷

JamesBugman · 56-60, T

The world has ended many times in the past, and yet endures.

hunkalove · 61-69, M

No, you got it right.

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

Ribbit...for your protection.

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