Today there will be an eclipse that will signify the end of the World, 'Cry haddock and release the frogs of war'...the rupture is upon us

Frogs of war released. Now let's tap a fresh box of wine and enjoy the show

Oh, the rapture actually did happen. It’s just that as only 144,000 were taken, and over a million go missing forever each year, no one noticed the difference 🤷‍♂️

I will speak to accounting about the lease on those frogs..😷

The world has ended many times in the past, and yet endures.

No, you got it right.

Ribbit...for your protection.