Today there will be an eclipse that will signify the end of the World, 'Cry haddock and release the frogs of war'...the rupture is upon us

Oh wait, did I miss it, damn...I knew I shouldn't have had that last bottle of cooking wine.

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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

Oh, the rapture actually did happen. It’s just that as only 144,000 were taken, and over a million go missing forever each year, no one noticed the difference 🤷‍♂️