Went to a fancy restaurant and tried some 'sushi'...What a bloody con, I took some home with me and heated it up and it tasted just like fish

You are right to distrust them. I went to a similar restaurant for lunch and wanted to try an assortment of food. They actually told me to get bento 😲😲😡😡

Naturally, I left after that insult

That stuff will make your balls fall off, Professor. I'm still eating it though.

What the hell 🤣🤣🤣