I was having trouble swallowing so I went to the nurse and she told me to masticate for longer, well I was taken aback

Could've been worse...She could've told you to spit instead of swallowing...

I was about 13 when I learned a new word for chewing your food. One evening at the dinner table I told my sister to masturbate her food well. I instantly new I got it wrong. Then I realized what I said. True story!

I actually developed arthritis in my wrist from masticating all day

Yeah, we spend all day thinking about chewing our food.

Of course! There are so many commercials dedicated to it these days it would be hard not to😉

You gotta jerk it around a bit

Thank you for best comment.

Hahahaha that’s hilarious

Chew it over, you might find it’s good advice

quit forking around.

Pretty much.