I was having trouble swallowing so I went to the nurse and she told me to masticate for longer, well I was taken aback

is that all the younger generation think about these days?

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hunkalove · 61-69, M

I was about 13 when I learned a new word for chewing your food. One evening at the dinner table I told my sister to masturbate her food well. I instantly new I got it wrong. Then I realized what I said. True story!