I’ve been up for 22 1/2 hours and just spent 5 in A+E with my kid, I feel like death and I need to be up in an hour and a half to go to workHow’s your day going?
Question for Facebook business account holders,If you post onto your “story” and a member of the public pauses the story, can you see that a person has paused your story and can you tell how long they paused it for?
I’m lonely this morning.We’ve slept on the couches in the front room four days in a row now. I’m so tired from work. I’m falling asleep in the bath as I write this. Sometimes I wish we could pause life, just take a break for a day or two. Pick it up when it feel less...See More »
If someone actually said they were physically attracted to me…I would react the same way as if I’d won the lottery but can’t remember buying a ticket.
What is your go to accent/impression?For instance, I’m English, whenever I’m bored or pissed of I speak in a really shit Australian accent.
Comment a Line from a film and see if people can guess the film.I’ll start…easy. “That’s some bad hat, Harry”
YOU. A poem in the making.The sunshine on your body, The movement in your chest. Our hands entwined, like vines that make Our Dickinsonesque nest. Our eyes are locked in warm embrace, Our hearts begin to kiss As both of us are face to face In dreams of utter bliss I taste...See More »
I want to have an affairI want to feel excitement. I want to get to know someone, and want them, and lust after them. I want to feel that excitement seeing I have a message or an email. I want to feel wanted and alive.
Ladies of SW: Would it make a woman go mad?In Hips don’t Lie by Shakira, her male counterpart says she makes a man want to speak Spanish so he starts… “Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa” And then she says… “Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a woman go mad”...See More »
I’ve been awake for ages and it looks like no sleep for me tonight either.It’s gonna be a long day tomorrow/today.
Let’s pretend you’re married and your spouse says this to you, what would you say:Can we have a chat? Firstly I love you, you are the reason I am still alive, the reason I get up in the morning and do what I do. When I think of getting old and dying I’m doing it with you. I am so happy just being with you that I’m actually...See More »
What films did you watch over and over and over as a child?You know, to the point the VHS was worn out.
When you’ve been called a degenerate and you can’t think of an adequate argument I guess it’s time to rethink life choices
I’ve heard it said that John Lennon could write a song about beans. Can you give me something to write a poem about?Also what if he just already had a song about beans? And just kept whipping it out when people asked.
Public Service Announcement: it is no longer necessary to reference peadophiles when describing how much you are sweatingThe joke is old, you’re not funny. Thank you for your time.