I would like to apologise to the shady government worker watching my internet activity.I’m sure long hours of surveillance of my appreciation of Dad jokes, cat videos, formula 1 news and results coverage, and seafood recipes is never going to provide you the crucial data you need for that promotion. It most be very dispiriting for...See More »
There’s a woman at work we call Two Shits.She will force her way into any conversation with one-up remarks that are mostly blatant lies . If you have a special interest, she already an expert. If you’ve been somewhere for a holiday, she lived there once. If you bought a fast car, she’s got...See More »
Right Friday, let’s not mess about. Let’s get through the next 9hrs with no funny business. Then it’s party time
Boomer; Gen X; Millennial etc. are hugely popular and totally simplistic, misleading and reductive generational categories.It’s the astrology and tarot cards of our era.
How many SWers would you need to block to get through this US election bollocks without noticing it passing you by?
Could you please scratch my back? Down a bit, down a bit more, no up a bit. Now to the left, more. That’s it. Now stop.
If you think you’re having a tough time remember this; someone has likely met one of your exes and thinks they’ve met “the one.” 😐🤣
There’s someone posting pics of a grubby old hag’s lady parts. All I said was “it looks like a hippo yawning” 😂
I'm no scientist, but the effort that goes into cleaning a peanut butter jar must outweigh the benefit of recycling it.
It’s been that windy in the U.K. this week I saw people near the sea front acting out MJ’s Earth Song 😂
I think that people should only be allowed to marry twice. If you can't make marriage work after two attempts then it's not for you.After two failed marriages people should accept they’re a loony that no fringe community would welcome 🙃
The nagging thoughts I have when someone claims to be doing something that “gives back power to the people”:
I completely understand why friends give up alcohol in their 30s, but it's sad how most of them have no personality without it.I’m going to be late joining the fruitshoot gang…
Watching a decent tribute band in a pub is a much better experience than watching the real thing in a massive stadium.
It's impossible for us Brits to say "well that went well" without sounding sarcastic. Even if it was meant positively.
Right or wrong, sometimes I mentally chide myself if I’m feeling low. While I’ll often do something positive or give myself something to look forward to, sometimes I treat my mind like a naughty child needing correcting. During the lockdown Dad dug out the diary of family members who fought in the wars, short...See More »