Hmmmm maybe I should record my singing for you guys. ha ha nobody would want to hear that. No really I might do it tomorrowWhen I'm far less tired and far less under the influence.
I was at a fast food joint using the restroom and this woman brought her grown ass son into the womens room to use the bathroom like wtf.I wish i spoke spanish cause i would have yelled at her. Your son is grown why the hell is he using the womens restroom? Cant you go here and he go to the mens? Wtf dude
Ok enough of my fabulous songs and this time I'll play you a real oneThis song is near and dear to my heart because It was my go go dancing song (1)
New song let's go this time a pop songBaddies in the club tonight Drop drop drop it low bend it over touch your toes Clap clap clappity clap Baddies dancing to this bomb ass track Cause it;s baddies in the club tonight Bass bass bass down low Someone drop that disco ball Omg this is... See More »
I'm going to write a rap song and it's going to take the world by stormI Like That I like b*tches and lamborghinis ratchet hoes twerkin in bikinis Roll up in my whip so fast the cops can't even see me Yeah I like that I like coke and booze live fast die young bad bella does it well Yeah I like that Yeah I like that... See More »
Just found out I got blacklisted from an entire company all because my old store manager didn't like me at my last jobI tried applying to work there again for extra money at all the stores in the area and I was immediately denied from all of them. Only thing I can think of was because my old boss didn't like me. I was a damn good worker but our personalities didn't... See More »
I have this crazy power where if someone crosses me or tries to make my life hell bad things happen to them or they leave. idk how i do itI think I have some type of crazy powers or some sort of supernatural ability that just clears my roadblocks for me without me lifting a finger. Like when I still worked a normal job before I began my own business everyone who gave me a hard time or... See More »
What is the nastiest/meanest thing you've ever said to someone else?I cut down this couple at my parents church years ago. This was when I was first starting to transition so we are going several years back. I got dragged along by my parents to some fundraising event at the church they go to. Got told by the woman in... See More »
Alright men why are you afraid of me? What's it take for me to get a date in this day and age? God damn people
If I have to listen to that god damn miley cyrus flowers song one more time I will beat the brakes off a ho I swear to god.I can be in a store and it plays. I can be in my car and it plays. I can be out to eat and it plays. There's no avoiding that grating ass song.
I think my grandma is the only person who still wears nylons daily lolI used to make fun of her for wearing those over socks. Oh god she also couldn't leave the house without putting on lipstick always in a shade of pink or red and spraying her white diamonds perfume. Maybe it's just an old people thing. She's 93... See More »
What is your go to potluck dish? Is it better than my famous big mac salad?I dice up romaine and cabbage and use those fast food pickles but leave them whole. I sprinkle those into the salad mixture then add sharp cheddar cheese and diced tomatoes. Then comes the meat. I season it liberally with salt and pepper and that's... See More »
Am i being a jerk here or am i right?I went over to one of my brothers yesterday for dinner. My niece is 2 years old and literally snacks all day long. Barely any real food just puffs and crackers and sometimes a banana and she expects you to share everything with her or give it to her... See More »
