Being an adult: tip #6: If you need to take care of bills or laundry or errands, you do them before you get drunk
How to be an adult, tip #3Have a gift bag full of gift bags that were gifted to you; so you can re-gift them. Pro tip: write the name of the gifter on a postit, and keep it in the bag so you don't re- gift it back to the same person
I keep coming across posts where women are saying that a man has asked her for money on here.Men, do better. Have you no shame..?
Procrastination pro tip:Avoid those pesky responsibilities and allow those consequences to pile up....like a cozy weighted blanky you can hide beneath... A consiquilt...if you will. ๐ ๐ป
Slick mouth Pro Tip:If you find it a necessity to insult the same person twice... You've already failed in your attempt to verbally annihilate them. Sharpen that tongue. ๐ซฆ