You ever do any little thing around the home or office that makes you feel a wee bit better about a shitty situation in your life?For instance, naming a file in the filing cabinet something like"TFD" (the f*cking douchebag), or "FB" (f*cking b*stard). Could be something as small as flipping off the TV during all those gaggy, cheesy, romantic movie scenes. Perhaps it's as... See More »
don't grow up. it's a trap.Adulthood is sold like a luxury upgrade: more choices, more independence, your name on the deed. What they don’t print on the box is the fine-print subscription, rent, taxes, interest, insurance, “circles back Monday,” and the creeping feeling that... See More »
What is your favorite life hack?For me, to deodorize shoes, I put a dry tea bag in them and leave them overnight
One of my life's big questions is getting answeredFinally, I have a pretty concrete idea of how many squares of toilet paper are left on the roll. Not nearly as empowering as I thought it would be.
Tips for when you're starting to get ghosted:Message them and say, "hey, omg, is this" crazy thing" I heard about you true?? When they reply.. As they willl.. ghost them👻😂
You will never be as young as you are at this momentSo live life to the fullest and have no regrets! Ok maybe some regrets.
