Slick mouth Pro Tip:If you find it a necessity to insult the same person twice... You've already failed in your attempt to verbally annihilate them. Sharpen that tongue. 🫦
You ever do any little thing around the home or office that makes you feel a wee bit better about a shitty situation in your life?For instance, naming a file in the filing cabinet something like"TFD" (the f*cking douchebag), or "FB" (f*cking b*stard). Could be something as small as flipping off the TV during all those gaggy, cheesy, romantic movie scenes. Perhaps it's as... See More »
don't grow up. it's a trap.Adulthood is sold like a luxury upgrade: more choices, more independence, your name on the deed. What they don’t print on the box is the fine-print subscription, rent, taxes, interest, insurance, “circles back Monday,” and the creeping feeling that... See More »
