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51-55, M
United States
Homosexual
1193 views · 10 followers
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So which one of you is going to buy me a drink?
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3 hrs ago
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I'm sick and I wish I had someone to help take care of me
Body hurts
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1 day ago
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I pity whoever has to sit next to me on the bus.
I threw up
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3 days ago
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You ever cough and taste mucus but none ever comes up?
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3 days ago
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I think I ruptured a hemmerhoid my ass is bleeding.
Bright red blood
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4 days ago
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Holy hell you ever take a nap and couldnt believe how long you were out?
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May 16, 2019
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Im so old I have to take a nap to make it through my day.
Everything eyelids included are feeling heavy.
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May 15, 2019
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Someone brought in donuts and I already gobbled up two of them.
Nobody else even had a chance to get an apple fritter.
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May 15, 2019
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Next person who calls me elderly is hitting the floor
The wrath of astro is upon you.
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May 15, 2019
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I feel like I'll never find love again
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May 14, 2019
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Is it doing too much to mop and vacuum once a week?
Firdt you have to pre sweep to get all the big debris up. Then you vacuum to make sure it's all up and then you mop. After the first mop is dried you mop again to make sure it's all clean
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May 14, 2019
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Are you someone who hates being alone and always wants a relationship?
That's me.
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May 14, 2019
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Why do some feel the need to point out that im missing teeth?
I know I am. Especially in the front right. Theres 3 missing in a row. I bet they're trying to make me feel bad.
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May 13, 2019
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How am i even still alive?
I have that rolling stones luck.
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May 12, 2019
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Happy mothers day
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May 12, 2019
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Is rice still safe to eat if those stupid brown bugs are in it?
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May 11, 2019
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Why would anyone buy instant rice when the long cooking stuff tastes heaps better?
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May 11, 2019
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You ever doodle when bored at work?
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May 9, 2019
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I can feel my hair poofing out and getting wavier by the second
Damn humidity
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May 9, 2019
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I'm not even asian so why do my eyes sort of look asian like?
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May 9, 2019
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