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Astro

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My mother is turning 93 on the 7th

Still keeps up her own house, still takes care of all her own finances, still likes to garden. She's still fiery and active.

Hey hey woah woah time out. Why do i keep getting ads in spanish? I don't speak spanish

Does it look like i speak spanish to you?

Later this month I'll be the great big 58. God damn how did I make it this long? 1965 first of the gen x'ers.

I'm becoming the "oldest" everywhere I go. Oldest in the room at punk shows. Oldest where I work. Oldest performing at the drag bars.Oldest at the skatepark. Blending in with the old people in the early morning at the grocery store. What can I say?...

I'm going to anger some people but here I go anyway. I don't like being called indigenous just call me native american.

Indigenous makes me sound primitive. I am NOT primitive. But hey aren't you mixed? Yes I'm only half native and the rest of me mexican but still I am not primitive. Making me sound like I'm some lesser type of human and what not.

I used to drink 6-10 tall boys a day.

I don't do that anymore. I drink but I'm not out on control like I once was I got my ducks in a row. Decades later here we are finally doing something right.

I'm 58 come june I'm getting older. What's something you didn't care about when you were young that you care about now?

I used to not care about politics but the older i get the more I'm paying attention and having a opinion.

The slave barge

I got ripped a new one for referring to the school bus as the slave barge. My friends and I thought it was hilarious. Since I came up with it and I was the ring leader of the group I got the fall for it.

Best thing i ever did was quit drinking

I feel lighter, brighter and instead of surviving im thriving. I look better i feel better I'm getting stuff done. Too bad it's taken me so long but the point is i did it.

I've been doing hair for 40 years. Holy hell where has time gone?

Hell I'm 58 come june. I'm getting old.

I quit doing drag because i got sick of only being put on "Latin night" despite my protests

Yeah i get it my last name is Spanish and im half Mexican half native american. I'm considered a damn latino i get it. I don't speak spanish, i don't like latin music, i don't belong with the latin queens on latin night. I kept saying that and...

I don't want to be on latin night

I do drag on the side and have for a long ass time. I want to be on the main night more often on Saturday and not latin night on Tuesday. Saturday has a better crowd than latin night and that means more tips. I feel latin night caters to a specific...

It's true I get accused of yelling and being loud all the time.

If you know, you know

This stuff is magic

Guess who's getting their vaccine shot first dose?

Oh come on! It's that time for me to renew my beauty liscense.

For heavens sake I've been liscensed since 1983 is this really needed for me to take any damn test. I can do this shit in my sleep.

I dont care what anyone says tom selleck is fine as hell.

I always had a crush on him

This is momma astro and let me tell you why she rocks. First of all she makes the best homemade tortillas. No but truthfully she's a gem. She's tough as nails,she raised 3 kids without the help of our idiot father and is one of the hardest working...

I think I'll let it stay for awhile.

I don't think it looks half bad and I think I'm going to keep it around for awhile. Sure it's all grey now but it comes with the territory of being over 50.

I've been busy and have accomplished a lot. That's where I've been in case anyone wondered. I'm free from alcohol officially. I've landed a job and have been helping my mom out. I'm getting shit done.

My beard is now completely all grey.

I have a whole beard thing going on.

All these years and my mother is still embarrassed to be seen in public with me. Things have not changed.

Anyone else have trouble swallowing pills?

I tried taking two immodium and the damn things wouldn't go down. Had to bite the bullet and chew them up into a powder. The older I get the harder it seems to become especially for those damn horse pills.

My mom's making homemade tortillas. Who wants some?

I can't promise that I'll leave you any.

Should I shave my head? My entire scalp was tattooed back in the 90s. Haven't shown it off in years

i guess they have a hispanic heritage month now?

I didn't grow up with hispanic culture so it doesn't apply to me even though I am hispanic.

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