Have you watched the video clip for 'C'est la vie' by B'witched? The lead singer looks about 34 and she's going for a 15year old boy? 🤢
My dad once flatulated loudly when he was at Lincraft with my mother and Nan. They were both so embarrassed they almost died 🦘💨 I almost died with laughter hearing that story! 🤣
I went with my family to a Chinese restaurant for my birthday recently and my mother got so drunk we were almost kicked out 🤣
My dad and his friend went to a bar to meet girls in the 80s. The place was packed full of men and they thought 'Where are all the ladies?' 🤣
I wand 'Back in Black' by ACDC and 'I have Nothing' by Whitney Houston played at my funeral. My mom and sister think this is hilarious 😕
To reduce the harm of alcohol, adults should drink no more than 4 standard drinks in one session. And to avoid binge drinking no more than 10 per weekBut I'm Australian???!! 🤷🏼
I think it is rude to have BO and greasy hair. I also think it is rude to turn up to a friend or family member's home without informing them first.
Hannibal Lecter should travel to Australia. There is a lot of good tucker down under. I would be a great tour guide introducing him to meals! 🤣
I'm literally crying with laughter after my brother changed the lyrics to 'Place Your Hands' at karaoke.He sang 'Oh place your hands on my hole, run your fingers through my bowels' because he thought that's what the words actually were! 🤣
He's not Brad Pitt, he's not even Det. Mike Logan, but he's alright . . . I'd give him a four, looks wise. But from what I can tell, he's a nice guy.
My brother's life ethic is 'don't stop the farts until you get enough' and same for picking your nose and eating it. 🤢
When I was a kid I stayed over at a friend's house and her family served a jar of anchovy paste as a condiment on pancakes! 🤢
What should I get Rafael Barba for his birthday? Running Gear? Something for his yachting? A laxative laced cappuccino?
What if someone put laxatives in Rafael Barba's coffee for April Fool's Day so that he would shit in is $2000 suit in court?
