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Convivial · 26-30, F
Thanks but I'm fine in that department ...I find the old excuse that" the leprosy is flaring up" always works, no questions asked 😜
Convivial · 26-30, F
@itsok ants?
itsok · 31-35, F
@Convivial ants?
armadillos carry leprosy, but I think it’s pretty rare to get it from them unless you eat them or something
Convivial · 26-30, F
@itsok the armadillo reference threw me...I was thinking don't they eat ants...

hunkalove · 70-79, M
I worked with a guy who called in sick and left a message that he was going to a baseball game. The next day he was told that wasn't an acceptable excuse. So after that he said his malaria was acting up. They didn't bother him again.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Unfortunately I don’t talk to my relatives or neighbors but this does sound like a brilliant business idea!
I may have exaggerated my fluency in Mandarin..and other languages... a tad on my resume.

Our Beijing partners arrive in an hour.

Guess who's heading today's presentation?

I'm hiding in the supply closet.
Got any ideas💡 for me??
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@itsok 😆


Clumsiness, and random chaos:
Thats my wheelhouse!
Totally doable.

You're brilliant 👏
My check's in the mail.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SethGreene531 I’m glad I could be of assistance 😌
fun4us2b · M
Dear It'sOK:

I need the rest of the month off from work just because.....What should I do?

Fun
itsok · 31-35, F
@fun4us2b ugh, I’m so sorry to hear about your emergency surgery for that abdominal hernia, I hope you feel better in 3 to 6 weeks!
fun4us2b · M
@itsok You are as good as they say you are! Thank you! 😘
I need this every day just to make me feel important
itsok · 31-35, F
@MarbleMarvel I can help with that 😌
moooooooose · 46-50, M
Entrepreneur
I need to go home and go bed. Still have almost hour left at work. Get me outa here?
itsok · 31-35, F
@Bexsy your house alarm went off, and you need to go check on it. Or do you feel a migraine coming on?
Having “women issues” should get us out of work at least one day per month, have you used yours yet?
You might feel a 24 hour stomach bug coming on, which will get you either out of work tomorrow, or make you a hero for coming in.
I think my blood sugar is low. I fainted and I don’t think it’s an emergency, but you better come watch me to make sure I’m ok for the next hour.
@itsok ohhh, dang! You are good!
Coralmist · 41-45, F
Ok I might just take you up on that sometime!! 😃
itsok · 31-35, F
@Coralmist I would love to!!!
Arantxa · 18-21, FVIP
Ok
Could you cancel a medical appointment for me? Im too scared to
Go :(
Arantxa · 18-21, FVIP
@itsok it would have to be in French :/
But thank you so much for offering :)
itsok · 31-35, F
@Arantxa I’ll start studying French, give me a couple of years 😅
Arantxa · 18-21, FVIP
@itsok ok :) i definetly Will 😂
Bonne chance :)
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
I'm my own excuse to get out of most things lol
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
That kind of sounds fun
itsok · 31-35, F
@Turtlepower OH WAIT. Next time they ask, we found out we aren’t related and my birthmark turned out to be a coffee stain

So I change my child’s name
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@itsok 😂 stuff like this is fun to think about.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Turtlepower then I’ll sue you for the price it costs to change a baby’s name. It’ll be a long drawn out case with several court dates to get you out of all kinds of obligations
Scouser · 36-40, M
I need this
I can do some marketing for you 😅
JackHoff · 46-50, M
Always need a good wing woman.
itsok · 31-35, F
@JackHoff that’s meeee
JackHoff · 46-50, M
@itsok Call you when i need you.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Well we can have each other then 😌🫶
itsok · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle I’ve gonna be having excuses for alllll kinds of sick and personal days from work
Lonelyandyb · 36-40, M
I need an excuse to get out of work tomorrow
itsok · 31-35, F
@Lonelyandyb you have someone coming to fix your hvac unit or water heater tomorrow (your choice). They’re giving you a time frame of showing up that will get you out of your first few hours of work, and they have to leave and grab a part (heck, maybe they end up having to install a whole new hvac unit/water heater) and it’s going to take the rest of your work day.
What about excuses to get me into something?

Or does it only work with getting me out of something?
@itsok
What are you trying to get into?
A relationship 😅

Also just generally willing to see if you'd do it.
itsok · 31-35, F
@sstronaut hmm, you mean like a wing woman type thing? I think I can do that
@itsok awesome 😎👍 😁
Anime1 · 31-35, M
Lol yeah right 😒
icedsky · 51-55, M
What are the fees? Do you take debit cards?
itsok · 31-35, F
@icedsky my payment is the good feelings I get from being creative and helping
exchrist · 31-35
Do you accept sw coins ss reimbursement?
itsok · 31-35, F
@exchrist yup!
I'll put you on speed dial.
slorollin · 41-45, M
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
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