If you ever need an excuse to get out of something, I’m your girl

I can come up with excuses tailored to your life, to get you out of all kinds of situations. I can be your daughter/sister/cousin/partner/neighbor with all kinds of different problems. I can come up with illnesses, emergencies, important errands, and obligations. I can call and loudly cry and beg for your help while you’re in front of other people.
Just let me know. I love being crafty and dramatic.

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sstronaut

What about excuses to get me into something?

Or does it only work with getting me out of something?

itsok · 31-35, F

@sstronaut hmmm, I’ve definitely done things along those lines a few times for girls who wanted to go on trips that their partners (sadly) were going to throw a fit over.
What are you trying to get into?

sstronaut

@itsok

What are you trying to get into?

A relationship 😅

Also just generally willing to see if you'd do it.

itsok · 31-35, F

@sstronaut hmm, you mean like a wing woman type thing? I think I can do that

sstronaut

@itsok awesome 😎👍 😁