If you ever need an excuse to get out of something, I’m your girl

@itsok ants?

@Convivial ants?
armadillos carry leprosy, but I think it’s pretty rare to get it from them unless you eat them or something

@itsok the armadillo reference threw me...I was thinking don't they eat ants...

@itsok 😆


Clumsiness, and random chaos:
Thats my wheelhouse!
Totally doable.

You're brilliant 👏
My check's in the mail.

@SethGreene531 I’m glad I could be of assistance 😌

@fun4us2b ugh, I’m so sorry to hear about your emergency surgery for that abdominal hernia, I hope you feel better in 3 to 6 weeks!

@itsok You are as good as they say you are! Thank you! 😘

@MarbleMarvel I can help with that 😌

@Bexsy your house alarm went off, and you need to go check on it. Or do you feel a migraine coming on?
Having “women issues” should get us out of work at least one day per month, have you used yours yet?
You might feel a 24 hour stomach bug coming on, which will get you either out of work tomorrow, or make you a hero for coming in.
I think my blood sugar is low. I fainted and I don’t think it’s an emergency, but you better come watch me to make sure I’m ok for the next hour.

@itsok ohhh, dang! You are good!

@Coralmist I would love to!!!

@Turtlepower OH WAIT. Next time they ask, we found out we aren’t related and my birthmark turned out to be a coffee stain

So I change my child’s name

@itsok 😂 stuff like this is fun to think about.

@Turtlepower then I’ll sue you for the price it costs to change a baby’s name. It’ll be a long drawn out case with several court dates to get you out of all kinds of obligations

@JackHoff that’s meeee

@itsok Call you when i need you.

@mindstruggle I’ve gonna be having excuses for alllll kinds of sick and personal days from work

@Lonelyandyb you have someone coming to fix your hvac unit or water heater tomorrow (your choice). They’re giving you a time frame of showing up that will get you out of your first few hours of work, and they have to leave and grab a part (heck, maybe they end up having to install a whole new hvac unit/water heater) and it’s going to take the rest of your work day.

@itsok A relationship 😅

Also just generally willing to see if you'd do it.

@sstronaut hmm, you mean like a wing woman type thing? I think I can do that

@itsok awesome 😎👍 😁

@icedsky my payment is the good feelings I get from being creative and helping

@exchrist yup!